Congrats copers, this is what you sound like

Go to a 12 step program and talk to a codependent who has an abuser. Ask them how they got out. You cannot control your abuser. you cannot beat yourself up for the abuse they inflict. You are not responsible for the abuse they inflict. Enabling the abuse only begets more abuse.

watching my Obamacare premiums go from $422/month to $1455/month on the Senate floor right now.

Ok brandi carlisle with soundgarden rips, make it permanent im sold

i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.

Ok do i get a p bass or do i simply get a 2nd jazz bass

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

Nazi tat affair useful because anyone doing bizarre prevarications atm re how its totally normal to have a Nazi tattoo, good actually, not a big deal that'd matter in an election, if anything its cringe you care, etc etc, has revealed you never need to take their politics opinions seriously again.

Ok zohran is lighting cuomo t f up

Mentor, OH

Look at this (normal) guy who doesnt know anyone running an ATProto instance

who the fuck is link

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

They probably made money on your coworker news.wfsu.org/wfsu-local-n...

things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it

Im stress eating my 4th kielbasa what of it

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)

2 wks from now, a dead eyed thumbnail of mr beast pops up on youtube with the headline “we paid a mistakenly deported us citizen 1m dollars to climb The Great Wall of Trump”

Taking down that sign cost like thousands of dollars lmao. That's like 10 of them. They have to drive there, spend the time doing it, blah blah blah

There is precisely 1.5 democrats in ohio - sherrod brown and tim ryan

Cleveland, NYC, Paris, LA, some lake town in maine

what if a dracula was also a pervert

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

let me tell you, being of a somewhat paranoid disposition and not right-wing is lonely sometimes. i assumed all of this stuff was true nearly ten years ago. and then everyone you're ideologically close to requires like, four front-page stories in the wall street journal to consider it polite to say

obviously rooting for Nick’s date to find him; amplifying

i think the lesson of 2024 is just let kendrick lamar run the democratic partys messaging of the epstein list. has anyone done this yet

i would pay good money for a PPV steel cage match between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton, winner has their name redacted from the Epstein Files

Merrick Garland you dumb bitch

New bombshell from my investigators on Epstein's sex trafficking operation: the Trump administration has an Epstein file detailing 4,725 wire transfers and almost $1.1 billion flowing through just one of his banks. Hundreds of millions more through others.

lot of people are mad at big brain phil but trump caused this by taxing gamers in the "big beautiful bill" and microsoft had no choice

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???

Unfortunately so is kristofferson :(

Solidarity.

“Still punk as fuck” I whisper as I lift the stroller over any bumps that might awaken baby

Honestly no Senators should run for President in 2028. We don’t need another policy focused Senators’ Primary like we had in 2020. We need a Governors’ Primary focused solely on how will you lead us out of this mess. Let the Senators debate and decide on policy themselves.

It’s time to vote 🗳️ findmypollsite.vote.nyc

I saw heidi gardner on an e train and i told her me and my wife liked her on snl and then we got off at court square and went our separate ways

the only Switch 2 we're promoting is a switch from disposable wipes 2 toilet paper or a bidet

this indifferent engine album rips. Birds in Row meets at the drive in

skeet and desist

someone should check for burners and see if he had beef with jd vance

Deftones - Gore although others like Koi No Yokan