Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

"While Earth has been busy wrecking its climate, Hell has transformed into a super-progressive climate-investment landscape. We’ve taken a bold stance on clean energy, and seen tremendous positive spillovers for our torture program."

Today´s the 4-year anniversary of my story "Fourplay" (cover art by Lauren), which was later included in the collection FRENCH KISS (co-authored with @simonedeboudoir1.bsky.social and Jenna Citrus; Jenna also did the cover) www.amazon.com/French-Kiss-...

He's so good 🥰 Thank you, Ozzy! 🙏

I had roses like these in my front yard as a teen. They smelled sooo good! 🌹👃👃👃💖 Still my favorite scent.

Black magic ✨🖤✨ Photography by @maura_housley_photography (IG) Location by @taterchips313.bsky.social #Baltimore #lingerieisart #boudoir #altboudoir #sensual #photography #eroticart #witchy

Black magic ✨🖤✨ Photography by @maura_housley_photography (IG) Location by @taterchips313.bsky.social #Baltimore #lingerieisart #bordelle #boudoir #altboudoir #sensual #photography #eroticart #witchy

Black magic ✨🖤✨ Photography by @maura_housley_photography (IG) Location by @taterchips313.bsky.social #Baltimore #lingerie #lingerieisart #bordelle #boudoir #altboudoir #sensual #eroticart

✨🥀✨ Photography by @maura_housley_photography (IG) Location by @taterchips313.bsky.social #lingerieisart #bordelle #lingerie #boudoir #senusal #eroticart

“California’s agricultural industry is absolutely massive. The state grows about a third of the country’s vegetables, three-quarters of its fruits and nuts, and employs nearly 900,000 farmworkers each year.” laist.com/news/immigra...

Tomorrow I am planning on taking the sword and going and hanging out in a pond all day. Like one does.

Anti-choice goes both ways. THEY decide who has babies. It’s white supremacy, it’s patriarchy, it’s fascism.

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

HAPPY PRIDE. Set in the early ´90s East Village neighborhood of downtown NYC, my book UNKNOWN PLEASURES features gay, sapphic, and bi stories in an interrelated collection. Cover art by @simonedeboudoir1.bsky.social www.amazon.com/Pleasures-Ea...

ICE out of #Baltimore (and everywhere) ‼️ #protest #meltice #deportice

Your reminder that Humboldt Fog cheese, Humboldt County, CA, the Humboldt penguin (Spheniscus humboldti),and the Humboldt Current that allows wine grapes to grow in Chile are all named for an 18th C gay scientist whose love letters were all burned and who left his entire estate to his “valet.” 🏳️‍🌈

Silly-wet 👤🌇 #honeybirdette #silhouette #lingerie #orangelingerie #lingerieisart #eroticart

Yes pleasssse! I’ve been saying this for yearsss 🧜‍♀️☠️☠️☠️

You know you want these on your bookshelf! 👇👇

Go Baltimore!! 💪

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I wrote a cunty little poem in honor of World Vagina Appreciation Day! 🌸🌸🌸 👉 substack.com/home/post/p-161984083 #poem #poetry #protestpoetry #protestart #feministpoem

👀 🤭 “My search history and me”

Speak up! Protest! March! Resist! Smash the broligarchy!!! #HandsOff #April5

"In most of our human relationships, we spend much of our time reassuring one another that our costumes of identity are on straight." Ram Dass (mine is squinty)

Protest cunts* fighting the power! (*said with pride) #TeslaTakedown #Baltimore #SmashTheKleptocracy

Baltimore turns out against fascism! #teslatakedown

What’s your favorite so-bad-it’s-good song? 🎶 Mine is Butterfly by Crazy Town 🦋

I wrote about my relationship with "Good Dad Porn" 👇👇👇 substack.com/home/post/p-159268431?source=queue

Thanks friend! Love these shots! 😎 ✨✨✨

@youaregood.bsky.social I’m a Lisa!! 🤗

Disrupt

"Crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate" —Jane Bell, Mother Ate

Kleptocracy– “A society or system ruled by people who use their power to steal their country's resources.” I made this poster for a protest, but no one knew the word. Should I keep using this poster to normalize the term?? #protest #teslatakedown #trumpandmuskarekletocrats

“Rise like Lions after slumber In unvanquishable number— Shake your chains to earth like dew, Which in sleep had fallen on you— Ye are many — they are few.” -Percy Shelley, The Mask of Anarchy Whole poem worth a read! knarf.english.upenn.edu/PShelley/ana...

What does “Consort” mean in this context? The tomb next to it says “Beloved Husband.” 🧐 Found this on my cemetery walk in Green Mount Cemetery, Baltimore. 🪦

Keep protesting tesla! 💪 People > billionaires #nooligarchy

"It is clear now that Tesla’s sales woes are dragging the stock price down, too. And it’s not clear what, if anything, could lift Tesla sales going forward." www.cnn.com/2025/03/06/b...

There's legitimately blood in the water at this point. Keep attending Tesla protests. Post about it. Solidify the brand's association with Nazi incels.

Good night🕊️ #Twosday “In the soft whispers of the night, may you hear the voice of your heart guiding you to a tomorrow filled with joy”. #flowers #nature #MyGarden #petunias #photography

You can just give someone a Klondike bar. It doesn't have to be a weird power trip.

Sex work is a gift to society #defendsexwork #sexworkiswork

I'm not going to bug AOC with my answer but I think for State Of The Union the Dems should all dress up like Vampires to confuse Trump, make him distracted the whole time trying to understand it. Also imagine how jealous all the Republicans would be

We knew this was coming. We've been preparing for months. Call your reps. Don't give them rest. And you don't need to wait and hold your breath on a bill like this - take sensible precautions NOW. This article offers dozens of places to start.

Fight fascism 💪

Do not forget tomorrow's economic blackout #revolution2025

#Baltimore shows up to #protest fascism! 💪

Titties for Valentines 🍒 💌 🌹💋

Going for a Dead Madame / Phantom of the Whorehouse kind of look – what do you think? 👻🥀 #lingerie #lingerieisart #lingeriemodel #boudoir #photography #altboudoir #selfportrait #dragmakeup #makeupisart #studiopia #soraya #phantom #sensual #sexy #eroticart