I won’t say the MacBook Neo is perfect, but I will definitely say it is good, and a good value. Most of the complaints about things that have been scaled back or left out are less about what is a must-have for a laptop, and more about an implied belief that a MacBook Air shouldn’t cost $1000+.

The young person in front of me in the checkout line was wearing the same continuous glucose monitor I was, but I somehow resisted the urge to say, "How do you do, fellow diabetic?"

We find the defendant not guilty by reason of insanity in the membrane, your honor.

I put the sham in shamrock. 🍀

If you knew enough to tell the difference between the facts and the hallucinations, you wouldn't need to ask a chatbot about it.

Looking for some of that south-of-the-border flavor? Try our authentic Minnesota cuisine!

I am making great progress clearing out my email inbox. I am really filing on all cylinders.

Death came for Chuck Norris. Once.

Why does Dubai fill their chocolates with pesto?

New in #Overmorrow: "The MacBook Neo: This feels like cheating." MacBook Neo takes are like assholes—I am one. Wait, that's not what I m— www.overmorrow.tech/the-macbo...

When the man who did business crimes and sex crimes and political crimes goes to war, you get war crimes. Q.E.D.

If I want to learn SQL, do I have to start with the first one?

A lot of the PCs that are being compared to Surface Neo are Snapdragon X machines. And rightfully so—I think it's fair to say Qualcomm and Microsoft have finally done it. Snapdragon X is the real deal, and competitive with Apple Silicon. But *just* competitive. Not the same thing.

When your brakes start squeaking, it's a sign your brakes needs service soon. When your brakes STOP squeaking, it's a sign your brakes need service immediately.

Your computer will restart in 5 minutes to install critical security updates. [ ] Restart now [ ] Postpwn

God damn it. I think I just heard a Pink song that I don't hate. The world really is broken.

Time is a flat circle (GMT+2πr)

Barista: What's a good name for your order? Me: I would just call it "my order."

I ate too much Thai food and now I have heartburn. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

The panopticon adds ten pounds.

Hippocrates' advice to hairdressers: "First, harm no 'do."

Bible scholar: Today, we'll take a look at some other eschatological texts... Me: Excuse me? I thought this was going to be about the End Times. I have to be honest, I'm not really that into poop.

This is one of my all-time top five favorite films, but I can't find a single thing here to argue against.

Kiss my ass, I'm Irish. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

LEPRECHAAAAAAAUUUNNNN!

Me, winking: Let's make this coffee a little more Irish, shall we? [adds cabbage]

When Irish eyes are smiling, Irish mouths are looking.

World War I was ignited, in part, by the assassination of Marmaduke Franz Ferdinand.

Just accidentally put my jeans in the wash with my AirPods case still in the pocket (I was wearing the AirPods themselves at the time). No only is the case still functional, but I found out it was in the wash because IT WAS STILL CONNECTED TO MY PHONE VIA BLUETOOTH WHILE FULLY SUBMERGED.

It's Shamrock Shake season! Come into McDonald's for a limited time for an exclusive St. Patrick's twist on being told that our ice cream machine is out of order.

Bruce Wayne inviting Selina Kyle back to his swinging Batchelor pad.

“War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength. Silver is Sky Blue. Gray is Indigo.” –Apple Marketing

As much (and as much positive) as I've posted about the MacBook Neo, it probably sounds like I'm shilling for it. Make no mistake: I have not made a single recommendation. My point is not that you should buy this computer. My point is that you shouldn't underestimate it.

[flashback montage of Hanna-Barbera cartoons] "Step aside. I've trained for this."

It is my general observation that the people who are most into observing the "drinking holidays" are also the people who least need the excuse of a holiday to drink. #StPatricksDay

I won’t say the MacBook Neo is perfect, but I will definitely say it is good, and a good value. Most of the complaints about things that have been scaled back or left out are less about what is a must-have for a laptop, and more about an implied belief that a MacBook Air shouldn’t cost $1000+.

Stages of #Firefly grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance 6. Waiting twenty years 7. Hope.

Sic semper tyrannosaurus.

Safety first.

MacBook Neo might be the most repairable Apple laptop in years. daringfireball.net/linked/2026/...

With AI, your possibilities are limited only by your* imagination. * ~ "your" meaning the people whose work we stole to train our model, not the user

Your PC needs to reboot to install a critical disruption to your context.

Call me old-fashioned, but a website trying to create passkey upon login without asking first seems like an overreach.

With AI, your possibilities are limited only by your imagination*†‡. * ~ and your ability to tolerate bullshit † ~ oh, and the usage caps we impose ‡ ~ also by how long until our investors shut us down because we can't show a profit

Converting °F into radians, just to fuck with the scientists.

Them: Adventure is calling! Me: [taps "send to voicemail"]

.oeN, olleH #MacBookNeo

The Notional Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm wording.