Honey, we’ve got perfectly good “Jesse Plemons holds a high earning bald diva hostage movie” at home!

“Should we run a democrat who… isn’t?” should not count as a serious question.

Where's that guide for medical self-advocacy? Doctors have had me running in circles for too long, i can't take it anymore.

If I’m the first to say The Long Walk walked so The Running Man could run, would that make it less annoying? I’m thinking no.

THANK YOU to whoever put @maximumgraves.bsky.social on my timeline today, this shit is increeeeddible

It’s almost as if the people calling liberals alarmists were knowingly full of shit!

So funny that the stars of the DCU are Superman and this dude who accidentally killed an entire squad of revolutionaries TWICE.

ALL RIGHT, I DID IT. here's one more lil gofundme to help me buy a car so I won't have to bike to work through snow and ice this winter. please toss a coin and/or share the link if you can! and thank you so much for all the help last time! gofund.me/4a74f8cbe

If you have EVER enjoyed porn and NEVER paid for it you’re something worse than a creep.

I think certain TV shows are telegraphing plot twists on purpose, so the fans generate content about how obvious it is, and then how obvious it WAS.

Finally! I’ve broken through the glass ceiling for old, white men hoping to work in animation. Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.

We’re all very lucky there isn’t a real gene belcher because his Halloween costume this year would be Bari Vanilla Weiss

Nobody has to like it but the best way to spell an average burp is DEBT

If Ultimate Black Panther comes to a close, is 616 T'Challa going to get an ongoing title again? Look, I'm not even saying this for me. The character has been out of my hands for more than a year now. But the lack of a BP title, a grown black man having a title, doesn't sit right with me.

Suspending Erin Biba, a Jewish woman for this skeet is nasty work. Between this and intentionally misreading Link’s use of a meme as a threat, bsky mods are more than willing to ban based on the Spirit Of The Law for *some* posters but never Jesse Singal. bsky.app/profile/aman...

Shirt that says “if you can read THIS, I’m the bitch that fell off”

Wild that CBB is SNL’s secret sauce to the extent that I heard the host say “Juan jamon”

This exact thing happened to me at least once

I like yogurt and granola when cereal is too fast.

Have we tried “Gavin Newsom when he’s trying” with “not Gavin Newsom”???

This is still true and the mods would do well to remember it

friends with large accounts, I'm not going to pester you personally but just generally speaking, I would sure appreciate a signal boost on this thing. We seem to have leveled out, and since this is a one-shot (won't be in bookstores) I'd like to get it out there as much as possible.

Can the TV lady marriage me

quoting Mein Kampf from memory but shaking my head the whole time so the people who know me primarily as the author of Harry Potter know I disagree with it

“…people who have been jerked away from their actual jobs so they can be lectured about potbellies and love handles while being urged toward domestic violence by a pair of shvitzy television hosts…”

The only famous comedian who should be in Saudi Arabia is Bugs Bunny after making a wrong turn

Just realized how fucking dark it is that THIS dude is doing the Riyadh comedy thing, holy shit

we've got like 20 something videos planned rn so pleeeeeeeeease help us to actually make that viable

My birthday is tomorrow, and all I ask is that you share this around. Or hey, maybe let people know if you like my work. lanelloyd.crevado.com

i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

I don’t see anyone talking about it but Gen V’s really doing a “attempting to ‘smear’ a person who attacked a conservative media star as trans” plot. Not like, prescient but pretty crazily on the money.

Hey why isn’t it Rubix CubeS?

I think we can all be glad “orgasms” isn’t spelled with a U.

Found this on instagram, apparently edited by Nova Taylor, and DEAR LORD

WAKE UP EVERYBODY FRANCAVILLA INKED AND COLORED MIGNOLA

I think this one thing is actually seven things. As in, seven consciousnesses sharing the one eye and THEY take over organisms.

I have a pretty strict rule about only boosting GFMs where I know the person directly. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social has been a friend for ten years, only partly because she’s an elite poster. She’s been sued for posting and is trying to cover all the associated fees.

Inside you there are two perfectly named rap albums

Comedy is legal again!!

Finally, a TV show that entirely consists of people saying “WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?”

Take it from me, CryptoCraig, AI is inevitable technology that will only increase in popularity!

In a better timeline, Charlie Kirk and all of his ilk would have continued to be called “weird” by every card carrying Democrat until the day they died, because it is fucking weird for your life to revolve around fantasies of mass incarceration, depriving people of their rights, and race war.

Remember when Kid Rock said *checks notes that say ‘I can smell a pig from a mile away’* You know what? I gotta go.

Incredible the Clipse album is so good Kendrick is the FOURTH best feature.

Watching Nope again and Jean Jacket definitely laughs at OJ right after this. The thing shits on his house then farts on his car, it’s taunting him.

I’m so sex perfect it’s like - barf!

If I see four or five more last chance deals, I’m gonna get suspicious.

Tom King gets to command James Gunn's filmic universe like he helped design the invasion of Iraq. Gretchen Felker Martin makes some tweets and all of the sudden DC comics can't defend it's writer. But they'll take that money from Preacher reprints, and Alan Moore reprints. Don't work with DC