Sitting here thinking as a Kentucky fan that I’d actually willingly allow Duke Basketball immortality in exchange for sacrificing Stephen Miller to a volcano as @edsbs.bsky.social has recommended to me.

The kids are alright! #NoKings

Sarasota, FL #NoKings show out. We’ve got walkers and scooters galore.

My wife has never noticed the repost button on her Instagram………but she just discovered our daughter has been clicking on pictures of Cat Testicles when on her account. Her algorithm is cursed

That’s cute Zoomers think they invented this trend but I feel @actioncookbook.com had this concept on lockdown years ago

I’ve shat on Kentucky basketball a lot this year but I’ll be damned if I ever say a bad word about Otega Oweh

St Patrick’s Day is weird for my family. It’s my mom’s birthday and that’s awesome obviously cause, “Yay! Birthday!” Buts it’s also the day that my Aunt was found dead of a suicide 17 years ago, which my mom still struggles with.

No bad ideas here kids, let’s hear your ideas, I’ll start: Has anyone considered making it The Crooked of Hormuz? #Iran

I’m so proud of my kids on their shows this past weekend. 5 performances in 4 days. They crushed it!

United States baseball, continuing the American Dream of failing upwards. #WBC

Kiddos play runs all weekend!

Im not sure what the answer is or isn’t, but I’d pay this guy to figure it out

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Make Miami Great Again

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Make Miami Great Again

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Make Miami Great Again

I have a fascinating question for soccer people. What are the greatest goals in soccer history, regardless of gender? @dreyesceron.bsky.social This one lives rent free in my head forever. youtube.com/watch?v=cvGf...

The Walmart rabbits want to FUCK! @lastweektonight.com

Our daughter’s had a tough school year, but she’s been learning to advocate for herself. #AutismAdvocacy

Daughter had meeting w/ the school counselor to talk about being bullied. Counselor immediately criticized my daughter’s “Anne Frank Should have Lived” necklace as being inappropriate Daughter told counselor she was the equivalent of a White Creeper van claiming to sell ice cream. Kids alright

This gives me hope Trump’s time is coming

We are a Braves family now. Five year old me would be proud.

Oh man, first patient of day said she works for a tech giant. One I just watched people on here discuss will likely be going into bankruptcy soon. I mentally was like

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social felt appreciated with the Sarasota Creeps call out during podcast business! 😂

Why yes. I do own three Golden Girls shirts. Thanks for asking. #StayGolden #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #USWomensHockeyRules

@502eire.lol best MLB park to visit? My son now wants to go after spring training game today. I’m trying to teach him most MLB games aren’t gonna include player autographs and getting multiple game used balls.

Had a blast at @braves.com Spring Training today! My son got to get a few autographs, a Home Run ball and a Foul Ball, made the Jumbotron, & ran the bases!

I’m gonna be honest. I’ve worked with all age of people. The Greatest Generation is the best IMO and I’m not taking any questions. I work with more 90+ year old folks who are just absolute badasses. Boomers definitely most annoying generation. #Generations #BoomersSuck

All, here is the GoFundMe as organized by his sister: www.gofundme.com/f/support-te...

My son recently learned about “Punch Buggy, no punch backs!” However, he doesn’t fully grasp that Volkswagen Beetles are a specific car, not just any little, odd shaped car.

Realized earlier this week that it’s been 31 years since my grandfather died. Dude was only 54. I know he had his flaws, but damn he was such a cool dude I was happy to call Papaw.

Daughter’s school called today. They said this bracelet was offensive. Wife asked “To Whom?!?” #AlwaysPunchNazis

@bomani-jones.bsky.social loved the episode on Paul Roberson. Damn man, I definitely was in the population of people who knew nothing of him. Definitely gonna check out the book.

My SuperBowl shirt! Great win Seattle and hell of a show Benito!

Oh, so Kid Rock has less to do with his biological age and more to do with his mental age?

That moment when your 8 year old compliments the #FoxtrotDeltaTango sign at a Dealer’s table at the local coin show. The guy and his buddy were impressed.

Oh man, tempted to buy……for science. @edsbs.bsky.social

Leonardo DiCaprio watching the Opening Ceremonies just then:

Player Most Valuable he is. (Took ESPN 20 mins to change this)

It’s perfect! @harebrained.bsky.social Thanks @502eire.lol for mentioning these!

This is being 40? #CoinCollecting (My son got me in this hobby)

@andrewfleer.com my son and I are inspired for a new build

This is who runs this account

Asking a serious question here. Anyone who has ever dealt with a suicidal friend or family member, what are the best ways to help that person? We live an hour from the person and currently they don’t have many family/friend supports and we are scared.

Daughter made a bracelet. #FuckICE

Damn #Pokemon is savage.

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

This will be a fascinating run…..

Crying laughing. @edsbs.bsky.social

Stargazing with the youngest

@briesmith.xyz happy birthday! Enjoy.