Things might look bleak, but we'll be OK in the end. We've got through this type of crisis before by working together as a team and helping a brave young pilot to exploit a design flaw in the Death Star and... no, wait. That's a movie I once saw. Sorry. As you were. We're doomed.

Someone invited me to their dog's birthday party on Saturday. What a freak! I am NOT coming to your dog's birthday party! Besides, my cat is getting married that weekend!

As a Jewish person, I know that never again means never again for everyone. End the genocide. My keynote speech to the Palestine Solidarity Campaign Conference: youtu.be/ZBDrCtrJsUc?...

Israel continues to seize civilian ships in international water. Where's the condemnation from the UK govt?

Dear Labour - there is not enough red meat you can throw a Reform voter to get them to vote for you. Stop bloody trying as you aren’t getting them on side but are losing everyone else! How the hell can we all see this but not you!?

I just watched the Netflix documentary on Grenfell. I taught in a school near it and I live in the same borough. It was a rare glimpse of how the establishment saw us, the working people of this country. Unimportant scroungers who don’t matter. An eyesore to be covered up as cheaply as possible.

They’ll soon be flying over a garden they don’t yet know exists, though the nest is just a few inches from the window.

It's utterly mad. These people are the opposite of terrorists. THEY WANT PEACE. The police know they're not terrorists. The government knows they're not terrorists. Yet, on the Home Secretary's orders, they're being arrested under the Terrorism Act. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Farage should never be interviewed without being forced to answer for failures of Brexit. That the man whose lies fuelled Brexit vote which has cost UK Billions & who said Liz Truss budget was “best Tory budget since 1986” could be trusted on *anything* is mind-boggling #bbclaura

I wanted our goalie to flat out catch one of the penalties so I could make a Hampton caught joke. No such luck.

Once Carter was moved away from left back I’ve never entirely understood why she has to play centre back when England have other good CBs who are better on the ball.

Given that she was The Foreign Secretary at the time of the leak, what exactly is she shocked about?!

Labour backbencher Imran Hussain asked a powerful question at #PMQs calling for UK sanctions on the Israeli govt, just like the UK rightly imposes on Russia over Ukraine. Incredibly disappointing response from PM. Hand-wringing only, totally ignoring calls for sanctions and arms embargo.

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

Articulated lorries shouldn't be allowed to overtake each other on motorways. One speed limiter is 59.0 and another is 59.2? Who cares? Make a convoy and arrive a few minutes later.

The Met Office has warned that extreme weather is the new normal in the UK. Meanwhile, newly elected Reform politicians are busy denying the science. Climate science denial is dangerous, irresponsible and a betrayal of the very communities they claim to represent.

Meadow Brown butterflies (I believe) on me dahlias!

A stand-off at the pond this morning 😳.

Labour’s message is clear: they are there to protect the lifestyles of billionaires. Keir Starmer and Sadiq Khan protect the wealth of the 1%, whilst they watch everyone else struggle from their private jets. Wealth tax. Now.

Not every life can be spared from climate change, unfortunately, but many more could be saved if elected officials stopped pretending that climate change isn’t happening or that they’re powerless to do something about it.

Helpless? Prayers? That’s what pastors and civilians should be doing. We pay members of Congress to ask hard questions, start investigating,and find out if the government could have done more. Do it now before the next storm. We aren’t paying you to pray. We are paying you to help all of us.

Politics can be complex, but every so often it’s pretty easy to tell which side of history you’re on. For example, if you require the police to arrest elderly ladies for peacefully protesting against genocide, that’ll probably be the wrong side.

The Russians were the first to put a dog in space and they were the first to put a monkey in the White House.

It will probably come as no surprise to anyone that Brexit has been slammed as a 'complete disaster' that 'ruined most of the country' in a poll marking nine years since the UK voted to leave the EU www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

The use of the Terrorism Act to proscribe Palestine Action is disproportionate and sets a dangerous precedent.

The UK has been steadily strangling the right to protest, and so curbing one of the fundamental rights that citizens are meant to have in a functioning democracy. Much of this has been achieved by criminalising 'nuisance'. We risk being a tinpot dictatorship. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Atlantic Bluefin Tuna has been documented preying on seabirds for the very first time:

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Disgusting government is trying to lump Palestine Action & Neo Nazis into one bill. Peaceful protest to stop a genocide has nothing to do with fascism - and the public know it. Cynical. Transparent. Undemocratic.

Talk about blind loyalty.

The list of Green Party election candidates is an absolute joy - to get to choose the *best* and not the least-worst feels amazing. This is the most delighted I’ve been in politics in forever. @zackpolanski.bsky.social will have my vote for Leader but my Deputy ranking is up for a healthy debate! 💚

I find it amazing that old run down buildings with planning permission for new flats always seem to spontaneously combust right before they need demolishing.

White admirals are my favourite. An absolute pleasure to see so many today in numerous woodland clearings @savebutterflies.bsky.social

Why it is always important to be kind. #bekind #bekindtoyourself❤️ #kindness #kindnessmatters

Old McDonald was the worst farmer ever. One of several types of animals. It couldn't possibly have made him any money.

No wonder the GOP and its fossil fuel sponsors have pulled out all the stops to kill clean energy (and a liveable future).

How have Sweden got away with this for so long, this cannot stand.

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#Fulham formalise #Calhanoglu approach hammyend.com/index.php/20... #ffc #coyw #intermilan

I get a ton of wildlife where I moved to! One thing is I have gotten the most fireflies I've seen since my childhood here! Got this guy off my screendoor now and figured some folks would enjoy a view of one of these beautiful creatures!

Frank McAvennie: The Musical looks shite! #Glastonbury

Being scolded for using big words to make people feel inferior and the word I used was qualm? ITS NOT EVEN A BIG WORD READ SOMETHING OTHER THAN FACEBOOK OMG

I've never been more embarrassed to be an American. We're the laughing stock of the world, even Russia, China & North Korea are loving this train-wreck try to become more like them. If you're OK with what this bill will do to Americans living at or below the poverty line, you're heartless.

Anarchy seems like a vaguely tempting philosophy. Until the seat reservation system has broken down down on your Sunday morning train, and you silently yearn for the iron fist of authority.

Buckingham Palace will make a cracking Wetherspoons someday. Huge beer garden and loads of loos, so you don't have to trek far for a piss.

Popped along to Fulham Pier earlier (yeah, the old Riverside Stand to you and me). I have to say, it looks fabulous and was VERY popular. The evenings are even busier, according to the bar staff I spoke to.

It is remarkable that the west is committing to spending 5% of GDP on defence, and almost no one has made the case that the most pressing threat to our security this century is climate change and we should be spending more on tackling that.

Melania Trump was not a U.S. citizen when her child, Barron Trump, was born on March 20, 2006. She officially became a U.S. citizen on July 28, 2006, several months later.