When it's gambling with your own money it's working class. When it's gambling with other people's money it's investment banking.

Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection. So forgive me if I smell a rat.

Stay frosty, my friends. For it is THE DAY OF LIES. Dipshitted shenanigans abound! Foolish chicanery everywhere! Japes by those people and companies who are very bad at japes! Hide in the dark! Trust no one till the sun has set upon this stupid day!

I should probably repost this more often. Ways to actually be an ally:

How can the BBC justify how much coverage they give other marches which are significantly smaller in size? The bias is so obviously blatant. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

THERE SHALL BE ONLY ONE POTTER THE PIBLIC CARES ABOUT AND IT SHALL BE ME MOTHERFUXKERS

Solnit Forever

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

that AI is an aged-up version of a younger Val Kilmer character and not Val Kilmer the human man. he has not been brought back. THIS is what Val Kilmer looked like when he died last year. you don’t fucking get to choose how Val Kilmer aged

failing is hot girl behaviour 🫵🏻💥

WE’LL BE LESS ACTIVIST IF YOU BE LESS SHIT

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Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

A masterclass from Zack Polanski on #BBCLauraK: “There is no example in history where we’ve bombed people into democracy.” No shouting. Just facts doing the heavy lifting. @zackpolanski.bsky.social 💚💚💚

[politics understander just read the niemoller poem] oh hell yeah thats loads of people before they come for me that will buy loads of time , sick

The worse a day Keir is having the better mine is

you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe

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💚 Queen in the North 💚 Massive congratulations to MP Hannah Spencer!!! Finally - some election news I’m happy to wake up to. 😅 @zackpolanski.bsky.social @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social

This is the way

this is so well done pudding.cool/2026/02/wome...

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Last week our Branch Chair spoke to reporters from @thenorthernrose.com about our latest strike action against the derisory 2025/26 HE pay offer. Students from University of Manchester and MMU also give their views on trade unions and the state of HE. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqn...

good morning, it is day 3 of strikes at the University of Essex to save 400 jobs across all depts & stop the closure of our Southend Campus and our Foundation Year programme. The campus cat Pebbles is in solidarity 💕

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I used "smooth-brained" as a dig until a father of a boy with lissencephaly -- the medical term for the condition -- wrote me an incredibly patient note to explain what his son had to deal with. This phrase is a gratuitous insult to parents and children who are already suffering. Don't use it.

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You there! With the book you said you were going to read! Yes, you! Since you're here instead of reading your book, how about you vote in our next bracket for the Staff Pick of the Year? Then put your phone down and read your book. Two books are threaded, the one with the most likes, moves on...

It's about time the unions stopped donating to Labour and started supporting the Greens

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

We Will All Go Together When We Go

Neil Gaiman is crawling out of his bog two years after sexual assault allegations to play the sweet old fantasy uncle again -- complete with name-dropping that book you like & his twee "make good art" catchphrase -- all in order to (of course) sell you his upcoming book. Don't you dare fall for it.

Donate to a worthy cause if you're able. Work behind the scenes if you're able. Take action in the streets if you're able. Show the world your antlers and claws if you’re able. Unleash your true monstrous form and wreak havoc if you're able.

34,000 signing up for this work AFTER seeing their fellow citizens gunned down by federal thugs in cold blood? I'm chugging whatever the opposite of doomerism is

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Can’t recommend this highly enough, the joyous mindfulness of crafting 🥰 (though those tiny chimneys did challenge my patience!) 🏠🏥🏭🏢

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good morning. (quilt by Melissa Laranjeira, via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...)

me? oh yeah, fine. I'm doing great. just sort of left my body for a second to observe the current moment and my place in it from a high angle, sort of like what I imagine you'd see from a spy satellite? but one that can look through time? but yeah, I'll have that report done by the end of the day

Today I remember the six million Jewish people who were murdered in the Holocaust, and those killed in other genocides around the world. I will continue to work in Bristol and in Parliament to build a better future where the crimes of the Holocaust are never repeated.