If you’re serious about winning an NBA chip in the next decade, you have to answer the question “how do we beat Wemby” and I think the answer may just be ‘draft Mara at 4’, develop develop develop and 🙏🙏

MJ was right lmao

Anyway. The girlies don’t sing bridges anymore and the bops are significantly lacking halfway through May of 2026.

Larry Paige spoke at mine and told a weird story about his parents having sex. My fellow graduates looked at me like I was the problem when I booed in 2009.

I hope Charles Schultz haunts them.

ANYWAY. I promise that I’m gonna try and stick to sportsball and gay stuff and music and pop culture stuff because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And the Dems still won’t move to impeach ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I understand that yes the GOP are villains, but when the opposition won’t even bother….🙃🙃🙃

Lmao you can tell Jaylen Brown’s Stephen A comments bothered Stephen A because he made sure he had a hair cut and his most serious, deep ‘I’m a reporter’ voice on today’s show.

Anyways my BF and I have been binging the Oceans movies and Ocean’s 8 is really great. Once in my life, I wanna try the “return things without a receipt as a means to st**l them” trick.

“He’s under-water with….” “Even XYZ voters have turned against…” 1. No they haven’t. 2. It doesn’t matter. The time to do something preventative, where he wasn’t secured IN THE WHITE HOUSE, was November 2024. 3. Not nearly enough people recognize we are in a war.

When have buyers/users/consumers of ANY product EVER wanted or asked for “dynamically change[d]” items/menus/offerings?

I love being the canary in coal mines for oh so many things.

This brief article about the quiet grief of adult friendship is so moving and lovely and worth 5 minutes of your time. This excerpt below really hit. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blogs/civil-...

Logging into LinkedIn:

Hot take - Bianca Del Rio is still the best winner ever.

If you live in a blue state & struggle to understand what Democrats stand for, I suggest moving to Tennessee. Absence makes the heart grow fonder!

Enough time has past. A Calvin & Hobbes re-read is called for.

I was so right picking Naill 😇😇😇

HSJDJRKWOAMSNDKEKDKD Chicago W

Tax billionaires so bad it forces Rihanna to make music again.

“Shark tells fish to rest in its mouth for better travel experience, fish excited for new opportunities.”

I won’t lie - I broke out the ol’ AJ Pierzynski jersey tonight 🫣

You could make a bangin’ playlist of “songs that are great made by people who are now Nazis.” Ace of Base, Kanye, Nicki, yes those 2 Kid Rock songs…damn.

We’re at a bar. We hear a group coming out to the patio, singing. *As I am inhaling to join!*, he says “Do not start singing.” He’s the one, right?

I’m objectively cuter at 39 than I was at 19 lmao

Me but nuTrek

Naps with the dog >>> regular naps

Okay so I will be believing in Colson Montgomery now lmao

I know Bruce Wayne might not kill people but Terry McGinnis def does lmao

No but “Chicago Pope elected, literally all Chicago pro sports teams improve” is absolutely nuts, and happening? ✝️✝️✝️🏀🏈⚾️🏒

It’s a start.

Is it a hot take to say this is both *still* her best song and not disparage anything that’s come since?

They’re lucky they don’t face Caleb

So, funny. It might not take until 2028 to know!!!

Their vigorous pursuit of leakers and blabbers seems to be going well. That is the safest thing I can say as the descendent of a Union Army solider and son of an army vet who served in Germany.

This is an example of the wishy-washy language selection I cannot stand, and why I say she largely doesn’t have policy positions I can discern. She just kinda tacitly speaks AROUND things, and I want leaders who are fuckin’ clear and direct. “Invite,” “notion of” 😒😒😒😒

Won’t speak for anyone else but as someone capable of great loudness, I will be shouting over *any* Nicki Min*j heard anywhere in public this summer. Fuck her.

The Pistons LOST!?!??!!??!!?????

There is a distinct non-zero chance that Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan were *all* listening to Madonna’s “Ray of Light” album during the 1997/1998 season & final title run because she dated the first two and the third tried 🤣🤭🤣

Charles Barkley forever.

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

“What the hell was that?” has stayed with me in a way few quotes have.

If Carlos Quinten keeps his freakin’ temper, this guy does not have an MVP.

Why did Due LaPipa stop making music? :-(

Written by the same guy:

“Welcome to the Kentucky Derby Museum, where we are honored to house the world’s most diverse glue collection.”

I am **so sick** of hearing my radiators clink on ***IN MAY***

Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player who has served as a global ambassador for the sport, has died from brain cancer, his family said. He was 47 www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...