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A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...

#DoorOpenToronto Scott Library

With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.

Bong Joon Ho on AI 👀 deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

Replace with cyclist and cycling and that's me.

There are Doug Ford protests planned all over Ontario on Saturday, May 30. Find one close to you here: protestdougford.com/may-30th-pro... If you’re in Toronto, see you at Queen’s Park (111 Wellesley Street West) from 11 am to 12:30 pm. #FightFord #DougFordIsCorrupt

Google is requiring all Android developers to register centrally, pay a fee, and submit government ID. Apps from unregistered developers will be silently blocked. over 67 organizations oppose this. @keepandroidopen.bsky.social keepandroidopen.org

being surprised when young people don’t like capitalism is like being surprised when someone hates Monopoly after you only let them join for the last 10% of the game

Toronto will be so happy! A lovely warm holiday weekend! Happy birthday, Queen Victoria!

The removal of this one machine resulted in what looks to be around a 600% increase in speeding on this residential road. That's weird, I was told speed cameras "don't work" because they "aren't deterrents".

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

Look, I am not panicking, not saying you should panic, not saying you should even be worried. I am saying a well fitting respirator is a good idea, especially traveling, especially in crowds and hospitals. If you stopped, you can and should restart.

What better way to mark a new #Murderbot novel from @marthawells.com than launching our From the Vault series? First published in January 2024, you can read about why Murderbot binges media here: www.speculativeinsight.com/from-the-vault/nice-safe-emotions

$500,000,000 of our money just went to a friend of #DougFord for the rights of "air" above an active rail corridor. This is straight up corruption and theft of our money. Thanks #onpoli votors.

Every accusation is an admission with these clowns. #topoli

Oh I hate literally everything about this. techcrunch.com/2024/11/07/a...

After some heavy drinking in a bar, I took a bus home. It may not seem a big deal, but I've never driven a bus before.

Meet the "Fight Ford" protest movement that’s spreading across Ontario As dissatisfaction with Doug Ford's government continues to grow, thousands have been turning up to monthly, province-wide rallies: pressprogress.ca/fight-doug-f...

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

Look I'm not going to tell people how to run their campaigns, but if you think the 3 years under Chow have been polarized and partisan, you haven't been paying attention. Chow has the highest degree of councillor alignment of any mayor post amalgamation. www.torontotoday.ca/local/city-h...

Louise Arbour is Canada's new Governor General. She was top prosecutor at the international court. She brought charges against President Milošević, secured the first conviction for genocide since 1948, prosecuted sexual assault as a crime against humanity. This is a powerful statement.

An X user pulled off a $200,000 crypto heist by tricking Grok with Morse code. The user pulled off a prompt injection, bypassing Grok's safeguards and exploiting Grok's integration with Bankrbot to execute a wallet transfer on the Base network. The user deleted their X account after the transfer.

Happy Cartoonist's Day!! With thanks to @extrafabulous.bsky.social for this comic.

This is the map the African Union has chosen to replace the Mercator Projection, a thing that's long outlived its usefulness. Time to move on, friends. Mercator won't care. https://equal-earth.com/

Okay, so, years ago I was chatting with my writer's group and we all agreed that we would really like a sequel to LABYRINTH. "But who is out there with the same androgynous sex god energy as David Bowie?" I asked. "Janelle Monae," @kellybarnhill.bsky.social said. So yeah that's my pick.

The US has the grievous distinction among peer countries as being one of the most dangerous places in the developed world for walking down the street. American pedestrians are killed by cars at 3x the rate of Canadians, 3x the rate of Brits & Australians, and more than 13x the rate of Norwegians!

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Bring back the ancient knowledge

How I Met my Wife by Jack Winter  First appeared in The New Yorker on 25 July 1994 is a story written using the opposite of a lot of today's "orphaned negatives". It's a fun read. old.reddit.com/r/todayilear...

"Pride is just as important as it was 45 years ago.” This morning, Pride Toronto unveiled its 2026 plans — and the festival is shaping up to be its biggest yet in Toronto. With celebrations expanding across the city, organizers say the stakes feel higher than ever. nowtoronto.com/news/pride-t...

NEW: Premier Doug Ford is blowing through political capital and it’s starting to cost him. www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

I can’t stop thinking about how much this leak is likely terrifying so many vulnerable people in Alberta. The idea of a non-zero chance abusers, stalkers, and harassers may have seen your address…it’s really horrifying. Thinking of you today.

Doug Ford’s been pretty quiet this week which makes me wonder what he’s busy dismantling.

Unfortunately, this piece on The Great Resegregation has aged well. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

It's income tax deadline day in Canada, and if you live in Ontario and owe the government money, please be sure to remit payment before the end of day today, because that parking lot at Toronto's private spa isn't going to pay for itself.

“This is not a country that is founded on justice; it is, however, founded on order, which is a cudgel the powerful continue to use against the powerless” My latest column wonders where the hell all these corrupt provincial governments came from: www.hilltimes.com/2026/04/29/w...

In related news, the Doug Ford government has tabled a new bill to prevent public release of any polls related to his declining popularity.

The prophecy comes true

Where is the working class in this economic update? Not invited to the bankers’ banquet.

"I just went to the Oreo website and clicked 'accept all cookies' and now we wait..."

Researchers found the internet is becoming aggressively positive as AI-generated text floods the web. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Read the story by @mjgault.bsky.social now: www.404media.co/study-finds-...

Finding out I was considered "radical" for wanting kids to be able to get school safely and independently was shocking and what motivated me to try and help change that perspective. Culture Shift developed with @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social

[Great work by by Queen's Park colleagues Colin and Isaac] Doug Ford regularly worked from home after ordering civil servants back to office globalnews.ca/news/1181649... #Onpoli

Remember when Ford said he wasn't going to touch the Greenbelt?

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

The White House claims it has secured all of Iran—when it can't even secure one DC ballroom.