He has got to find the river

I rewatched DEATH BY LIGHTNING this week, helluva way to spend 4 hours. Give me my historical fiction reductive and broad. As Kate Sprague, the First Lady of Rhode Island who was banging New York Senator Roscoe Conkling said, “I love it when old men are catty.”

Harris’ 2028 presidential campaign will be a sufficient autopsy for 2024

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Go figure that the voting bloc of “this octogenarian fast food addict getting mashed by the weight of the Cloak of Immense Power can take me in a fight” stays devoted to that man

As a Republican member of Congress running for re-election, the most important thing I can do is vote devoted for the president’s right to slip your paycheck into a random pedophile’s Christmas card

If a law is passed sending people money they didn't earn, you sign the check. Maybe you don't 40 years ago. You do now.

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I’ve never really been an Our Tax Dollars guy but all the blatant corruption, ballroom, slush fund for rioting pedophiles etc is really throwing me into a permanent state of rage and bloodlust. Something’s gotta give

Solo Ringo Starr

Not to be The Woker, but OBSESSION would’ve been better if a woman directed it

ME, IN A MYTH: sorry about injuring you. in repayment for the damages, here's some grain CAT: thanks. this is either adequate or insufficient in a way that will work out poorly for you ME: that's what makes this a myth CAT: it's what makes this a myth

The news seems constantly preoccupied in figuring out if some people in a country of 300 million people have bad opinions

I sometimes feel insane that we don't constantly talk about the time Labour gave a black guy who was poised to unseat Nigel Farage the sack because he was a better poster than Keir Starmer

One time I brought in a Bop-It to a grad school seminar and my playwriting professor banned it on account of the Bop-It being “dramaturgically incomprehensible”

Justice Bar (1997-1998): A milk chocolate bar loaded with crispy rice, noted for being significantly thicker and richer than Nestle Crunch. Released to celebrate then-Atlanta Braves outfielder, David Justice

Someone got off their machine at the gym and started chowing down on the Gregg’s sausage roll they brought

This is exactly the phenomenon I was discussing in my thread yesterday (will attach below). Even if you can show a video is faked with AI, some people just don’t care - as long as it supports what they want to believe.

These things are lethal-force roombas

They're clearly just pivoting into pure ragebait for engagement at this point. Probably always the plan. Stop sharing or engaging with this shit in any way. Definitely stop quote-posting it!

There are approximately 2.8 million trans people in the US. That means FOURTEEN PERCENT of American trans people have moved across state lines in the past 18 months.

Kier Starmer has my vote for governor of the proud state of Wisconsin

we americans need a new british invasion (nationwide Greggs locations)

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

You (wise, complex): I consume 100s of podcasts from all across the spectrum; when you're not in a bubble you see the far left is as bad as the far right. Me (fool, simple): I glance at my phone & see direct words/actions of conservatives vs leftists in practice, side by side. One is always better.

Wait what? Really?

weird how that happens immediately after Clayton Kershaw retires

Mr. Brightside was on the UK charts for nine years

there's a reason woo is comorbid with fascism and it's not because hitler specifically loved the occult, it's because magical thinking is inherently reactionary

The path forward for Labour is clear: deliver a third term for President Donald J. Trump

Anyway, I don't think we need a strong Republican Party. Or even a Republican Party at all. It's okay for parties to die. For new parties to be created. They don't have to last forever. Show me one American Whig.

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

I shouldn’t be seeing spencer pratt headlines in 2026, I’m a human being and I have rights

Luigi nooooo

just stumbled upon what might be the funniest graffiti i've ever seen

I should be working, and yet...

If theres ever any news or update about Bernie Sanders it needs to come via a brand new platform because no existing social media will do

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7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

What’s even more telling about that Obama clip is how many people immediately assume he’s blowing hot air

Good lord it’s contractions and colloquialisms, it’s not the dialects stop talking about the dialects

They absolutely thought Kansas City was an international destination because Taylor Swift had been there

The ODYSSEY dialects don’t bother me, it’s Telemachus calling Odysseus “dad”

He’s a suitor!

We asked a bank how much a game should cost and the bank said “a lot”