Unsurprisingly, Vince Gilligan has created the beginning of another masterpiece with #Pluribus. Holy fuck. That pilot episode.

“I fuck pizzas on OnlyFans!”-Raphael @surber.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Goddammit. @surber.bsky.social nearly made me run off the road from laughing at “Doritos is basically the same sludge that transformed the turtles into ninja warriors” Another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Oct. Wrap-Up (Pt. 1)

i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,

if I were LSU i would announce that Brian Kelly agreed his buyout should be donated to food banks and then make him refute it

EXCEPT MITCHELL AT THE AUTO ZONE YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

Good

“Sacrebleu! Les Hardy Boys!”

The perfect start to UNC-Cal Cc: @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

Oh…. Ok then

Fellas, I dunno how many of you need to hear this, but take your gf/wife to more concerts for her. Took my wife to the Jonas Brothers tonight & I’ve never seen a more immaculate bathroom non-wait for the fellas.

Now that we have enough video series where celebrities eat or cook or hang out in a kitchen, I will start one where I interview famous people while we hand wash a sink full of dishes

Makai Lemon doesn’t appear to be a human being

Are you FUCKING kidding me

Joey. Slide goddammit.

Beach Dog status acheived

THE JACKSONVILLE JOSTLE

The ACC has fucked up a lot of things, but letting us listen to ref deliberations is not one of those things. Fantastic work guys

are both those dudes in the end zone still alive or did they get swallowed by the crowd

Ruger’s been taking in all the vibes of the new house 10/10 good boy approved

Kids are enjoying the new house

WARNING: EXTREME FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE INCOMING 10 sacks is too many to allow, Auburn

fullcast in progress

WE ARE HOOTIN &, wait for it, HOLLERIN IN THIS HOUSEHOLD GO DAMN VOLS

Kyle Shanahan trying to act natural as he realizes his lifelong dream of starting Mac Jones is about to come true

If the float is about hopes entering the season, are fans thrown from it once their team is eliminated from playoff contention

looks like I have never posted Derrick Henry's high school game log on BlueSky. time to fix that

Buffalo News photographer Josh Bessex's shot of the DeAndre Hopkins touchdown:

Dragonball Z-ass backfield

you will NEVER believe what i just heard

SET TO RECORD

Kids are sending vibes through the roof

Kids are still good

Kids are doing good

The Knicks are 2-0 in the playoffs against the Celtics since Tracy Morgan puked on the court at MSG

Days off are tough.

Gina drop for your consideration

“We’ve been waiting for you, Father. Join us won’t you?”

me and the boys celebrating rory winning the masters

New family member just dropped. Everyone say hello to Gina (a.k.a. Gina Bean). Brother Gio approved

We got a top 5 on3 graphic from all this

this is very sports, when a team I like is called for roughing the passer we’re making the game soft, and when a team I don’t like hits the QB too hard we need to protect the most valuable position

We all win when Duke loses

you know in many ways Babe (1995) uses the same "there's no rule against" plot device that Air Bud (1997) rests upon but nobody's interested in that conversation

I do not believe that these four people were on the couch at the same time and I definitely not believe that JuJu Watkins was in that room at all, given that it looks like her face was projected onto the head of another person entirely.

at no point did i know what the pt cruiser driver was going to do next