Despite my best efforts my son’s fave Home Alone is the 4th one. The 4th?!

Me to that Vernon storyline bc absolutely not #BeyondTheGates

Damn we couldn’t see any of the Winterfest events, auctions, nothing? 🥴 #BeyondTheGates

“Musty mouth” made me laugh out loud 😭

Curtis Jackson was shot nine times, wym he aint got skeletons??? Y’all are funny 😂😭

Whoever decided to change the alarm “buttons” to “slides” need to be smacked

DALLAS (AP) — Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett launches bid for U.S. Senate in Texas, looking to flip a Republican-held seat.

That bitch got the worst broken English I’ve heard in my life. ICE need to be on the WH lawn, tf?

I didn’t know films not released could be nominated, that’s crazy

I had to block that “motivational” account. The sun is up, you should be upper. FOH

Y’all are doing a lot, Jesus

#RentalFamily was such a beautiful film 🥹

Bill miss his family bad 😭😂#BeyondTheGates

And that’s exactly why I don’t trust no damn Airbnb, tf? Landlords be weird af

Flats

Ppl who wish me happy birthday but then fail to be in my life for the other 364 days of the year always rubs me wrong.

Like instead of you testing people’s boundaries you could just not be a bitch ass lame.

Halle Berry ate that American psycho ass right on up 😂😂

Because why is my face breaking out? I’ve paid my dues! Lol

I am 42 yrs old, I should not be having the same period symptoms of a 13 yr old. Hang it up, nothing else coming outta here!

My manager is outta the office for the next two days 🙌🏾

I went to bed at 9 last night 😒

Folded won lol

Kehlani been in my top 5 for the past two years strictly off the strength of Crash and Folded

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What Rita Ora be doing to get invited anywhere?

The Balds for sure 😂

I am struggling at work 🥹😩

Do I wanna know what Summer Walker did?

I thought wrestling was on Mondays? 🤔

Seeing y’all snow posts make me miss it. (Kinda) lol

All cans should be pull top, I need this change by Christmas

Yes! It’s the eye contact or something 😂😂

Haven’t really cared about Christmas these last few years bc it reminds me to much of my mom 🥹 but I think I wanna try this year

My sleep schedule is gone, thoughts and prayers for next week

😭🤣I stand with you boo they’re supposed to be fuckin

Yes and yes but only once 😭

Fuck you, hope that helps!

Stop overthinking the SL and just fucking laugh.

When married folks post, single people be like…

Married ppl are so serious, yeesh 😭😂😭😂

Lmfaooo yea that meme is not for you married bitches it’s for folks who had to hunt!!! 😂🤣😭

yall strict!

!!!!!!!! They need to stop appropriating single people culture!

One thing I never wanna see is your feet in the dick pic, dick is enough ty

It’s funny when y’all married and post the disheveled doll meme bc like, congrats on rolling over 🙄

Welp, shouldn’t have been shopping in Target bitch. Greedy ass 😭😂

Mac and cheese, greens is this close 🤏🏾

my latest order, a key lime cheesecake 🍋‍🟩💚 watch me make it on tik tok ! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8US4DgC/

I need one of Bria’s key lime cheesecakes, they look so damn good