After all, priorities.

as far as I could find, she hasn't said one thing about the 255+ press people murdered by israel in the past 2.5 years

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Premee is so rad, you should totally pre-order - and if you're in Canada, I recommend that you pre-order from @bakkaphoenix.bsky.social like I did! They are also rad

Every school in America is going to need to build a ballroom.

The media people who attended this dinner are content creators, not journalists. They're enabling fascists and having a good time doing it. You should unfollow them.

The great thing about Bluesky is that few people are talking about the assassin, but a lotta people are talking about what hacks and fascist enablers the journalists are who attended the WHCD.

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

If you’re at the black tie event for a dictator you know where you are and why

anyone who attended that WHCA dinner is an embarrassment, and current events have not changed this

Any reporter who was attending that event is already bought, sold, and totally useless.

Having mastered epidemiology, mRNA vaccine design, bridge engineering, submersible dynamics, Middle Eastern history, toilet paper supply chain logistics, and nuclear physics, I'd like to explain my theory of what really happened at the White House Correspondents Dinner earlier this evening...(1/23)

Normal people have absolutely had enough and they are starting to cook lmao

*cough*

I don’t know what they’re planning, but it can’t be good

Some 3,300 years ago, an ancient Egyptian artist painted this comic illustration of a cat herding geese! 😻 They used a flake of limestone as a sketchpad for this fun scene. From Deir el-Medina, Thebes. 📷 Egyptian Museum, Cairo. #Archaeology

Images not rendering right now are actually such an incredible use case for ALT text and a great way to experience what it’s like to want to participate while not being able to see. If Darth hadn’t included ALT you’d have no idea what this was.

winnie the pooh getting hammered and waking up the next morning wearing pants

And WHILE I'M SQUAWKING "THE ROAD TO THE SPEAR," an episode of Amazon/Sony's THE WHEEL OF TIME, LANDED ON THE HUGO BALLOT FOR BEST DRAMATIC PRESENTATION, SHORT FORM.

Shoutout to The Atlantic reporters for publishing these massive scoops instead of waiting years to put them in a book.

It’s 24° here on April 20 and WTAF weather gods? Not a record, but still.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

BREAKING NEWS: Apple has appointed John Ternus as its new CEO with Tim Cook all set to transition into the role of Executive Chairman

WOW. Tim Cook stepping down. #$AAPL

Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Very pleased to be on the Aurora @csffa.bsky.social finalist ballot with three works -- ONE MESSAGE REMAINS for related work, HUNTED TO EXTINCTION in short story, and THE FIRST THOUSAND TREES for novella! Thank you to all the nominators and organizers! 😍 www.csffa.ca/awards-infor...

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Good news! We found the cats a home! But they still need a foster home for the next month! Please help us spread the word so we can find a good foster home for them!

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Gene Wilder would've kicked ass

Life imitating art.

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

So…as established, my little old house is gently haunted. I don’t generally go out of my way to “catch” the ghosts, but one night I heard the weirdest, quietest breathing right. behind. me. Slowly, I reached for my phone…and without turning around to eyeball the pervy spook, I took this selfie 👇

Sick Nazi shit

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Trompe l'oeil decoration in Villa Barbaro, Maser, provided by Paolo Veronese. One of the seven wonders of the renaissance world. Add it to your bucket list!

Local man says junior staffer using government credit card accidentally bought private jet while out buying Timmy's for team meeting.

Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? Signing up will help me to survive and create more fabric art creatures. Today on the Patreon, Mothman shared some etiquette advice. I also posted some lovely pics from today's town sorcerer walk. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

We need more baby goats 🐐 ♥️

*This really reads like something that a Pope in a science fiction novel would say

I’ve had the good fortune to meet & talk with TIM CURRY — 80 Candles 🎂 today — a good few times over the years, and I can tell you that whatever you would’ve hoped him to be in real life, he truly is: charming, ribald, very funny, witty as f**k, larger than life, & just lovely.

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Happy 80th birthday, Tim Curry.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."

Stunning frescoes of the Assumption of the Virgin in the Carafa Chapel, Santa Maria sopra Minerva, Rome. Painted by today's guy, Filippino Lippi, in 1490.