They killed Catherine O’Hara to distract us from ________

OK but that was probably an average dinner before they joined ICE.

(Homer Simpson voice, gasping, stopping in tracks) New film!

CHRISTY. MELANIA. We need to have a discussion about Americans’ aversion to female titular characters.

Piers’s wife is ready to throw him away like those Jaguar execs did to the guy that got his foot chopped up on Mad Men.

When a movie has two credited directors they pass a well-worn baseball hat back and forth to signal who’s in charge on the set that day.

I can’t get over how funny it is to start larping like this only to get sent packing and told you can’t post anymore.

F1 is a movie made for guys who like to sing the Farmers Insurance jingle unprompted.

Huge:

Watching F1 and I won’t be surprised if the list of companies thanked in the end credits sets a new record.

Fair to assume everyone who publicly announced they stand with Linehan shares his derangement.

All rednecks open carrying at a KFC are criminals, confirmed.

IMO this, and not even politics, is why young folks have meme-ified Kirk's death the ridiculous way they have. You want us to care about this specific guy, who was clearly a douche, while shrugging off school shootings and stuff? lol no

The only thing better than announcing you will not watch a video is informing others they also don't have to watch a video.

Bari Weiss the day after ICE executes another American citizen

Every republican politician and voter thinks this shit is cool and fun

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

Jacob Frey planning to deploy “the c-word” at today’s press conference.

Wife and I are discussing what our baby’s first words might be. She thinks “mama,” I say “just call me Comus, ‘cause this is my First Utterance.”

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers: Sleater-Kinney (this should count twice but I’ll graciously pretend otherwise) Joan Baez Weyes Blood Camera Obscura Gillian Welch

The only part of my childhood I’m intent on replicating for my 4-month-old son is making sure he knows who Lee Iacocca is.

In case she needs an explainer…

“Did you get this from your lover?”

The part in “Goodbye Horses” where Q Lazzarus goes “oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong,” always makes me imagine she’s replying to Trump tweets from 2016.

Did Betty Draper read Clarice Lispector?

It’s very funny Bari Weiss believes the Elon Musk “break stuff and fix it later” model is a) a legitimate business practice, and b) transferable to network news.

A girl at our screening of The Testament of Ann Lee started wailing and ran out of the theater. Probably as close as I’ll get to one of those horror movie screenings at festivals where people allegedly puke.

The Nobel Committee bragging about giving the Peace Prize to some other right wing lunatic instead of Trump and her immediately handing it over to him really encapsulates how he’s gotten away with this shit for the last 10 years.

You also get a 15% coupon for 3 months of Hulu Plus w Live TV.

These barbarians are destroying everything that makes society work. Kids can't go to school, patients can't go to the hospital. We are, in effect, paying them to wreck the basic infrastructure of the country

Ultimately, once a filmmaker’s career is established, movie discourse just doesn’t hurt. Tarantino has made every movie he wanted to make for 30 years. Same with Wes Anderson. You have to really, really blow it for it to matter.

MF DOOM album sample: “I knew DOOM was when he was drawing his daily comic strip, DOOMBERT.” DOOM: “Zey are pullink my comic for more ad space. I vill show zem. I vill show zem ALL!”

Can you imagine your new boss not only killing your business, but having to read her wife’s unfunny jokes about you undermining her?

My guilty pleasure artwork is “bunch of old TVs stacked together showing stuff.”

Magnolia (1999) is Anime Altman.

The reason is the director is a fraud and lacks the discipline to commit to the time period.

No solidarity with a fellow poet , Dr. Wolf?

Pretty sure Munch made the jump to X-Files before SVU existed as a nod to a) both the character and Richard Belzer being conspiracy theorists and b) both X-Files and Homicide airing on Friday nights.

Anyways, my ride is here

Buster Keaton tried to have a title card inserted in one of his early shorts: “I am not suicidal. If an entire house facade falls on me while filming it should be considered murder.”

Imagine watching the Hillbilly Elegy movie today. A movie where you’re supposed to feel sorry for and root for the young JD Vance.

You might be bad at running a website if no one can post a photo of their child there without worrying it will be immediately turned into CSAM in the replies.

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier