Had a patient with pretty bad expressive aphasia this morning. BUT he could say one thing clearly, “Bum Titties.” and I mean, that’s a pretty solid one phrase to have.

Saw this pop up today in my local news. Sarasota has a pretty ultra conservative lean but definitely don’t like this. @bubbaprog.xyz www.wusf.org/education/20...

@briesmith.xyz why do I feel like this skeet is the evergreen statement of Mark Pope’s tenure?

WTF we doing here WLEX?

The perils of falling on Ice was an amazing lead in to Pittsburgh Steeler football. @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi

It’s a UGK morning.

Son is now the youngest member of the Original Hobo Nickel Society, because of course he is.

Slightly Diminish a Band Led Blimp

Taking my so to a coin show in Orlando. He’s hyped.

“See, this is why James Madison doesn’t belong in the College Fo….[director speaking in my ear]….oh, wow, you say they are doing this to Oregon? Are we sure this isn’t just Alabama in disguise?” Wow Indiana, wow!

@surber.bsky.social Come on Ole Butthole Eyez!!!! Let’s get an epic 4 INT game!

Wife just texted that the school just called about our son. <My immediate reaction: FUCK, what’s wrong with Tommy!> Turns out they just wanted to tell us he scored at the 9th Grade on his reading comprehension level for the statewide testing. He’s in second grade.

Hey @actioncookbook.com I hear your client Scott Satterfield is pretty good. I’m seeing a bunch of coaching jobs opening up in the NFL……

We really don’t deserve shows like Shrinking. I mean, goddamn, it might be hokey, but when I need a laugh and some real joy…..damn it slaps. #Shrinking

K-Pop Demon Hunters on sound system during FCS Championship. God this is a beautiful game. Can only imagine @celebrityhottub.bsky.social is living his best life

Planning a 31 day or longer Dry Spell starting yesterday. I don’t drink a ton, but definitely felt like November/December I drank more than I needed to. I also know cutting down my drinking can help cut down some extra weight. Wish me well for #DryJanuary

It’s been fun Kentucky! Until next time. #NewYear2026

Son is asking if he can bring his Nerf Gun in a carry-on bag. (Checked bags are full). @celebrityhottub.bsky.social I need legal council.

Can all of us watching the #RoseBowl agree that the OmniLux masks are creepy?

Me Texas Tech 🤝 Not scoring in 2026

What’s your New Years Day menu? Black-eyed Peas, Collards, Cornbread, and Ham!

Reminder. You’ve got time.

I’m not against Miami winning here…..but I kinda wanna see something weird

@502eire.lol saw the Jelly Roll mural today by Wildcat Liquors…..it is beyond words 😂

That play by Toney was crazy. He got destroyed twice!

“Punch a police horse, I don’t care.” May have been the best sign off yet for a 40 for 40 @edsbs.bsky.social

@mbunchanumbers.bsky.social found this gem while at parents

@502eire.lol son saw Lafayette (he’s huge into Hamilton at moment) so we had to drive by.

Here’s a fun question for people. What is the color of Snoopy’s dog house in A Charlie Brown’s Christmas?

Ya ever see what’s happening in the US and think, “All these elitist conservative assholes read Atlas Shrugged, unironically asked Who is John Galt? And thought somehow, THEY were being depicted as the heroes in that story!” Anywho, I read that book once when I was dumb and 20.

Started Slow Horses tonight since wife is sick and couldn’t watch Stranger Things. Damn, this show is cray!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

12 Garbage Trucks, 11 Flaming Teslas, 10 Hummers Beeping, 9 Laredos Reversing , 8 Mazdas Miataing, 7 Scions Speeding, 6 GTs Cruising, 5 SEMI TRUCKS, 4 Army Tanks, 3 School Buses, 2 High Speed Trains, and A Mobile Home Driven by Cousin Eddie!

Over 30 selfie thread Hit 40 this past year.

Was RFK Jr in charge of Whoville’s healthcare? This seems like a pretty major health condition that isn’t being addressed with anything other than “Dude needs to just care for others more.” If I was the Grinch, I’d be pissed also. #Healthcare #Grinch

Damn Charles.

Jayden Quaintance today was a breathe of fresh air. In the NIL era it’s easy to believe college kids are this money hungry, uncaring player for hire. Listen to JQ and you realize this is such a young kid just happy to be playing. I’m kinda excited to see how the season pans out for Kentucky

Wild that in Ole Miss’ football history Pete Golding manages to finally deliver their first playoff victory in program history. I hope they erect a statue for him.

@briesmith.xyz I’m not gonna get too crazy because St Johns and Indiana feels as questionable as UK right now, but this has been a fun last two games

You could have given me 100,000,000 guesses and I’m not sure I’d have guessed my Son’s favorite part of himself.

My kid would be the one who asks for Groucho face paint.

Crying 😭 . @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

At what point do we ask if we are just using technological “innovation” as an excuse to justify being lazier?

Q: Trump gave the economy a grade of A++++. What grade would you give the economy? JD VANCE: A++++

People are aware, just because someone says something, it doesn’t have to be true, right?!?! Didn’t Christmas time prepare us for the reality that people in power lie?

The amazingness of this (besides just singing a solo in front of 500+ strangers) is that her FND and POTs symptoms were so bad 2 months ago this wasn’t imaginable. And of course another sign autistic people are more than what RFK Jr thinks they can be.

My girl singing a solo!!! ❤️

@andrewfleer.com just drinking phenomenal

Oh mama, it’s a good day when I get a New Glarus delivery

The Trump White House, and Administration as a whole seems to answer the question: What if the High School Bully and his friends were in charge? Every action seems purely mean spirited and meant to harm those they don’t like, regardless of its necessary or not.