Check-out lines in ALDI be like:

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

Headline: "The Facts of Life Spent Its Series Finale Basically Ignoring The Facts of Life Cast" Me: [Laughs In New Mutants]

Nothing says Easter like fireworks and Slow Jams, apparently. #ApartmentLife

The ending of this episode of Forensic Files had me DEAD.

S-Tier Simpsons side character

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

Seeing as how it's Good Friday I debated posting this in my family group chat. Maybe next year.

"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

for once we want to be ignored

So basically James Gunn is remaking GOTG Vol. 3 is the DCEU? Fuck it. I'm in. #Supergirl

This is why you gotta keep an eye out because companies will say all the right things then immediately yank the rug out from under everyone once they believe they won't take a huge loss when the backlash hits.

a rap song called Janus Films logo

NOOOOOOO😭💔

New BTS album dropped, as did Mclusky's EP and Poison The Well's first album in 17 years. I'm going to be so obnoxious today. 😂

One nice-ish day and they already got the fucking blowers out wtf

That TD commercial with the delivery robot jesus christ

check it out, drug church has a new song www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7HU...

Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

Baturday Bat World Sanctuary

Reiterating this for the 1,000,000th time: AI is not artificial and is using slave labor to sift through data, oftentimes having human beings be subjected to viewing disturbing imagery for hours at a time.

You ever notice how it's always the same type of dude who makes this statement every six months as if they're mad at something other than the fact that a lot of the rock/punk/metal artists look more like this now?

this cures what ails me every time

Kirk Cameron Conference Room Birthday Party-ass Reception at the White House

Look, as far as I see it, they were practically BEGGING social media to crop this.

This Ain’t Koyaanisqatsi XXX

Huge mood

It's wild to me that this made it to air, but portions of acceptance speeches calling out genocide in numerous nations were cut. None of this is by accident.

Crying havoc is low key goated when letting slip the dogs of war is the vibe

Oh hell yeah

Yeah I know all about Mogging

I want to exit awkward conversations the same way Cloud exits a play 😆 - Final Fantasy 7 (PS1)

happy johnny day! 💚 #johnny #쟈니 #nct #nct127

PEAK EMO HAS RETURNED WHEN WE NEEDED IT MOST MAY CANT GET HERE SOON ENOUGH 😭💜

Welp the edible hit while watching The Minecraft Movie simultaneously yelling at the TV with my son about how inaccurate this is to the game.