After Venezuela beat the fucking US in baseball for the tiniest shred of poetic justice, the President posted that it should become a US state. This is quite literally the most unhinged and depraved instance of sore-loserhood in the history of sports. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

me knowing it was definitely me who clicked on the link that phished our details and is now sending spam emails out: 🫣

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

anyway Sydney friends I have 2x final tickets to sell if anyone wants them (just spent too much money on the placebo preorder) (I'm normal)

people in cardio class today were like "is Japan good" (mostly cause I said we were gonna lose to them) and uh yes. yes they are.

"All day I've heard people talking about the wonders of an angle and wanting to analyse it." chaser.com.au/sport/maths-...

I swear this morning we got stuck at the northcote rail crossing with 5 trains and it's now happening to me again??? in the evening?????

ok who's not actually going to Sydney for the final and instead is going to join me at the W Club to watch it so I leave the house at least one time this weekend

weird how israel always seems to kill the reasonable people huh

not only is this insane, but Morocco really overplayed their hand by postponing WAFCON at the last minute, which shows exactly what they think about women’s football: pawns in a bigger dick-swinging battle in CAF. pathetic.

can't wait for the news articles that are going to be like: "open play goals: are they bad?"

pharmacist: do you have any stomach me, trying to get the voltaren tablets: nooooo definitely not

Instead of looksmaxxing, try ao3maxxing. Open so many fic tabs, way more than you think you need, think about your best blorbos, and then read at least three of the fics.

As a Manchester United fan I rightly expect absolutely no sympathy for the abject state of my club. I will also say: Wenger's Arsenal overwhelmed Manchester United fair and square, while Chelsea and Manchester City didn't, and football as a whole is still paying a huge price for that.

Alpine Divorce. Are you kidding? Quiet Quitting Your Marriage by Leaving Your Spouse For Dead Some tips:

Your mobile phone exists because of software I wrote in the 90s (seriously). That hardware exists because of another trans woman. The book on how to do microelectronics was written by a trans woman. Loads of the internet is kept running by trans women. Rachel, THINK FOR ONE SECOND

my bra? not helping

Chelsea: Actual cheating Man City: Actual cheating Arsenal: Good at corners 'Here's my article on why Arsenal are ruining the game of football'

WHOOOOO WE'RE IN THE FINAL!!!!!!!*

ahhhh yes. eve. that's definitely who I wanted.

Joe do the sub *I* want

also I do not understand this "most players not in the box" thing with corners

why isn't Kyra taking this when we all know what she can do with corners

uhhhhhhhh should we not have stopped play there

Sam Kerr......... good at football

I know this is Gorry's last international tournament but uh maybe don't let her get permanently injured

there was contact but like. only cause she kept running. lol

I know a good sub for Gorry.......

I'm actually not sure I can take this game

that one's for Katie McCabe (get it. cause it's St Patrick's Day)

hey uhhhhhhhh is it good that my chest hurts directly in the middle of my tits

KYRA STARTS

Iran has succumbed to the unrelenting pressure from the RBA and will open the Strait of Hormuz before interest rate rises damage the regime’s investment property portfolio in Australia.

"At least once a week, every week, 1800 RESPECT – run by Telstra Health – is being subpoenaed, and not only is the $147 million government-funded service handing over confidential client notes, but 1800 RESPECT is also handing over complete audio recordings of victim counselling sessions"

my body has regrets (the two ice creams I ate yesterday)

Quite remarkable that Chelsea breaking rules to sign seven players (+ three unknown) who during their respective times at the club helped win a Champions League, the Europa League twice, two Premier League titles, two FA Cups and a League Cup didn't merit a points deduction

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Football doing what it does best. "Brisbane Roar officially welcomed both Fatemeh Pasandideh and Atefeh Ramezanisadeh to the club’s training facilities to take part in training with our A-League Women squad..." — Kaz Patafta, CEO, Brisbane Roar FC www.instagram.com/p/DV8M_frE-ZL #ALW #ALeagues

Gamblers on Polymarket threatened Israeli journalist if he didn't change a report about a missile that bypassed interceptors and struck an open area outside Jerusalem. Also, an Israeli reservist and civilian were indicted for using classified info to make bets before Israel bombed Iran last June

if your initial reaction to anti-trans legislation is “I don’t understand how this helps anyone” you really need to accept the fact that these people aren’t operating in good faith. They aren’t trying to help anyone. They are trying to exterminate undesirables.

Everton and Nottingham Forest fans will remember how they were hit by point deductions which could have seen them relegated and have every right to claim that in the PL's billionaires club, some are more equal than others.

Shocking but not surprising from the Premier League - not even a slap on the wrist for Chelsea, just a gentle "now promise you won't do it again". Big winner? Man City, maybe, who'll be able to quote this precedent for indulgence when it suits them. www.skysports.com/football/new...

How is it even possible to not make BILLIONS from just charging extortionate money, having pretty much minimal customer service and automated systems? Where has all their money actually gone? Even in the quietest towns parking is a nightmare most of the time www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

I'm going to go and throw myself off the bridge over Merri creek. I am not cut out to be in charge!!!!!

Our media is barely mentioning Lebanon because it destroys the propagandistic narrative of "Israel = good and Iran = terrorism, funny hats and big scary beards". They're stealing land for Greater Israel again and they want you dumb and detached to it while people are massacred.

In the 2021 census, there were 248,430 Lebanese Australians and around 110k Jewish Australians. Israel is bombing Beirut. A million Lebanese have been displaced. With contempt to local demographics (not to mention basic morality), the ALP is backing Israel’s genocidal expansion