Okay, catching up on some Star Trek and they've introduced a Betazoid with a mood stabilizer, this is good stuff 👍

Very rapidly becoming obsessed with this Quebecois microtonal math rock duo

The Muppets should have World Heritage Site status

Awesome, I have influenza!

My grandfather was a proud Teamster, and he'd be disgusted by what has become of the organization. This is 1000x worse than all the Jimmy Hoffa mob stuff.

Are they soft launching a famine?

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

The best way to seperate the art from the artist is with six feet of dirt

Nothing is said in the telegram about the seven and the six.

A second "it could happen any day now" has entered the chat

I think I've forgotten how to sleep and it's sucking the life out of me

I think it would be a really good bit if they released a New Vegas remaster but it was just a graphics overhaul with the same busted ass code

Regal is out here celebrating the latest Epstein files release by making their Monday Mystery Movie the new Luc Besson Dracula

Six More Weeks of Wet Season Predicted as Geoduck Squirts All Over His Shadow: tinyurl.com/mu6br7ye

More like crapitalism

Oh cool am I getting sick?

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

I don't know how to explain it but the ages 37 and 38 are six years apart

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

I posted this on Threads a while back. There's a scene at the end of Star Trek: First Contact that I've been thinking about a lot lately. No, it's not the one that you're thinking, where Alfre Woodard's Lily confronts Patrick Stewart's Picard about his vengeful obsession with the Borg. 1/7

This was my face for 90% of Send Help

Just want to inform everyone that this is 100% the Sam Raimi movie you've been hoping it is

Waiting for Jeffrey Jones to die for a couple of reasons

the theater is screening DOS Boot

What a headline!

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

Asked my doctor if the single red hair I found in my beard means I'm interesting

Man fuck this

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/

Me every morning in this fucking country

It's Cairn-in' time

Timothy Olyphant stars in Deadwood as the Angriest Man Who Has Ever Lived

"The children’s mother called the school early Thursday to tell them she’d been detained and asked school leaders to bring the kids to her at the Whipple Federal Building ... because there were no family members ... to care for them. “We had to deliver them to a detention center,” Kuhlman said.

Chuck Schumer To Negotiate Rules For Armed Racist Mercenaries In Exchange For Funding Armed Racist Mercenaries

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

chuck schumer retire bitch

Mission accomplished. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/...

Bowel Pope United States, Census, 1910

They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.

Why can't games drop at midnight? I'm looking at you, Cairn

This machine yub nubs fascists.

here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37

We're in Hell Yeah mode

This but it's the lost Doughboys 400

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Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.

man Deadwood is go good

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you