Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.

I like that two different tom cruises are really trying to peek into that grave

It's that time of the year again

Why We're Boycotting Xbox: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybj1...

they should invent a form of bourgeois democracy where you don’t get ruled by an ailing pedophilic geriatric mad king who thinks the TV is talking to him

having like twenty cousins probably

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

guards in metal gear when they find a porn mag on the floor of a highly secure military installation

#aew #wrestlesky #aewdynamite 🤼‍♂️

extremely fuckin ready for winter is coming. also, we got Sting's son in a dark match

so insanely fucking real for this

oh my fucking god the triple h bit is killing me

stoked as hell on that mascara dorada upset. during the OC vs roddy match I spent a chunk of it thinking about who dorada would be beating out of the two (assuming that would be his only win of the tournament), totally surprised me tonight. hell yeah 🤼

very goofy that the list doesn't properly fit on a single scroll, but a pretty damn good top 10 from my tidal listens this year

First of all, she’s low poly as hell. Second of all, her name is “I wanna be whorin’”?

Rizzler's gotta nail a tiger driver 91 to maintain his "aura"

[guy who just read the Hyperion cantos voice] Getting a lot of Hyperion vibes from this

Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

it's crazy that the cop from mortal kombat 3 started making hospital beds

I simply love The Cube

ancient humans making animal species extinct by winging atlatl darts at them from range is so much cooler than modern humans making animal species extinct by building data centers. washed species

aaron sorkin was a category on jeopardy and I started to say "more like aaron jorkin on my" but couldn't even get halfway through "jorkin" before I started laughing and I think my wife has grounds for divorce now

Don't forget you can fax them as well for free faxzero.com/fax_senate.php

alright I'm finally watching NJKOPW and how am I just now finding out ZSJ has a fuckin Sunbather font shirt??

It appears your country elected an innumerate demented nazi pedophile as its president and he‘s now liquidating the congress while panically asking how health insurance works, playboy

I finally caved and picked up the ORB and folks.....I'm soup pilled

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

the chrysanthemums are going absolutely sicko mode right now can I get a hell yeah

this game rules and didn't get enough love, well worth checking out

Wait I may have made it better.

oh let's fucking go youtu.be/gPn4N85uFwA?...

I can feel the woke coursing through my veins I feel unstoppable right now

Democratic socialism WINS in Atlanta! Meet your new ATL City Councilperson for District 2, and former ATLDSA co-chair, Kelsea Bond!

time to crack a beer and lib out folks lfg

pro wrestling? Oh yeah I love that one guy,

it's important to revisit these kinds of cultural artifacts to remind ourselves that the early 00s were the absolute nadir of popular culture. the bleakest dogshit imaginable, a gaping chasm spewing misery

the only moral action is to abolish ICE and punish those who are members of ICE

Real patriots cheered for the Blue Jays, sorry.

Baseball player physiognomies: -I smoke weed -cultured apex asethete -dan from jiffy lube

I cannot believe this goddamn baseball game, beautiful game 7 shit right here. also I wanna puke

this is why I think Matt Yglesias’ stance that we shouldn’t talk about anything other than healthcare is insane the average American doesn’t yet realize that Trump has created a Gestapo. Democrats need to talk about it and raise awareness of videos like this rather than just ignore it.

watching my feed bounce between the world series and collision tonight is kinda beautiful, people losing their minds over bandido vs mascara dorada and then equally losing it over gimenez vs wrobleski

congratulations to the winner of Game 7: Emergent Narrative

never felt more 30-something years old than when I just said, out loud, "oh hell yeah" when I saw that they put a new speed bump in downtown decatur

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crazy how much mileage The Beths get out of simply writing Good Goddamn Songs with no bullshit, one of the best bands on planet earth

AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form. CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened. AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it. CHOTINER: Right.

post an aew gif just because 🤼