It was fun while it lasted.

Do you think Avengers: Secret Wars will feature The Beyonder in any way? I wanna know if we get a scene where Tom Holland teaches him to take a shit like in the comics.

When you're only 4 days into Pride month and the vibes are just off, but still look pretty as fuck 🌈

Saw this meme that was like "Instead of data centers let's reopen every Blockbuster" and like, fuck data centers, but I'll never understand this weird love so many people had for that chain because it kinda sucked, too. It just sucked differently.

This how the group chat be reacting when you accidentally post something private on main

Shit, I forgot to be angry about Zack Snyder directing the Escape From New York remake and no that is not me being shitty and passive aggressive about the discourse I'm genuinely angry about this news.

When I die I wanna have a big QR code on the side of my casket so everybody can scan it and it'll just take them to an image of some dumb meme.

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

You know your movie is gonna be a doozy when your top-billed star is Parker fucking Lewis himself, Corin Nemec.

A typical random battle 🗡️ - Final Fantasy Legend III (Game Boy Classic)

"Do your worst, protesters. You can't stop me from living my life." "You people aren't allowed in here." "It's okay. They're with me."

Never forget. Thank you for your service Pitbull. Dale 🫡

I know good and gotdamn well I don't hear lawn mowers and leafblowers right now. It's raining and it's a holiday what are we doing.

🎾 OMG 🥹 Naomi Osaka co-hosted a dinner party with some of the Black tennis players for this year’s Roland Garros (French Open) This is so beautiful ✊🏾

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We give kids shit for driving while looking down at their phones as if I didn't spend my 20s driving down winding roads at night with a whole middle school book report worth of directions printed from MapQuest.

Y'all really didn't watch this show like that to have missed this stuff.

Same energy

I hope whoever did this never knows a day of peace for the remainder of their life.

Just saw an egregious offender

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing a content consuming audience that watching videos was praxis

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I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

Ahahahahha… oh no.

Sorry I don’t watch this show and Facebook keeps showing me this scene as a harrowing moment for the character and all I can think is that she took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

the guy in Titanic who hits the propeller starts spinning around like that because he absorbed its abilities

I was seriously considering shutting down my Bluesky account, but you know what? I think it's worth keeping around after all.

Me: ah, kid’s in bed, time to relax and enjoy some peace and quiet Neighbor with a leafblower: guess what bich

Jack Harlow - "Monica" (2026)

Shoutout to the one Black dude holdin' it down

I was having such a good day. Weather was gorgeous, the music on shuffle was hitting and really blessed to be alive and have my family be in good health. ...and then this shit happened.

Tom in Season 23 of Top Chef:

Pearl Jam - "Vs." (1993)

I was telling my one kid about McGruff the Crime Dog and in researching if they were still around apparently the official website just has mostly content dealing with buying/selling counterfeit goods???

Please, for fuck's sake, stop dunking on those WaPo vids. All you're doing is giving them oxygen. Instead of quoting something you hate and think is stupid, how about we all start quoting things we like and want other people to see?

Swept lol

I love them so much.

At some point we just gotta let some people (re: famous celebs) go. Once the habitual line-stepping becomes a part of every story they're involved in it's hardly worth giving them the attention they so desperately deserve. TL;DR: Lisa and Paul Anka had the right idea

Few things are funnier to me than the way Vision walks in CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE AVENGERS.

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a minute

even if I'm really annoyed about something I'll usually stop and think "is the thing I'm about to say something an annoying dickhead would say?" and if the answer is yes I will try not to say it. that's just what works for me, usually

"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"