Locktober is locktover

Melt my face off Alex Newell

No playbill? What am I to do for my collection?

My latest flop

Gays can you PLEASE retire the Harry Potter costumes! Stop supporting JKR!

That’s power. That’s winning at politics. Meanwhile, Democrats are feckless weaklings who need to poll test every single issue and if something is polling at 49.99% at any given moment — salience and changing public opinion be damned — they cave and cower in fear. Useless losers.

What are y’all wearing in LegenZA?

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

Just saw a crazy racist anti Zohran ad omg

Pokemon ZA fit check what are y’all wearing

Damn 3000 years of being an absolute flop

I hate this soooo much

Taunie getting handed a job without submitting even a resume…I hate nepotism

obsessed with the kind of social decay that has led to sociopaths coming into nice cafes to yell into a phone on speaker

Me being a size queen at the Starmie cult meeting

Me at the ending of Pokemon Legends ZA

Trump using the government to pay himself $230 million while demolishing the White House would be rejected in a film script for being too unbelievable and literal

I don’t think the United States is worth saving AND this shit is absolutely awful and miserable to live through

You can't take the "Cracker" out of "Graham" I guess

if they can convince people using ai is the same as writing a book or painting, they can convince people this is the same as travelling and then there will be no need for paid time off!

Ok werk diva

When you find out your boss created a nuclear weapon 3000 years ago because his fuckass Floette died in a Pokemon war

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

It’s cuffing season, I need a big boi

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

@arcbreak.bsky.social I just pulled this diva if you wanna try and wonder pick her

Me delighted I used public transit

Did Ryan Murphy ever come out and say this fit was inspired by Curtis Sliwa

Will my Switch explode if I try to play legends ZA

Being a Sagittarius is hardest when people make the wrong choice, especially when the one you advocated for is so clearly the correct option and also you’ve never been wrong about anything ever before.

Are you a politician over the age of 70? RETIRE BITCH

democrats pretend winning elections is this Herculean task when all they have to do is follow the blueprint of the guy who won so hard they changed the rule to "you can only be president for 8 years"

This article is supportive of Zohran btw and I totally agree. We don’t need a “Democratic Trump” but we absolutely need disruptive, populist leftism to have any chance of having a country again.

@ptklein.com when is your birthday again www.tiktok.com/t/ZTH7yhUuXs...

Me: Maybe I’ll go check out jockstrap Wednesdays at the Eagle after the show Beetlejuice: how about a 2ft fuckass poster you’d have to drag around Manhattan

that donald trump was allowed to become president again after J6 is something we may never recover from as a nation

Ok my aunt and uncle have been making pizzas and calzones with ricotta as the cheese? That seems so insane to me?? It doesn’t melt and just makes everything soggy and gross??

There’s simply no way to defeat fascism and ensure it never happens again without coming to terms with Democratic complicity in allowing it to happen

Insurance giving me free glasses for the first time since middle school

Not even noon and I’ve killed two spotted lantern flies so I’ve got that going for me

He's the same age as Alexander Skarsgard and Colin Farrell

There has to be actual, physical punishment for a lot of these people. They're not going to be shamed into doing better and without the specter of suffering they will simply do the same again at the earliest opportunity.

I’ve been robbed

America will never be a democracy again if we don’t throw a whole lot of people in jail

Democrats: “we must remove tax credits for parents and slash obamacare to appeal to the middle of the country” The middle of the country:

If you think Sean Penn's character represented you, that's a you problem

They got me gal

Getting on Grindr at The Kelly Clarkson Show to find a man with taste

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