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Putting aside the astonishing cringeworthiness of a sixty-something academic having a "hot take", this particular "hot take" is just the default position of white establishment America: "you can do fascism and genocide so long as you're genteel about it".

I know everyone’s making their jokes, but to be real: it’s an American sickness that the media and political class are praising someone who has spent last year calling for a genocide. Lindsay Graham was the worst of us. He wanted the blood of children to flow in the streets of Gaza and got his wish.

And then he voted to confirm Kavanaugh and we all lost rights and people are getting stopped on the street for being brown because he said it was okay. What a humorous character I hope he humorously rots in hell for this!

A great many people still on Twitter have neither the ability nor inclination to read any books. The Hobbit, a children’s book which I have taught to 9 and 10 year-olds, is beyond their capacity. It is the inevitable outcome of a system which rewards greed and stupidity, and discourages literacy.

Carney calling Lindsey Graham a defender of democracy and freedom when the man made jokes on his official X account about taking over Canada is just the last straw of many last straws for me.

Whenever the BelTel says there are tributes being paid to someone I assume he fell off a bonfire

Why don't you talk more about the many contemptible things. What were they. How contemptible did you find them. We can move on from there. But what are these many contemptible things exactly.

Although I often disagreed with the chimp who tore my child's face off and wore it as a little hat to impress the other chimps, I was nevertheless sad to hear etc., etc.

One of the people JFK celebrated in his Profiles in Courage book was Republican Senator Edmund G Ross, who cast the deciding vote to acquit Andrew Johnson in his impeachment trial.

Despite a paper trail proving otherwise, Unbound’s administrators claimed they still owned the rights to Effin’ Birds and threatened to sue Penguin Random House if PRH paid me any royalties for my ongoing book sales. Wasn’t resolved until two months ago. They tried to bankrupt me out of spite.

Above all, we remember Mr. Hitler for his tasteful landscape paintings.

Primary every Democrat who releases a statement about how sad they are to lose their good buddy Lindsey fucking Graham

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

Incredibly powerful first hand account of Israeli prisons & the abuse of prisoners by my fearless friend, Noa Avishag Schnall www.newstatesman.com/world/middle...

Absolutely get fucked

Absolutely get fucked you pathetic hypocritical weasel

Cara seasmhach de chuid an Trumpaigh a bhí ann.

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

New Gist: The End of the 100 Year Government If there is one thing the last decade has taught us, from electing the wrong guy as President to holding a referendum of self-harm, it is that the failure to acknowledge a mistake is the surest way to be destroyed by it. www.thegist.ie/the-gist-the...

Minister dined with Meta lobbyists at US ambassador’s residence amid US drive to soften Europe’s policing of big tech

Indeed. We are not forcing upon Graham the memory of him being a villain, a coward, and a malignant presence in the country; that was the legacy he chose again and again. He earned our contempt, as has everyone else on his path.

Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice.

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"These hoodlums come in with machine guns – M4, an American-made machine gun – and they detain us. They block off the road. And then they ⁠call the IDF and the IDF is on their side, not on the side ​of the ⁠Americans."

Not actually seeing any tributes?

Everything is such a lark! She had very firm views, you see, but they existed amorphously, disconnected somehow from what she actually thought.

Bloody immigrants, stealing our place on the bonfires.

The photo “confirms what thousands of testimonies from Palestinian detainees have exposed, and what we and other organisations have been reporting for nearly three years now: Israeli detention facilities are torture camps for Palestinians.”

"Starting to" "Preliminary advice" Obviously came as a surprise to them

Tonight SF are bringing forward their legislation that would start the process of planning for the possibility of a constitutional change that would see Ireland return to being a 32 county country. That constitutional change must be by co-design with all sides of the North’s communities involved

I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell for almost twenty minutes and we played this funny little game we always play where I poke him with a stick repeatedly and he doesn’t react at all. Oh that Mitch!

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Overheard in Dublin: "I know you're a nice person, you mean well, a thank-you wouldn't be the top of my list"

I truly fucked up not doing my due diligence on Platner before offering high praise for his communication skills. Enough was out there at the time that I should have been more cautious. Especially because I met adventurer dudes like him reporting in Iraq. Deep respect to all who got it right. 1/2

Can anyone translate this gibberish?

'Some things are bigger than football': Pico Lopes says Israel-Ireland games shouldn't go ahead jrnl.ie/7093581

Also, if you boo the manager, he can’t just have you legally declared supporters of terrorism and arrested en masse

we, the american people, are being robbed of our right to celebrate the death of mitch mcconnell, one of the four horsemen of the death of our republic

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

This UEFA statement on Balogun should immediately be deployed against them on the question of Israel. If “the certainty of rules” is required for the “integrity of the game” then Israel must be immediately expelled for violating UEFA statutes. www.uefa.com/news-media/n...

I've never known anybody that has ever been involved. It's not spoken about, its not even something that used happen here. SF are supporting bloodsports for about 10 cranky men across the country that don't vote for them anyways

Patsy McGarry, who knows exactly what's going on, chooses to portray the SSPX schism as a quaint preference for the Latin Mass etc instead of being the organised anti-Semitic agitation it actually is. Makes you think.

Transphobes don't give a damn about fairness to girls & women. They're anti-feminists who literally believe men are just naturally better at... everything.

Retired priest, 84, arrested at Palestine Action protest The retired Anglican priest was among those to be arrested after voicing their support for the proscribed organisation while standing on a soapbox with the message “I oppose genocide” written on it www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

I just completed a work titled “The Signing of the Declaration of Independence, Slavers Redacted” for America's semiquincentennial.

Yammer was big into the bro-coded mandatory fun.

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