Remember the billionaire who blew up his Playstation submarine at the bottom of the ocean? Remember how the days after there was a "search and rescue?" Everyone who understood oceanic pressure (or even just how deep the ocean is) knew they were dead. 100% dead. No chance of a Hollywood movie...

Gen Z challenge. Finish these lyrics: "I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate says 'FRESH' and their's dice in the mirror. If anything I thought this cab is rare, but I thought man forget it _______!"

Top-36 Superflex, TE Prem, PPR, dynasty rankings: 1) Bijan Robinson 2) Josh Allen 3) Jamar Chase --- 4) Jaxon Smith-Njigba 5) Lamar Jackson 6) Brock Bowers 7) Amon-Ra St Brown 8) Jamyr Gibbs 9) Malik Nabers 10) Justin Jefferson 11) Jayden Daniels 12) Drake Maye --- (cont)

if you were to go back to the year 1174 and tell someone that the knicks were headed back to msg with a 2-0 finals lead, i think you’d be surprised by how well they took it in stride. 2026 is the distant future to them. i’m sure they’d expect to learn some things about it that they didn’t understand

*gently places ski mask, duck tape, and crowbar back on the table* I'm not rooting for the Knicks.

At least one person remembers my podcast.

Top-36 Superflex, TE Prem, PPR, dynasty rankings: 1) Bijan Robinson 2) Josh Allen 3) Jamar Chase --- 4) Jaxon Smith-Njigba 5) Lamar Jackson 6) Brock Bowers 7) Amon-Ra St Brown 8) Jamyr Gibbs 9) Malik Nabers 10) Justin Jefferson 11) Jayden Daniels 12) Drake Maye --- (cont)

I've tossed around the idea of creating content again one day. Is there anyone following me on this platform who remember me from my podcast/articles/rankings? I don't mind starting new. I'm just curious if I still have old fans of my work.

PSA to any new writers out there - If you finish your article with a sentence like "but we'll see what happens" or "only time will tell," you can literally just delete those words and your piece will be better off.

20-0 on my 2nd try. I gotta admit, I nailed this one.

I wonder how many parents in the NY area decided to let their kids stay up as even a small part of Mamdani's "executive order." Especially after a win, it will create core sports memories for families to share. I'm not a parent, and don't have to put up with cranky morning kids, but it seems fun.

This means almost nothing for fantasy football purposes. Don't go blow your load on the wrong guy.

I was looking at redraft and dynasty rankings on a site I hadn't been aware of before. I can get behind most of their rankings, but they are SUPER low on Kyren Williams compared to how I value him. He's a low-end RB1 at worst in my opinion. In either format.

17-0 baby. Took me like 4 tries on this normal mode.

Me leaving the house two months after 82-0 comes out with a football version.

Anytime I'm "forced" to watch a kids movie nowadays, I pretty much always enjoy it. My niece is watching the KPOP movie for the thousandth time, and it's genuinely funny.

I guess I'm in. It took me awhile, but I got it. www.82-0.com/share?id=t3S...

My brother and I negotiated for hours over text and in person over Dameon Pierce a couple years ago. We both clearly overvalued him, but I kept trying. Years later, that league doesn't exist and Pierce is fighting for a roster spot. Fantasy Football trades - never a waste of time.

Really going to be interesting to see how #SFB16 strategies play out this year. I think people are going to overvalue the RBs that aren't elite. Really fun example I found of the impact of the video game scoring: Chase Brown vs Jameson Williams

I've done multiple #SFB16 mocks, and it seems like QBs are not going nearly as early as suspected. I realize other positions gets boosts, too, but it is superflex.

AJ Brown will be 29 years old later this month, but dude is known for staying in shape. Tie him to a top 5 dynasty QB, and I see him as a buy at current ADP. The price will obviously change and settle in the coming weeks/days.

Good for Myles Garrett.

I'm trying something new with my dynasty teams this year. I'm only starting players who were not drafted out of red state schools. Wait, all I got is Aaron Rodgers? This is bullshit.

A more late-stage-CBS personality does not exist. In fact, hire him as Weiss' number two.

I started my #SFB16 mock with Lamar Jackson and Jayden Danield from the 8 spot. I'd honestly feel great starting that way in my real #SFB16 draft.

Me: Trump is going to crash the economy. Them: Trump is not going to CRASH the ECONOMY. Trump:

There's almost no chance Jonathan Taylor plays in 2026 under his current contract, right? The last time he engaged in negotiations, it went into the season, and he had a terrible year statistically. Have you seen any redraft sites' rankings reflect this possibility?

Anyone want to do a Saturday mock draft? I don't feel like setting it up, but I'll participate.

Wow. PFR is really on it

I respect the office of the president like I respect the quarterback room in New York.

I'm in. Come join me.

You don't have to like Keon Coleman, and I certainly won't try to make you, but I've seen multiple articles this week saying his ADP is too high in fantasy. He's going 17th round in dynasty startups. If you don't like him for free, that's fine, but don't say his ADP is too high.

Unfortunately, the Soggy Bottom Boys withdrew from the Big Baby Boy's America celebration.

Stop! Collaborate (with the enemy) and listen (to all state sponsored media).

Give it time. It's infrastructure week.

This is my surprised face 😐

It's like a who's who of "who?"

Looking back at a rookie draft of mine from last year: 1st: Kaleb Johnson 2nd: Matthew Golden (traded) 3rd: Harold Fannin (traded) 4th: Tory Horton (traded) I'm either really good at this or really bad at this.

I was pretty proud of this post, but I knew it would only hit the nichest of crowds.

I've been releasing ranks in the middle of the night because I'm used to being bullied on the old site for ranking Phillip Dorsett as the best WR through 2040.

Dynasty QB ranks you're sure to hate: 1) Josh Allen 2) Lamar Jackson 3) Joe Burrow 4) Justin Herbert 5) Patrick Mahomes --- 6) Jayden Daniels 7) Drake Maye 8) Caleb Williams --- 9) Jalen Hurts 10) Jordan Love 11) Dak Prescott 12) CJ Stroud 13) Jared Goff ---

I'm looking to see if anyone has done any research into how important a solid QB3 is in dynasty superflex. My hypothesis is that they're underrated. Between bye weeks, injuries, and bad matchups, I'm assuming a good QB3 plays about 50% of games.

@tanoj.bsky.social Is Dameon Pierce anything more than a camp body this season?

When your niece wants to play linkin logs.

Watching Danny Go! with niece. Does anyone have any psychedelics I can borrow?

Wow. PFR is really on it

If it makes you feel any better, Dart really wasn't good last year. It was more of a vibes thing. Your vibes were just off.