I fully support the Democrats’ position of “The bad stuff should be quieter, it should not bother me,” and I’m excited to see bold proposals such as “abolish ICE observers” and “drown out my horrific feed with a flood of pleasing slop”

fucking hell just remembered, "CBP stays at border" and the way 'border' is defined in this country is this bullshit. awesome work, guys

If your Representative or Senators start going "whew! I guess it's ok to give DHS funding now" be ready to get on their cases

BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http​:​//​www​.​cnn​.​com​/​live

Woke 2 is so near

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

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This is yet another reason having idiot money is a blight: he’s too cash stupid to know what it means to overpay

Oh, just taking out a full-page ad in the newspaper declaring that I am no longer a rabid bigot, just like anyone in control of their bipolar disorder might do

There’s a new trending claim of tiktok censorship like once every six months or so. “My anti-ICE post is gone,” “TikTok unfollowed AOC for me,” fictitious clout-chasing things of that nature. What’s different now is the algorithm is gibberish, and half of the posts are all (no fooling) in Cyrillic

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Edison’s New Jersey patent agents when told that rival filmmakers stole his technology to Los Angeles:

Being 13 when GWB was elected the first time and then seeing the overwhelming support of Hope And Change in 2008 and then finding out that it turns out they're all best friends fucked me up forever and I hope this realization can radicalize other people as well.

Remember when Robert Kraft got his pud tugged at a strip mall?

lol but [serious voice now] these fuckers are gonna try to jump in front of all the work the left and regular people have done and try to set up a tollbooth and it’s important that we invite them all to enjoy an unseasoned bowl of turds.

If you ever wonder if a certain event might be a “watershed moment,” just wait and see if Barack Obama comes to kneecap the energy

he’s mad about the basketball game

zohran's mayor and he actually wants to be mayor. to do mayor shit. lotta other people see elected office as a kind of aristocracy you can enter by convincing the plebes to put your name on a piece of paper and then you never have to listen to them again

Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration. Congress can: - Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage) - Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes - Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same - Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction It can be done.

Thomas Paine’s words are apt for the day too as @robert pointed out.

Citizens are in the driver's seat now imho. It's cool if some politicians are quicker on the uptake than others but they are following us now, I'm not waiting for them anymore

Ay, there’s the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this moral coil, must give us pause. There’s the *respect* that makes calamity of so long life.

The way you know We're Going to Win is that we've even got Boston out here admitting that another city is laudable

Abolish ICE. Nuremberg trials for everyone remotely involved. Reeducation and denazification for the third of the country who supports this gleefully. Reconstruction along socialist principles. One way out.

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social compact suggestion: anytime anyone is laying out this kind of engagement bait in 2026, blocked. this is either engagement bait or someone whose kid stopped calling them anymore because they can't stop saying "bernie bro" at thanksgiving dinner. rehashing the past does not matter, it never did

I wasn’t expecting to be bowled over or anything, but I was legitimately surprised by how much I disliked HAMNET

It’s all well and good that polls are tending toward positive change, I just wish it didn’t depend on an extended occupation of a major metropolitan area with its elected officials duty-bound to stand afar and go “gawrsh!”

My hot take is that at minimum a domestic violence conviction should carry a lot more of the shame and restrictions of a sex offender; it should ban you nationally from gun ownership, jobs in law enforcement, schools, pretty much any public sector work. It’s our clearest red flag for future violence

The news media doesn’t barrage Mike Johnson with questions about the jack-off tracking app he shares with his son because they fired all the journos who like their jobs

Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!

As tech companies ingrain AI deeper into our lives, autocorrect reaches new illogical depths. No, when I typed “sounds good” I did not mean “sounds go’ld,” but thanks for trying

the number of people who can’t tell that this is obviously ai slop - Jesus fucking Christ

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The UK needs a Fandango. “What movies are showing in my geographic vicinity” shouldn’t be a revolutionary question yet here we are

This one’s from a fight he won

Found this at the other place, James Baldwin on Shakespeare. Shakespeare & Chekhov are the greatest because they always tell the truth, & they tell it about everything. You can’t pin then down because the truth is rarely pure & never simple. Acknowledging this is an act of love.

so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america

The voters literally went out and saw VIVA VERDI! to avoid giving a nomination to WICKED

As of this morning 1000 people have been nominated for an acting Oscar

Very excited for Delroy Lindo to get the Christian Bale Experience (everyone discovers he’s British)

In other news Zelensky just opened his Davos address with a GROUNDHOG DAY reference

Take away the handicap of a new category this year, Lindo and Mosaku pushed it past LA-LA LAND

Wicked wrote 2 new songs and got zero nominations in any category, after 98 years the Oscars are finally good

I saw the greatest minds of my generation shitposting