Whenever I hear of whatever Russell Brand is doing, I always think that sobriety isn't right for some people.

Trivia question with cheating allowed. The winner gets a free beer if we ever run into each other. There are a combined 8 teams in the four major USA sports leagues (NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB) whose location (example: New York Giants location is New York) is not a city or state.

Are there any sickos out there who track what the projected score to make week 2 of the #SFB15 playoffs?

If you've known me awhile, you'll understand the level of irony here. My #SFB15 life is riding on Kyle Pitts and Matthew Stafford. I couldn't have made this up except I kinda did.

I had to miss the Lions game-tying drive because I'm at my mom's, and she fell for an AI video of the Capitol building burning down.

JJ. Oh, no. My man. My guy.

I kinda feel bad for JJ McCarthy. He was a 2nd round talent who a team took at 1.04. If he were a 2nd rounder, they wouldn't force him on the field through bad play.

35 minutes into #SFB15 Sunday playoffs, I have 8.58 points. Not ideal.

"Vanilla" as an adjective doesn't work for me to describe something "bland" or "boring." Vanilla is a wonderful flavor, and if I get a vanilla milkshake, no one should judge. I promise it tastes awesome.

New theory: Ozark is a Home Alone spin-off. Mr. McAllister was Omar Navarro's accountant in Chicago before crossing the cartel and being disappeared, leading to Marty Byrde taking over.

I promise I'm not even looking for a debate, but metal music is literally the best. Do not respond to this post. It's a statement of fact.

I've been pretty transparent that I haven't been doing great lately, but I just got done an interview for the job of my dreams. All the positive vibes, prayers, or whatever you do would be appreciated.

True story: I was pulled over a couple of months ago because the officer "saw me twice in a 20-minute time frame."

Pump anddddddddddddd Dump

Should Shady McCoy eventually make the Hall of Fame, and will he?

This summer, JSN was my "draft no matter the cost guy" who I, with zero exceptions, did not draft.

Kyle is Pitts

I've seen the comparison to Tebow a few times, and I think it extends more to just poor play. They both were National Champions, white, "winning personalities," with blow average arms, who wouldn't have been taken in the first round if based solely on their play on the field.

On that Dowdle run, no white paint came up to indicate he stepped out of bounds, yet they changed the call on the field. That doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

Assuming I didn't miss anything, Amon-Ra St Brown didn't receive any discipline for punching Daron Payne, while Payne is forced to sit out this game.

I had a really rough morning. I had some dark thoughts enter my mind. I say this not because I'm currently seeking any sympathy, but instead to say that not only were some "real life" friends there for me, but also some of the fantasy community. This really is a great community. Thank you all.

How is Amon-Ra not suspended? He's on tape punching a player. Just because he wasn't ejected at the time, you have it on tape. It's insane that one player is held to a certain standard and another isn't.

I'm having a really rough go of it financially. I'm happy to chat privately if you'd like to know more. If I've ever helped you in fantasy, and you have some loose change you're willing to part with, I would be forever grateful. I'm embarrassed to even post this, but it's gotten to that point.

Remember, guys. It's only wrong to punch a person if they punch you first. If you're the aggressor, it's ok.

Does this mean Whitt is fired or just taking over play calling?

If anyone sees video / audio of Trump at Northwest Stadium, please tag me in it.

I'm constantly saying "wow" watching Drake Maye play football. Dude is already a star.

I've said this before, but this Baltimore offense looks better with Keaton Mitchell than it does with Derrick Henry.

"Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit" is so disrespectful to Slipknot fans. That is Corey Taylor's mask from his album and tour "Iowa." Not only did every badmate dress differently, they also dressed differently based on which album they were on. Just kidding. Love you whoever I quoted.

I may be guilty of being a comic book nerd, but the misappropriation of The Punisher logo has to stop. The Punisher HATED cops.

Ewwwwww

Although I lean more dynasty-minded in fantasy, I find resources like @4for4football.bsky.social and @4for4-john.bsky.social 's rest of season ranks invaluable even for dynasty leagues. If you're a contender, you should lean into the contending.

I like most of you. I really do. But those of you who think a guy who got a STUPID tattoo is unfit for office are unfit for tattoos.

As someone who can't afford things, being able to afford things doesn't seem like such a radical political stance.

Cornerback defensive grades through Week 9, per PFF: * Emmanuel Forbes - 60.6 * Trey Amos - 58.3 * Marshon Lattimore - 52.1 * Mike Sainristil - 50.9 Coverage Grades: * Trey Amos - 62.3 * Emmanuel Forbes - 60.7 * Marshon Lattimore - 51.2 * Mike Sainristil - 49.5

If you're on a rebuilding team and an opponent who is contending just lost Jayden Daniels or Tucker Kraft, offer to take those players of their hands. Help them in the short term. Help yourself in the long term.

If the Rams beat the 49ers this Sunday, Matt Stafford will have a career .500 record (115-115-1) for the first time since he started his career 0-0.

I lost the number one spot in my #SFB15 division. I gained a big advantage on my number one spot in my bluesky dynasty league. Bittersweet fantasy day. Let's see how Washington can let me down

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Does anyone know why the SEA/WAS game line has swung 8.5 points?

I think that Oz guy who does the magic is gonna end up president, and it's gonna be the last chapter.

My only Halloween take is that there is no age limit on who can ask for candy. In fact, thank you to the neighborhood grandma who gave out jello shots.

Now that we're weaponizing the DOJ against our political opponents, can we launch an investigation into people who eat candy corn?

Could NFL cities known for good food have a possible home field advantage? John Bates (TE, WAS) was just on local radio talking about how much BBQ the team ate the day before. He said they were in a food coma until midday Monday.

La Mega co-hosts during sexy-time-talk: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I am not actually your father."

I've already clinched the playoffs in #SFB15. I re-gained the top spot in my division, and I'm 1.21 ppg from the top 500. I also get my 1st (Lamar) and 2nd round picks (Sun God) back from injury and bye this week.

This was in response to the Ravens and Texans being favored this week.

I'm going against a lot of Titans in fantasy. Do I even have to root I against them, or will they just take care of it themselves?

Brother, they're already dead.