'Broken Windows theory,' my latest #Overmorrow essay. The malware is coming from inside the building. Subscribe here for free (or read without subscribing): overmorrow.tech/broken-window... #tech #Windows#techn#Windows

No, that's Elphaba. Ephebophilia is the largest city in Pennsylvania where the Phillies, Flyers, Eagles, and Sixers play.

I thought Ephebophilia was that green lady from ‘Wicked.’

QAnon, PizzaGate, anti-trans propaganda, online safety bills—none of it has *ever* been about protecting kids. None of it. If it was, Republicans wouldn't be arguing about what age it becomes ok to traffick and rape someone.

‘Lukewarm Regards.’ The name tag and the paper hat aren't what make you a professional. Read my latest #Overmorrow essay here (and subscribe for free): overmorrow.tech/lukewarm-reg... #newsletter #tech #ai #branding

MAGA screens are all HD because 4K is one too many.

'I don't want AI to sit on my face.' Remember, when you make a double entendre in the virtual world, you make a double entendre in real life. Read my latest Overmorrow essay here (and subscribe for free): overmorrow.tech/i-dont-want-a...

MAGA screens are all HD because 4K is one too many.

This would probably get more attention if I had an English accent and told everybody my name was Zed Itron.

‘I Hope This Email Finds You Parched,’ by me. I ordered you a water, but Sam Altman drank it. overmorrow.tech/i-hope-this-...

Technically, Frankenstein’s monster comes from the Ingolstadt region of Germany. Everything else is just sparkling revivified corpses.

Feel the meh and do it anyway.

I have many soup bases in my pantry. I'm a bouillonaire.

I'm not working so much as cosplaying as professionally competent.

Let’s talk about the mastodon in the room.

I've had a rule of thumb with every remote job I've had that I DO NOT add the IT support number to my phone. Oh, you guys want to be responsible for administering my machine? Then you are responsible for keeping it working. If you brick it, I have no way to call you. YOU figure it out, hotshot.

If you work in corporate IT and you've locked down Device Manager in Windows, if someone's wi-fi stops working at a moment when it would be inconvenient for them to reboot, it's on you if they never do any work for the rest of their career.

In the 1990s, my Nebraska high school's version of supporting girls in STEM was renaming Home Economics to Family & Consumer Science.

Google, always watching me online with their googly eyes.

Thank you for applying. At this time, we will be moving forward with other candidates, but we will definitely keep your resume on file. You know, as a sort of cautionary tale.

"Clean as a whistle?" Do you know how may germs there are in whistles?!

Rome wasn't burned in a day. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

Oh, shit—I forgot to be successful!

We'll cross that bridge when we dot those i's. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

Prime Day returns on October 7th, and this is the hottest deal yet: save 100% of the price of any item on Amazon BY NOT BUYING IT. Follow me for more money-saving shopping tips!

Celebrated the (almost) four-year-old's birthday yesterday, and my father-in-law's today.

Three days of colonoscopy prep is a lot like a near-death experience—your entire life* flashes before your eyes†. * ~ everything you ate recently † ~ butt

Pumpkin spies lot, eh? 🎃🕵️‍♀️

Bluesky has a built-in spelling and grammar check feature. As soon as you push the button, you'll be able to see all of the things that are wrong with what you wrote. The button is marked "Post."

The CIA recently resumed waterboarding, because an internal review found that their other enhanced interrogation technique, playing iHeart Radio podcast ads, was too inhumane.

Oh, yeah? Well, could someone who was emotionally damaged do THIS?! [posts]

The two biggest misconceptions about Mastodon are that it's hard to understand, and that it isn't hard to understand.

Hide and go seek and ye shall find. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

Cybertrucks really do look like dumpsters. Especially when you look through the driver-side window.

I said I have a joke about recursion, but it's really just three trench coats in a trench coat.

Kicking the can down the road and taking names. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

Nobody currently pays what "AI" actually costs to run. Whatever value you imagine that you or any company you know of is getting from ChatGPT, put a dollar value on it. Now divide that by four, because OpenAI's net losses are three times their revenue. www.techinasia.com/news/opena...

"Mm. Around, will you fuck. And out, will you find." –Yoda, admonishing Luke not to confront Vader in Cloud City

My toxic trait is that whenever I hear the word "islander," I nod and say, "There can be only one."

Like trying to fit a square dance in a round hole. Wait. Let me start over. #WaitLetMeStartOver

Her: You need to be careful, you're under the influence. Me: I am? Her: You just had Propofol! Me: *pfft* Would somebody under the influence do THIS?! [holds up phone showing seven public social media posts about colonoscopies and poop]

Me: So, Doc, how did my colonoscopy look? Gastroenterologist: Inside you there are two wolves.

SCENE: Outside the closed bathroom door, the morning of the colonoscopy. Someone inside the bathroom is whistling Billy Joel's 'River of Dreams.'

It's easy to remember that October is the eighth month because it starts with "Octo."

"This site uses cookies." What, are you trying to kill me? I'm diabetic, you insensitive fuck.

I always get confused—is the biathlon twice in one athlon, or every other athlon?

Preserving humans to harness the electricity generated by brain activity makes no sense. A more believable premise for 'The Matrix' would have been that the machines enslaved humanity because they realized that no one would be able to solve captchas if they didn't.

Cybersecurity Awareness Month, sponsored by Cyberdyne Systems.

Grab a linear algebra textbook, and as you read, ask yourself if a computer that could do matrix multiplication would have a mental experience. If the answer is "no," consider: what if it did A LOT of matrix multiplication? Still no? That's why I say ChatGPT doesn't have a mind.