When Trump doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, there's a chance he squashes the Gaza ceasefire deal out of pure spite.

This is why you should be careful in believing these guys when they say they secured peace in Gaza. If they did, great. But until the bombs start falling and the aid is actually let in, I'm disinclined to trust the biggest liars America has ever known

This is the hardest shit I've seen in my life

After 9/11, Americans were so scared of their random town getting attacked by AQ, but now in 2025, there’s a lone wolf attack on a school, church, campus, etc about once a week and nobody bats an eye.

they're gonna replace mlk day with charlie kirk day

political violence is completely unacceptable. actually, all violence is bad. in fact, I think no one should die ever. I know my friends across the aisle will join me in immediately starting a project to revive all dead humans, regardless of their level of hitler particles.

Finally, we have made the Disco elysium tie from the hit game "Don't Make the Disco Elysium Tie."

But the genius of the disinfo campaign is using social media wellness influencers to convince young women that the pill is a bad thing and bad for their health despite no serious studies showing that to be the case. It's a national gaslighting campaign to satisfy the breeding fetishes of oligarchs.

"actually bill clinton was also an FBI informant"

They haven't announced it yet because he's still at the pearly gates asking to speak to St. Peter's manager

If it happens we need to know if he was vaxed or not

You in fact, never have to hand it to trump

Let’s be clear: deporting Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda makes no sense—it’s not his home country. Nothing about this process has been fair. ICE is targeting him with cruelty. This is the weaponization of government, not justice.

wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing* “ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag” “thank u mayor”

If we have to give into the crime framing, then our best bet is to say it happens in rural areas, where hate crimes go unpunished.

"Fascism is a loser ideology" has been true since its inception.

it is not about sports. it has never been about sports. it is about banning trans people from public life entirely AT BEST, and at worst, forcing them into situations that will endanger their lives. this is why we don't play along with the "just asking questions" sports bullshit

This is of course going to immediately run into problems when people are able to trick the AI into getting Woody and Buzz to make out or start saying the 14 words or something

Dear Jeffrey,

one plausible evolution from here is “Trump’s ICE is snatching children to sex traffic them” has the advantage of being more or less true

pedocon theory isn't just true, it's the fabled Joe Rogan Of The Left

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

I'm hearing that Biden's Build Back Better bill finally passed today. Gotta hand it to the old timer

There are only three political positions in America today 1) I like the fascism 2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc) 3) I oppose the fascism The rest is details

I use to be a zohran supporter, but now I've been negatively polarized into being a juche newscaster lady for zohran

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

What's awesome about having this guy as president is that this COULD just be Trump having zero diplomatic skills and not realizing the implications people will read into this. But it also could mean that Israel is about to commit atrocities in Iran. His brain is so mush its basically 70/30

MY GOD President Trump just posted “everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran.”

wow I wonder if the cops who lied about the sitting senator even though everything they did was on tape are also being less than honest about the presence of violent agitators at the protests in los angeles. they might even not have told the entire truth about other protests

I'll he really impressed if NYC manages to elect a mayor who doesn't suck shit for once.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

the thing about the Trump and Elon fight is that never before have two people so a) high profile and b) terminally online gotten into a feud like this before this is basically the best thing that's ever happened to very online politics sickos, which describes roughly 97% of this website

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh hell yeah this is getting real good

Wonder if there's a lesson in this. Oh well, probably not

Jake Tapper looking like an absolute idiot tonight, completely missed that Joe Biden was actually dead and replaced by clones and body doubles in 2020. His book proven entirely wrong.

Musk cucking Miller will almost certainly cause the first recorded instance of Hitler particle nuclear fission in history. Exciting times we live in.

This Musk/Miller thing is the most "reeks of gender" episode of the most "reeks of gender" presidency of all time.

All this dooming about bsky being on its deathbed really overestimated the Right's ability to maintain cultural power. It may not happen tomorrow, but I seriously doubt that we will be stuck with X as the leading text based social media forever. There's just no juice there.

It's not an exaggeration to say that Republicans have genocidal aspirations for trans people.

i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet

Trump is too stupid to know when he's being insulted.

They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4

Remember how everyone said that capturing territory by warfare was bad and wrong when Russia did it to Ukraine (because it absolutely unambiguously is)? I expect the same reaction to this, please. www.huffpost.com/entry/israel...