It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me His white teeth make a musical din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god

incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs It’s a eggnog recipe

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint

Celebrating the IG-88 nights of Robanukkah with my son!!!

I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

You've heard of vtubers now get ready for

did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours

I'm pretty sure the 80s Warriors Workout Badass Playlist with Kenshiro lifting weights on the thumbnail was not meant to be BGM for making individual tweaks to bolts on a misbehaving homebuilt CNC machine for two hours, but here we are

Pro Tip: Instead of looking for an anime with a "90s aesthetic", just watch a 90s anime. HUGE time saver.

The teefies came out to go after a Cat Dancer...

if i was scott adams i'd use my incredibly powerful brain to defeat what i would call cancbert

Congratulations. You have just won The Game. Give yourself a pat on the back. You deserve it. You are henceforth freed from this hell. Wield this power wisely.

(Steve Blum voice) There's no horsing around here. Catch the premiere of Umamusume: Cinderella Gray, Saturday night at ten-thirty Eastern. Only on Toonami.

Christmas babie

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

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I fear it has a happy ending

Clair Obscur: Expedition Good Boy

You ever get stickers that viscerally remind you of your age in a way that causes your very veins to ache? Wanna experience the Vietnam vet style thousand-yard stare of what you have lost and will never find again? @otacat.bsky.social can sell you that kind of sticker.

Wife city Unrepentant over synthwave fighter jock waifu

now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027

Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve will launch on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and Steam in 2026. We return to the Strangereal universe in the year 2029. Sotoa, a country we have never met in prior games, has invaded the Federation of Central Usea. Wiki links at the bottom. 🧵

It SHOULD happen again. We don't want this kind of creeper surveilance in our lives.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES NOW THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEE ON MY AM SOCIAL MEDIA FEED GHOST OF KYIV SIMULATOR, GOOOOOO en.bandainamcoent.eu/ace-combat/a...

Time thinks those guys on the beam were architects

I don't know where I first saw this, but I think about it every once in a while

I couldn't care less about the Game Awards until it's time for a new Todd & Aaron

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry

thanks Dr. Breen

he thinks they've been paying to keep the serifs in storage

guys with the Dive Bar Bouncer build are all either the sweetest dude on earth or the cave troll from lord of the rings

stolen valor?? then how come this receipt says it cost sixty bucks

it should really be called bootleg valor. you didn't steal anything. you made it outta stuff from the surplus store

Look at this handsome guy

:10bux:

I will never ever go back to working in an office again. I do not care what it does to my career. Coffee breaks look like this when I work from home. 5 days a week. Fuck hybrid and RTO 5ever

As a therapist, I’m less interested in How the Grinch stole Christmas than WHY the grinch stole Christmas

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

I didn't need so stark of a reminder that Code Geass is approaching 20 years ago

if the crossover isn't just interactions like this the whole time I'm going to be so disappointed

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity ME: hey yeah fuck you spock