At my age a surprise unremembered wedding would not scare me 😂😭 #BeyondTheGates

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Death is not his forte

Im a texture person and an overly ripe raspberry just made its way to my mouth. I almost passed away 😩

Black women existing being labeled with “Adult Content” on here be PMO

Wait, there’s only 10,000 spots in heaven??? Can I just go to the Medium Place? I don’t need streets paved in gold, Im ok with like bronze or whatever

I slept the entire night so a miracle did happen

The who and the huh??

Y’all remember that HBO show, The Leftovers? That’s us right now 😭😭

Oh shit, Im still here. We the heathens?! #LeftBehind

Car stuff, I literally do not know 😭

“I wanna heal you” is insane work and I pray no young women are going outside looking for that after hearing that shit. No, no, no.

Don’t Creflo also like to do that or is that the other one?? 😂😭

So we’re not getting another season of #BlownAway ? That’s annoying 🙄

My cat hopped in this bed and screamed in my ear. She finna get put out 😒

Pepsi

Pardon?!

I CANNOT with the yogurt talk 😩😭

“You buildt like your daadddd!” Naw Cardi would have to see me 😭😩

I am 42, I’m so tired of having periods. I wish I could contact the Osmosis Jones in my body and have her unplug my shit

I was supposed to be in the shower at least 10 min ago 😩😴 (Edited 6:52 AM via @skeetsapp.com)

Carl Jones posted this, which I can only construe as a preview of Megan Thee Stallion's Prime anime.

A 21 yr old asked me out today, men don’t gaf about how old you are 😂

Can we all agree tho that there’s better ways to get back at a man? 😭

Rent due in 2 weeks. SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN CLOCK ALREADY.

In these times?

I think i have decided that spoiling children is good. I myself am a spoiled adult and it's amazing over here. unspoiled people think it's a problem and the solution isn't for ME to stop being spoiled. Mais non. You gotta have a better life. Get spoiled. Find people who like seeing you happy.

Ima need y’all to block Sally before I block y’all

Now I know damn well Tomas aint the only man in town #BeyondTheGates

@sharpiepls.com I’m getting an error, can you help?

So I migrated now what? Is it a new app to download? This is why I should’ve stayed where I was 🙄

More good news?! I am overwhelmed 😭

Y’all, block Damon and move on 😂😭

We can expect them to stfu tho

That shit being his last words got me choking laughing, omg 😭😂😭

Bitch, are you ok?

Breed kinks are weird to me, Russ need to go talk to the lady

Im sorry, Im really cranky this morning. Lemme try again ✌🏾

Why do so many of y’all not know you gotta update something to get a new feature?

There will be no trials, pls get that out your heads. The only ones who will pay for this are us 🥴

What was Rachel doing that she couldn’t do The Mummy 3? Im still annoyed about that lol

Leslie and these tears #BeyondTheGates

Told dawg he has “awake apnea” lmfaooo I wish I could’ve seen all the comments 😭

Fall kicked the door in this morning 🥶

Hmmm men absolving men per the usual? Another day that ends in Y

The Muppets is perfect for Seth Rogan

It was jokes before but if y’all don’t get y’all asses outta FL

Told someone I feel anxious sometimes and he said I hate that for you. And it made me realize there’s ppl out here who don’t experience this. I want off this ride 😩