dark or light this glass just perfect

📓 The Fantasy Notebook is open... Ambiguous backfields are frustrating -- but understanding them is where fantasy edges are found. Commanders, Panthers, Patriots, Jaguars, Steelers, Titans, & more... Let's sort them out, @footballguys.com

Just the facts

thank you to every donor giving subs or tickets from the fantasy world if you’re going to #SFB16 live event you could walk out with one of these prizes. super generous of the FF world to support. support them back - subscribe to their sites, buy their guides, attend expo, rate/review pods

I'm so thrilled @optimusfantasy.com was in a position to be able to donate this year #SFB16 @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social #ForTheKids

This was an incredible sumo match between the two leaders of this basho. WOW.

I almost hate to say this, because I both like them and they're Canadian... but it was Sloan 😮‍💨 I'm hoping it was an off night, but they just did not have it. I actually went outside to smoke until they were done. Seether a close second. Great sound, ZERO stage presence. That's a killer seeing live

Bob Dylan is a freaking terrible performer. He treated the audience like we were bothering him. He never spoke to the audience or left the piano. He wouldn’t even let the arena show him on the screens. Honestly, it may not have even been him, just some guy playing the worst selection of his songs.

Hey everyone! The #FantasyFootball rankings platform on @optimusfantasy.com is live & we're taking applications ‼️ Rank alongside other analysts & be part of our consensus rankings 😤 Bestball, Draft, Dynasty, Rookie and Devy rankings are open. Apply now ⤵️ tools.optimusfantasy.com/rankings/apply

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

I have many students who will not ask me for help despite me helping many others during class. We work so hard to break that barrier, but one teacher responding poorly can damage a student for years. If AI can assist properly, I would welcome the help, especially in our larger classes.

We do offer cooking classes in middle and high school. However, how about parents stepping up to teach their kids how to cook?

Make a movie into a porn title: Forrest Hump

Make a movie into a porn title: How Stella Got Her Groove Packed

Down to TWO spots left!

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Ayyy! I've teamed up with @mikeonkeys.bsky.social for our #FCEliminator and we only need *3* more signups to get drafting! Be good, do good, and enter for a chance to win a FREE '27 sub to @optimusfantasy.com All the drafting, none of the weekly babysitting! scottfishbowl.com/eliminator-s...

As you would expect, this is really great work from Tommy. He’s starting a show that delves into the areas that few people are looking with some of the people who ARE looking there. If everyone else is in the middle, you win on the Margins.

#FCEliminator Get off auto PROMO *see image Donate to donorbox.org/fantasy-care... Reply to this with proof and @ both @brewpython27.bsky.social AND @allanhepworth.bsky.social OR at us in the cares discord @mithcairion AND @ff_hep fantasycares.org/discord Between 1230-2000ET today 5/13/26

Not all heroes wear capes, and I want to publicly acknowledge, in no particular order, some people who have helped me more than they will ever know. @johnbosch.bsky.social and the the team @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social @kaceykasem.bsky.social and @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social

Weekend promo for our #FCEliminator drafts. Enter today to be entered into a drawing to win a Late Round QB Draft Guide from @lateroundqb.bsky.social Sign up today 5/16 through 23:59:59 tomorrow 5/17 ET No minimum entries, promo code: LRQB scottfishbowl.com/eliminator-s...

My second eliminator is open lets get it filled quickly! Who wants to come and play against me? Use this code for a chance at a great prize too! Who wants some? @krisbelle11.bsky.social?

Beyond the BeatZ goes live tonight with fitness coach and Zumba instructor Tristan Anthony. A conversation about movement, sobriety, community, identity, and the power of choosing yourself. If you need motivation or momentum, this is the episode. 8:00 PM www.youtube.com/live/OisKGts...

¡Semana 11 de bypocalípsis en Fantasy Football! Seis equipos en descanso y muchísimos jugadores relevantes. Cinco semanas con cuatro equipos en descanso y en la Semana 12 nadie descansa. ¿Qué semana es la más complicada?

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

You don't hate these people enough, and they hate you more than you can possibly imagine.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

A little less than 6 hours to qualify for this prize. #FCEliminator

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

Sign up for the @dynastydummies.bsky.social Eliminator league and play with @jmiccheck.bsky.social and me while doing an incredible amount of good for @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social! #FCEliminator #SFB16 scottfishbowl.com/eliminator-s...

I’ve created an FCEliminator projection sheet using Mike Clay’s ESPN projections. If you’d like access just DM me a screenshot of a FantasyCares donation 5/10 onwards and I’ll send you the link 😊 Can’t send pictures in DM here but my Twitter and discord is same username, or just reply with pic here

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

Start your weekend with a fantastic convo w/ @pianow.bsky.social We talk: - #Fantasyfootball: 10 burning ?’s - John Sterling and a debate about current announcers - Baseball stories - What will A.I. do to fantasy writing? www.fantasypoints.com/media/podcas...

This was a fun show.

Very excited to announce sign ups for #FCEliminators are open! A @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social tradition in the lead up to #SFB16, FCEs match you against a celeb host in a best ball fight against weekly elimination Login to your SFB account and then sign up here: scottfishbowl.com/eliminator-s...

Hey folks, it's @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social #FCEliminators season! The league signups are open and you can come play in a league with me for charity! Click the link below, log in, and select my name from the dropdown! And sign up for #SFB16 if you haven't yet!

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This hit me so hard this week.

It is time for a temperature check on College Fantasy Football P4 Draft Values: - CFF Best Ball League - UnderDog Style Scoring - P4 Conferences only - 12 teams & 20 rounds - Only $5 to join www.fantrax.com/fantasy/leag...

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

In honor of Teacher Appreciation Week we funded 29 teacher's @DonorsChoose projects totaling over $7,000!! Thank you so much for all of your support which made these donations possible. You are all the best!

If I posted about every horrible, hateful, bigoted, sexist, racist, intentionally cruel, insanely disrespectful, and straight up evil thing he does, I wouldn’t have time to eat or sleep. It really is that bad.

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

Wednesday Night Hangout live again tonight at 930PM EST! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFrI... Maybe we'll fund some more @DonorsChoose projects! We talk about nothing and everything over a few drinks! Join us in the chat!

Going live in a few minutes to clear some @donorschoose.bsky.social oose teacher lists! www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgU9... @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social

Wednesday at 8:30 PM ET, The Game Changers goes live with @bob_lung, founder of Big Guy Fantasy Sports and creator of the Consistency Model. A conversation about his new book, consistency analytics, the future of fantasy football & all @theffexpo.bsky.social. Join in: www.youtube.com/live/3F_QXek...

Remember dynasty folks, you can’t take your FAAB with you.

Wednesday 5/6 is Teacher Appreciation Day. We want to help out some teachers by putting a dent in their Donor Choose projects. If you know any teachers (or are one) who have a Donor Choose for us to contribute please link in the replies.