Newsom isn't the man.

This is true.

youtube.com/shorts/nY1cq... Looks warm.

Your cat printer is running low on black and orange ink. Please replace ink cartridges.😹 #caturday

This cartoon is from last March. They never learn.

New tariff just dropped. Americans set to pay an additional 10% tax on all goods from Germany, the UK, France, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Finland. It starts in two weeks, rising to 25% by June. (Aside: A trade war with one EU country is a trade war with the entire EU).

Old man who insists that he “aced” his cognitive test three times by saying “Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV”, can’t remember who he met with an hour ago.

When fascism came to America, no one loved the flavor of one piece of dry chicken and raw broccoli in a corn tortilla more than those who voted in white hot fury over the price of eggs.

BLOCK them.

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Dear Chuck Schumer, To save our Democracy, please go home and don't return.

LLMs are a bad tool, and their greatest danger is management treating the bullshit engines like they’re HAL 9000

Wow, sure would be pretty crazy if a ton of experts in the artificial intelligence field relentlessly warned everyone about this state of affairs being inevitable over and over for years.

Austin Pets Alive brought in two bunches of intakes from shelters around Texas and AAS this week. We have a LOT of new dogs, stressed dogs, puppies. Come get some dogs (or cats!).

It’s about 2 a second and I think we can do better

Absolutely BEAUTIFUL work here: ice.0x0.boo It's a tracker for the number of blocks. They're averaging about 200/minute right now. 🤣

Block instantly.

So The sidewalks are not great out there Fuck ice

We came to Beijing for Canada to forge a new strategic partnership with China — we’ll be returning with a new trade agreement and billions of dollars in export markets unlocked for Canadian workers.

DON’T TAKE THE BAIT again. Man, you slugs could at least TRY to new way of saying “we aren’t gonna do shit to help you, but man are we itching to blame you.”

Oh hell yes

It'd be one thing if @gavinnewsom.bsky.social brought these liars on to trash them (it'd still have a problem of promoting lies), but he's not even doing that. He's bringing them on to be chatty and say "see, we're both reasonable people with a lot of common ground, such as on trans people." Nope.

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Glasses perilously close to the tip of his nose, Chuck Schumer scratches a line through “Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness”, carefully writes “affordability” and imagines the Baileys nodding in approval.

"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing."

Macron on Greenland: “France has decided to join the exercise…launched by Denmark, in a sovereign and independent manner, within the framework of Arctic Endurance. “A first team of French military personnel is already on site and will be reinforced in the coming days by land, air and sea resources”

Hey everyone, We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history. Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!

The TV and film industry and its professionals need to take a stand on this. Drop panels, pull support, and let them know that this is unacceptable from an organization that is supposed to celebrate human artistic achievement.

Here's a real test for those of you who still treat SDCC like it's important. Are you willing to lower your standards enough to look the other way at this just so you can show up at the publicity trough this summer?

Reminder that @blakefornyc.bsky.social is primarying @ritchietorres.bsky.social for the D nomination for US Congress. Follow @blakefornyc.bsky.social and let's see if we can make something happen.

So goofy! They’ll just smudge the code or put a code on that takes you to CSAM or something as a trap. It’s ridiculous on the face of it.

it took me like 9 tries to get my phone to register the QR code on my 3d printer a few days ago, I feel like maybe we can do something a little less likely to get set to the Yakety Sax theme

A major population center is literally under siege and this guy wants to put bar codes on the death squads

UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”

Did someone say cookies? www.erininthemorning.com/p/2026-trans...

A neighbor was taken to a care facility, and her little tortoiseshell kitty was left behind. I can't take her in but I've been feeding her and giving her water every day. No one in the neighbor's family can take her in. Is there anyone in the Inland Empire area that could foster or adopt her?

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

since everyone loves a good orange cat story, i have one from this weekend 🧵

Nice little independent central bank you got right there. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

When Alan Carr won Traitors and started crying I said to my husband: "Æjj, hvílíkt rassgat" and he was like: "I know!" because it was so sweet.

These are endearments mostly reserved for cute babies and animals.

A very important thing for you to know about Icelandic is that the word "rassgat" (butthole) is used as an endearment about cute things. So if you say someone is "algjört rassgat" (a total butthole) it means they are VERY cute. If the cuteness is overwhelming we say "rúsínurassgat" (raisin asshole).

Dudley, Collin & Arnold. #adoptdontshop❤️ #felinefriendzinnebraska FelineFriendz.org/adoption

Inland Empire or LA area, can anyone take in this little one? I can send you some cash for supplies if it would help.