Transformers Dark of the Moon or Thor Dark World

The Shadow People of the Rainbow-Alphabets

So, what exactly *did* the Mets do to the baseball gods?

"World's first trillionaire is a Nazi apartheid enthusiast who made his fortune on companies that don't work and who got shadowbanned from Epstein Island before committing genocide" is already on the nose as the logical endpoint for capitalism; "and is a huge fucking loser" is just gilding the lily

Absolute smasher.

Smash Mouth: My worlds on fire, how ‘bout yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored. Me: I yearn for boredom. Please, give me boredom. Canada, I’m so sorry. I hope Minnesota and Washington state at least are helping.

Gas, absolute gas, dame mas gasolina. Absolutely more of this, pour it every where and spark this up.

It felt so great jettisoning Harry Potter books and Dave Chappelle DVDs today

Lmao We *still* have no proof Mitch is alive in any capacity, and I hope that fuels you to having a great Thursday.

…….where do we even start?

Welp. Officially moving in with Will today.

Theirs is likely worth more, because electoral math.

Conquista Dora, the Explora, the drag queen who only lip syncs to Jennifer Lopez tracks.

I am waiting for someone to ask WHY is he so consistently uninformed, and has he ever considered his staff need to be doing a better job? If not, has he considered he shouldn’t be in office?

RFK Jr or not, this will always be imminently predictable?

Chris Berman was the worst baseball announcer. You don't need to give every batter a stupid nickname and say "back" 25 times in a row. #HomeRunDerby

We built one like this as a town in 1990, 1991. Had tiny white pebbles instead of mulch tho.

I root for the Decepticons in the Transformers movies because they don’t have racist-stereotype robots, unlike the Autobots.

I really appreciate finding the Cosmonaught Variety Hour on YouTube, he a culture commentator without the usual BS that comes with that sort of thing

Right your problems, which are all valid, are with the humans who own the dogs. There are no bad breeds. I have time.

Apparently Avengers: Doomsday editing isn’t going the greatest 🥺😢

Lmao the original white supremacy is so fucking funny, honestly. “Our pasty skin is SOOOOOO much better and different superior from THEIR pasty skin, on the same fucking island.”

It’s funny cuz they’re both in Hell lmao

Ding ding ding! the Dems have, really since Carter, been playing a civility game they have no chance whatsoever of winning, and all they’ve done since Carter is lose.

“We released a single still photo of an extremely elderly man, allegedly recovering from a fall AND pneumonia, however there is no bruising, there are no signs of injection sights, and the photo itself bears striking similarities to one from 2023.” Y’ALL. That turtle is dead dead.

😢😢😢

He upstages the funeral by dying at it.

That you spin me right round song group….i think?

A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU DEAD CONFEDERATE SNAKE

Corrupt immoral coward Lindsey Graham has died after a sudden illness and history will remember him as an insurrectionist who did everything he could in public office to help a vile deranged treasonous felon commit election fraud and sedition against the United States.

You all, I admit, Mitch being dead makes me so happy 🤭

Hey why hasn’t LeBron made up his damn mind yet?

Jasmine and Silky did the same fucking routine - it was Bring It On and nobody realized it!!!!!!!!!

Lydia Butthole Collins sent RuPaul down this White Girl Hole the last year - she’s why the regular season top 3 and this many All Stars are sun-screen eaters como yo 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

It’s gonna be very funny when the North American World Cup finals is between England, Spain and France lolol. Just once again slicing up this hemisphere however they damn want 😭

Lmao it’s because he’s too weak to hold a pen anymore and can’t remember how to spell ‘veto’ bc he’s old and dying and a moron 😂😂😂

Not sorry, it’s a banger

Oooooooooh, the 6-minute edit!

When we legalized sports betting a few years ago, I said we were gonna find out real, real fast why gambling at that scale was illegal before and boy if that “FanDual sent a personalized video message to an addict who lost $1 mill+ from a HoF player” story ain’t exactly all of what I meant.

On this day in 1868, the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified. It is best known for guaranteeing full citizenship and its protections to Black Americans. It also includes guidelines on disqualifying candidates who participated in insurrection or rebellion against the government.

I really want to be optimistic about the Bulls (and the White Sox, and the Blackhawks), but it’s just difficult.

Me when I realize I’m not getting any new Sabrina Carpenter music this summer

Next season of Shogun sounds *crazy*

It’s almost like Chuck Schumer is completely overmatched for this moment, utterly incapable of leadership, and simply unable to see the match unfolding in front of him.

Working for a political campaign whose main guy was just credibly accused of sexual assault is like working in a big-city movie when alien attack. You don’t think, you just get out as soon as you can.

Happy 20 years to Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, a nearly flawless movie.

The lengths people and institutions will go to to debase themselves for clearly-washed BB is insane lol

Silky going on TS Madison’s pod to say dumb things, I just looooooove being proven right about people for the right reasonssssssssss