This should become an election campaign poster for Labour/Libdems/Greens/SNP.

Stephen Colbert on the "Board of Peace" Where Donald will be in charge. For life. "The idea of paying a billion dollars to obey Donald Trump seems a bit steep. CBS did it for $16 million."

#EpsteinTrumpCover-Up #TrumpIsAPedoRapist

Didn't lose his leg climbing the topsails but he did suffer a heart attack and traumatic brain injury after being beaten with a flagpole by NAZIs. So I'd say he's earned the right to wear that t-shirt.

Danish PM in Chequers today

This is Maya. She hopes you find something you love even half as much as she loves sledding. 14/10 (IG: mayamoo_golden)

Perhaps Nigel Farage would like to explain to the families of British soldiers killed in Iraq why he’s such a good pal of Donald ‘bonespurs’ Trump?

Everything he said about what happened is a lie

Another useless trip to buy time for Moscow

The top priority of the deputy director of the FBI after a mass shooting in MI: "What can I tweet about this?" The top priority of the FBI director and deputy director after the killing of Charlie Kirk - getting the right jacket to wear and then planning tweets www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

ffs.

Trump: "Something has to be done about Fake Polls! They are truly OUT OF CONTROL. We have Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, the Strongest Border, nobody has ever done a job like I have done, & they have me in the low 40s... The REAL Polls have been GREAT, but they refuse to print them"

If the UK media now do not apply equal harsh measures to Nigel Farage than they did to Angela Raynor, then they are complicit in a) a Mysoginist narrative where men are forgiven and women 'should have known better' and b) are actively saying they are okay with Farage in charge.

Guys. I don’t think he saw the movie.

Imagine paying and then you get seated close to Lukashenko

[Q]: Mr. President, how concerned are you that by describing Europe as lost, you may actually alienate Europeans and make them less willing to help you in the future? [President Zelenskyy]: About Europe - there are very strong leaders, and they know what to do. They have to be - they have to rush.

This says a lot about Trump

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On America and Trump. Just perfect.... By @kornetzke.bsky.social

One, is unfortunate. Two, is coincidence. Three, is suspicious. Four, is sabotage. (Perhaps)

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I slagged off the UK Government yesterday for having done nothing to lay the groundwork for the Carney-style rapprochement we need with the EU, - but if there was ever a perfect time to justifiably announce the necessary pivots towards rejoining the CU, SM & EU, it is NOW.

🚨BOOM! Now over 90,000 signatures! The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is getting so close to the 100,000 needed. Let’s keep going! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

it does feel fundamentally dysfunctional, right, to beg lawmakers to use the law to force law enforcement to obey the law

457 British troops. You evil, senile bastard.

McSweeney and Glasman are geniuses.

"Following a complaint from a member of the public* that Mr Nigel Farage MP had registered interests outside the 28-day time limit set by the House, I undertook a wider review of Mr Farage’s entry in the Register of Members’ Financial Interests." *(it was me! 😀) www.parliament.uk/globalassets...

Here’s a lesson we all need: don’t just mown on socials, do something

Hang On. What if, this was done deliberately to give Trump a new issue he could fixate on ? Which then created an opportunity for a 'sensible' Greenland deal to be negotiated ? While Trump no longer felt obliged to obsess about greenland, once he had a 'new' idiocy that he could obsess on ? So

So it was Badenoch *personally* who stabbed Britain in the back during the Greenland crisis! Simply unbelievable. Ought to be a resignation matter. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

BREAKING: “We won’t be one of the signatories.. we do also have concerns about President Putin being part of something which is talking about peace” Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper tells #BBCBreakfast the UK won't be part of a US-proposed Gaza "Board of Peace"

To any ICE agents lurking: Since you likely skipped class, here’s the history lesson you missed.

The EU is correctly reading this as a lane change, not a U-turn.

This is the relentless logic that there has been no answer to. If the UK is going to choose Europe, then why not apply for membership, or at least request a SM arrangement, and get more out of it.

Absolutely. I posted repeatedly on how Putin has been smashing his dedicated, elite Arctic units onto Ukraine.

A regime that finally backs down when confronted by a united Europe is still tough enough to kidnap a five year old after preschool. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Britische Geheimdienste: "Wenn derzeitiger Verlust an biologischer Vielfalt anhält, sind alle wichtigen Ökosysteme vom Kollaps bedroht" "Lebenswichtige Ökosysteme könnten innerhalb von 5 Jahren zusammenbrechen" Wir sitzen so tief in der Scheiße Radikaler Wandel oder Untergang #Klimakatastrophe

The notion that Labour would use Trump as a stick to beat Farage with would be unthinkable 24hrs ago. Starmer would characterise it as reckless - subordinating the special relationship to narrow partisan advantage. A head-spinning change of approach.

The last few days have provided Europeans with an important lesson on how to handle Trump. Don't beg, don't bluster, but do use the leverage you have to impose costs of him for his reckless behavior. European Greenland actions should inform their Ukraine policy. open.substack.com/pub/phillips...

Oh man Rutte absolutely pulled one over on Donnie, looking forward to hearing what BS he offered up. Dollar HOD on this and stocks ripping.

We are going to [redacted] these [redacted] in public. Their [redacted] will be hoisted as [redacted] for a jubilant crowd. I look forward to [redacted] on their [redacted].

His name is Liam Ramos, and he is 5. He was abducted from Minneapolis and trafficked to a detention camp in Texas.

Posh people crimes go unpunished 🙄

Precisely.

The week began with much of the media reporting that Trump had humiliated Starmer. As it draws to a close, that humiliation is all Trump's, with Starmer's reputation enhanced. We rediscover that a week in politics is a long time!