I have blocked & reported some version of this account *10 times* over the last five days. It is a genuine scourge and @moderation.bsky.app needs to do something about it YESTERDAY.

This deep dive into the Afroman case is exactly what I needed today, but didn't know it.

I lost my job, oil is six dollars a gallon, my kids have measles, and secret police roam the streets, killing and imprisoning people at random. But at least now students at schools I've never heard of aren't heckling conservative speakers that I've never heard of.

This is now a 🚡 emoji stan account.

deep below hollywood, in a subterranean lab, work has already begun on michaels c.-g. jordan, the first two models having proved so successful

I’m gonna in this post by @laurenashley087.bsky.social bc til everyone of you get this we are screwed

Decided to rewatch Miami Vice for the first time since I was a teen. First thoughts: 1. That theme song still slaps. 2. Did Crockett invent the t-shirt with blazer look? 3. I didn't remember that Jimmy Smits was in this. 4. Ope, nevermind...

It is your duty to call out antisemitism when you see it. It is your duty to call out Islamophobia when you see it. It is your duty to call out homophobia when you see it. It is your duty to call out racism when you see it. It is your duty to call out misogyny when you see it. I could go on.

this is what streaming took from us.

If the AI folks want us to appreciate the technology more, they should focus first on addressing our most annoying life problems. For instance, make autocorrect less clueless about what my thumbs intended to type.

Who did this

He’s not playing chess literally. He’s not playing chess figuratively. He’s not playing chess on any level of abstraction whatsoever. I doubt he can play chess.

VERY IMPORTANT AND URGENT QUESTION: Is "molasses" a singular or plural word? (I did an internet search this morning, and at least 1/3 of the posts I read used plural verbs, implying the existence of a single "molass.")

hmm

Remember when JD Vance said Kamala Harris would send our young to die in stupid wars, and if you didn’t want that to happen, you had to vote for Trump? Seven U.S. troops have died in Trump’s war of choice. This aged like gas station sushi.

I am considering muting the names of several high-profile Senate candidates right now. I know those races are important, but they're taking over my feed here and they're in states many miles away from here.

"You know who else pivoted a table?"

We must understand that Bibi doesn't care about Israel like Trump doesn't care about America. Hamas doesn't care about Palestine like Putin doesn't care about Russia or Ukraine. It's all about power.

Timeline Cleanse ⚜️🎶⚜️💙⚜️🎶⚜️ Sister Rosetta Tharpe guitar solo

In John 18:19-24, I can't help but feel some real Stanley Hudson energy in Jesus' responses to Annas. (I doubt many of my congregants would get the reference, so I am sharing it here instead.)

> @benstiller.redhour.com

Good thing Trump just gave all the rich people a tax cut...

I don't think Nick Fury is going to put up with any of Kristi Noem's bullshit. I wish her well in her new endeavor, though.

RFK would eat dog

long lines to vote are both faith-affirming examples of civic interest and participation and instances of voter suppression

The DOJ's buffoonery today is giving real Monty Python vibes.

The new CEO is probably being paid a lot of money to miss the very simple answer: get woke again.

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

Somewhere there's a mint condition portrait of Trump.

Those pesky posts you think people forgot

It’s okay to not weigh in deeply right away on complex topics where you’re lacking more info.

Trump, on election night 2024: "I’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop wars."

Last year Seth Meyers made a supercut of Trump promising that he wouldn't start neverending wars in the name of "nation building." Can we make republicans watch it, Clockwork Orange style, until they realize they've been conned?

BREAKING: Another person has died in ICE custody, per required notification to Congress. The deceased had a history of severe medical complications, was detained for over a year, and didn’t receive necessary care.

When I was a teen my mom taught me to make rice in the microwave and then when I moved out I set my rice on fire because my lone microwave safe dish was too small (the water boiled over, and then the little bit that was left boiled away, and then the rice burned into a charred smoking lump)

I made my wife a birthday cake and learned my dog loves frosting. .

I want to care about the world, but I am too exhausted for real news. Please soothe my melting brain with tales of your worst cooking or baking disasters. Bonus points for photos of the wreckage.

I don't think people have really grappled with what the mass decline of violent crime in the US has meant for the economic ecosystem of superheroes, which is rapidly approaching a demographic cliff, as street-level crimefighting becomes a thing of the past, and avenues for promotion dry up.

This is the worst case scenario occurring at almost all turns. - Tased and struck over misunderstanding - Stays in jail for a year because of slow wheel of justice and ICE fears - PD screws up in releasing him - Border Patrol release catastrophically screwed up - PD blows off missing persons report

Sam is often a dirty dirty seat stealer, but this time he's disabled access to my notes so I shan't be too annoyed. Instead I will sit on the floor and drink another cup of coffee before attempting further work.

The comments here are the kind of tangential diversion that my brain was craving.

Clergy friends, This thread is chock full of juicy ideas, if you're considering some graft or malfeasance in the workplace.

There's so much delicious heresy that could be spread that actually helps people. Why can't pastors like...do that? Say the wildest stuff on the pulpit...for good. SHAKE THE TABLES!

No more restoration... Let's be bad to bad people and mean it

there are so many new abuses we could do together ... Lets buy a grocery store and manipulate the local economy by selling everything at cost and dont' tell anyone

For the win. Now you get to read the credits in the style of my choosing.

apparently we're getting a new Highwomen album

God’s Plan For Ethan Was The Vaccine

it’s time for a total and complete shutdown of congressional metaphors until we can figure out what the hell is going on

There is literally no excuse. Unlearn that shit. Do the work. It's not hard.