I’m sorry, every time I see those “you in 20xx” Instagram prompts I can’t help but think they’re just training facial recognition or AI nonsense

An alcoholic with PTSD said some shitty things?

You should be able to recall an elected official when they betray their voters like this

She’s rehearsing her monologue

My last Playbill did not survive my trip to Red Eye let’s hope this one fares better

I’m ready! I’m ready now!

Does anyone else watch Deli Boys? It’s back for season 2 on Hulu and very funny!

Its 75 degrees, I’m three Rose Kennedy’s deep, and my shorts are 5”

Hal, it’s about cats

My lungs are envious!

It remains baffling to me that we have a clear constitutional requirement that the president can't enrich himself on the job, something we had no problem enforcing strictly for hundreds of years, and then this sweaty conman came by and the nation just sorta shrugged it off.

I’m so horny for a sonically cohesive 10 track album with a strong thesis

Nothing makes you realize how touch starved you are like a trip to the barber

Always fascinated by the fantasy view of Israel that liberal Zionists continue to have when this is your average Israeli

I get to catsit this weekend 😻😻😻

People don't long for "inconvenience." They long for permanence. And though streaming services may be convenient, people are waking up to the fact that we are paying rent-seeking middle men month after month for things we will never actually own.

Me seeing death becomes her violently hungover

what if everyone who "SLAMS LAPTOP SHUT" on fridays broke their screens

Rawr I’m a dinolord

Recession indicator: straight ensemble members and a skinny Madame Morrible

The touring cast of Cats:

Re: Survivor

stop!! shaving!! your hairy chests!!!!

The only other place where bottoms put up numbers like this is Rise Bar

Raise your hand if this job market feels hopeless 🙋‍♂️

Well fuck my drag right??

These guys really could have sold AI as “this is going to make your lives better.” Instead they picked “this is going to take your job and ruin all the art you love and you better embrace it or get left behind.” And they expect applause at commencement speeches!

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

Titanique:

Hollywood, hear me out: A film with Charlize Theron and Hannah Waddingham playing tall sisters who just go around in high heels terrorizing 5'7" men for fun.

Ozzy done fucked up his and Cirie’s games

Hello computer please show me a news story summarizing the state of generational politics in this country

reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

No one: Jim Henson:

AOC on the decision in Virginia: “This was an election of 3 million Americans. This court did not overturn a map… it overturned an election.

Me, a scorpio moon:

If a small group of government employees can overturn the will of the people as expressed in a referendum, I am not sure that you can still call it a democracy. Nothing more fundamentally anti-democratic than that.

Who knew Leslie Bibb would make a great lesbian?

I’m sorry but you’re delusional if you think incrementalism and simply throwing Trump out of office will magically save this country. This country has been rotting at its foundations for decades and decades and we need to take a hammer to it to have any chance of having a country again.

Sang hunchback at karaoke and this was my prize lmao

If the gay intern at WoW doesn’t have this loaded up as a LSFYL song next season what are we even doing here

I don’t think a lot of Jews have really internalized yet that our identity and history will probably be tarnished for the rest of our lives by what Israel has done in Gaza in our name

New York City has a proud history of serving a beacon of protest, dissent, and speaking out — not operating as a militarized site of censorship. The city cannot waver from its commitments to the First Amendment. Tell the NYC Council to hold the line against no-speech zones 👇

I’m sorry but that boat needs to SINK

Tony nominee Aya Cash just feels correct

After too many mojitos

The South proving at lightning speed why the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

The birds and bees with all of their vast, amorous past, gaze at the gays aghast (it’s FCF and May Day!)