This is my sister, y’all! She is THAT GIRL!! 💪🏽💐

American poutine? No wonder y’all’s country the way it is because man WHAT

I always thought Terrible Rabbit was half Black. Still do, in all honesty.

James Earl Jones was a literal PIECE OF SHIT but the others are legends.

Friendly reminder to refer to it as Child Sexual Abuse Material (CSAM). The word porn implies it was made with consent, and CHILDREN cannot consent to it.

Finished running all the errands.

My daily affirmation: Not only am I going to survive this regime, I’m going to come out on the other side even better than when I went in.

I’m not Gen X but this here

This iPhone 11 is *still* going strong 💪🏽

Y’all too fucky fucky fi MI. Let me get back to my books, chile

25 wings with chunky bleu cheese dip … now I know what I’m ordering for lunch 🍗

Why are you taking someone to an “all you can eat” anything if you have a problem with them eating all they can eat…?

Me when y’all tell me about men behaving badly:

Glad you stated “handsome” first. Muy importante ☝🏽

Do I need a waffle iron? 🤔 Let me consult with @offiadrynn.bsky.social on kitchen gadgetry ☝🏽

Both @heysita.bsky.social and @roamingdruid.bsky.social call me “Titi” and my heart feels so full 🥹💕😄💕✨

TALKIN’ IT UP! ON THE BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW!!

I love having chemistry where we forget other people are in the room. And it don’t even gotta be romantically. Like me and my friends will cut up like no one else is there 😭😭😭

Bye! 🤣

TT need a seat now. "Standing room only" is a young woman's game.

PIZZA 😩 @dradambanks.bsky.social Travel New car

I got to go home and play with my daughter. It happens every day, but it always feels like a blessing

No(t yet)

Another man who been playing in my face for 3 years called me mean today and chat, I for one am so proud because well yes I am fuckin mean you asshole look at how much I bring to the table that you dont!

Booked another speaking gig, and got a really lovely voicenote from someone special.

Although simultaneously excited and scared because it would be stepping out of my comfort zone, today I confirmed a meeting that could possibly result in a big life change.

I made a grown ass man react piss poorly to my peace and boundaries and im elated.

Nobody, anybody, any time: Me:

I want an entire pan of brownies. But I cannot have an entire pan of brownies. WHY ME LAWD

I have zero mercy for racists. All of them should die. Today, preferably. Fuck all that forgiveness shit. Y’all’s demonic ancestors stole, raped and tortured my ancestors. Hell is not hot enough.

I hope their food was laced with laxatives and ground up GLASS. Die SLOW, MFs.

Nah this Mike Epps sitcom didn’t get the love it deserved. Netflix should’ve promoted this more. It’s actually really funny

I‘m thrilled to see y’all increasing your water intake but I found I’d urinate more frequently when my stomach was empty. I drink at least two of my 32oz water jugs daily but not in the washroom every 10 minutes because I’m also eating. Anyone else?

Just a lil lunchtime rant. If it doesn’t apply, then let it fly.

She looks SO good. Sister @pinkyeticup.bsky.social I’m thinking about this ginger 🤔☝🏽

Baby, Megan Thee Stallion is working! She got Popeyes and Dunkin’ going. Hell, she gone need some type of deal with Cottonelle next because she about to have the folks shitting

There’s also differences between nerds, dorks and dweebs. Furthermore, it’s a sad fact that people tell comic con goers to shower and use deodorant because the dweebs sit in their FONK for days on end. 🤢

Starting (or restarting) your fitness journey? Welcome! Here’s a short video on what to avoid :

Love seeing men cuss out other men for being misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, ashy, etc. Keep it up! Curse dem!

npopular opinion: gambling needs to be inconvenient. Gambling apps capped at $1000 a month. You should have to talk to a human being if you are going to place bets bigger than that. And I say that as a person that is known to put a dollar or two on a game.

Not the Lakers eating Jamaican food 🤣😂😂 cc @maine-char.bsky.social

A lot of what we're seeing is white people being confronted with SHAME. That's why folks keep INSISTING it's not helpful to ask people what TOOK their asses so long! It's shame. Shame plus FEAR is what gets them yapping like they run shit. Fear and loathing.

As a Jamaican-Canadian, I'm so excited for this panel -- it's going to be an important and insightful conversation, with proceeds going to a deserving cause. Tix are PYWC! If you're in Toronto, come through! www.eventbrite.com/e/hurricane-...

Reminder: You are you. No one else. And no one else can be you. Stand on that shit. Take pride in that shit. And fuck who don’t like you.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Twitter needs to disappear for good.