strange but true: you don't have to fight the 2028 primary on here yet if you don't want to

All this Gavin Newsom discourse 2 years before the 2028 primary is going to feel like so much wasted breath and pixels when AOC is at 50%+ in the primary polls

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun

I haven't read LOTR, but personally I would not let a guy named wormtongue get close to my ear with his mouth. I don't think that would feel good.

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

This will lead to Q-like conspiracies becoming prevalent on the right again sometime this year or next. As we get further in and victory is no where in sight for them, coping will become a bigger and bigger exercise in mass self delusion.

Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property

Everyone is always trying to figure out how to teleport, but what about trying to telestarboard

it was sweet while it lasted

Right now we're living in those sweet magical moments where it could be true and we're all ready to pop the bottles

Ryan Lizza in 2036: PART 318: The Cuck Chair

This is disgusting and despicable, but I'm just now hearing Bovino's voice for the first time, and I'm realizing so many of these guys have fucked up weird voices. Bovino, Miller, RFK jr...

This is f*cked up! There isn’t any law in this country that requires you to provide proof of citizenship on the interior, but unfortunately ICE is racially profiling. And they don’t care if you say you’re a US citizen. So where does this leave everyone? If you don’t look white, you’re in danger.

Hard day to be Venezuelan and American...

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

If you think it can't get worse, just wait until the loomer/trump truth social DMs get leaked

new on tiktok: reading the rfk texts in his voice without breaking challenge

🎶ICE on Tinder 🎶 www.instagram.com/reel/DRSKgLK...

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

Trump has locked in the burrito taxi lobby

Well I guess that was a fun week while it lasted. This place really is way more fun when we are all happy about something together, and at its worst when we're all getting our asses kicked

peak bsky is people libbing out over the georgia public service commissioner race

When Trump doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, there's a chance he squashes the Gaza ceasefire deal out of pure spite.

This is why you should be careful in believing these guys when they say they secured peace in Gaza. If they did, great. But until the bombs start falling and the aid is actually let in, I'm disinclined to trust the biggest liars America has ever known

This is the hardest shit I've seen in my life

After 9/11, Americans were so scared of their random town getting attacked by AQ, but now in 2025, there’s a lone wolf attack on a school, church, campus, etc about once a week and nobody bats an eye.

they're gonna replace mlk day with charlie kirk day

political violence is completely unacceptable. actually, all violence is bad. in fact, I think no one should die ever. I know my friends across the aisle will join me in immediately starting a project to revive all dead humans, regardless of their level of hitler particles.

Finally, we have made the Disco elysium tie from the hit game "Don't Make the Disco Elysium Tie."

But the genius of the disinfo campaign is using social media wellness influencers to convince young women that the pill is a bad thing and bad for their health despite no serious studies showing that to be the case. It's a national gaslighting campaign to satisfy the breeding fetishes of oligarchs.

"actually bill clinton was also an FBI informant"

They haven't announced it yet because he's still at the pearly gates asking to speak to St. Peter's manager

If it happens we need to know if he was vaxed or not

You in fact, never have to hand it to trump

Let’s be clear: deporting Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda makes no sense—it’s not his home country. Nothing about this process has been fair. ICE is targeting him with cruelty. This is the weaponization of government, not justice.

wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing* “ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag” “thank u mayor”

If we have to give into the crime framing, then our best bet is to say it happens in rural areas, where hate crimes go unpunished.

"Fascism is a loser ideology" has been true since its inception.

it is not about sports. it has never been about sports. it is about banning trans people from public life entirely AT BEST, and at worst, forcing them into situations that will endanger their lives. this is why we don't play along with the "just asking questions" sports bullshit

This is of course going to immediately run into problems when people are able to trick the AI into getting Woody and Buzz to make out or start saying the 14 words or something

Dear Jeffrey,

one plausible evolution from here is “Trump’s ICE is snatching children to sex traffic them” has the advantage of being more or less true

pedocon theory isn't just true, it's the fabled Joe Rogan Of The Left

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks