“Bat’s broken, sorry bro”

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Wholesome weekend of writerly stuff at the Australian Short Story Festival just gone. Finished too bloody soon I tell ya

Same vibes

Had to scroll through sky news australia's facebook page for work and now my brain worms have brain worms

when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence

Hearing this more and more

(trying to fit in with a group of criminals, badly) I'm wearing a fuckin wire

this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

lol she got his ass and he knows it

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Wow what an inspiring message on my deodorant can, thank you [checks notes] Unilever corporation 🥲

odious exuse for an event www.crikey.com.au/2025/11/04/t...

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate 🥳

shit's officially poppin off on the neighbourhood facebook group

Joyce Carol Oates spotted at kmart

listening and learning. thank you gongle

All right i'll bite. What is New York City

lol ok enjoy your pleasures of the flesh bro. We’ll be here on the computer engorging our minds

the duality of man

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

“I’ve stopped killing old people and hoarding their bones”

Q: How did these explosives get there? Do these devices just grow in Gaza's soil? Or did a military put them there?

This is how you blurb

Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man

This is up there with some of the grimmest shit I’ve ever read

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year

Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions

Super proud of my homeboy and 'confident literary talent' @jake-dean.bsky.social, who has been shortlisted for the Richell!

Big get for the Richell

Adelaide's own!!!

startled, flabbergasted to be on this list www.hachette.com.au/news/the-ric...

the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth

@southerlylitmag.bsky.social, so-called Australia's oldest literary journal, has quietly woken from a long hiatus to join us in the Bluesky. This must be a sign of something brewing. So give them a follow.

Telling my kids this was the battle of normandy

My papadum has a passing resemblance to trump where can I sell this

when the AI bubble pops I'll be swooping in and buying those data centres and turning them into dining precincts. i'm talking a Guzman Y Gomez, a Grilld, a Rolld, a Coffee Club, a Fratelli Fresh, a Strike Bowling

In the den!? May god have mercy on us all

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

My second book, The Butterfly Thief, is out today — cracking open the complicated world of natural history museums, and the gentleman collector who left them scrambling 🦋 Net it in the wild at your local bookshop or order online: scribepublications.com.au/books/the-bu...

Oh hell yeah 👀

The inconvenient truth...