I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!

Unknown to most historians, William Tell had an older and less fortunate son named Warren.

“Tell me, Margaret. ... Am I a butthead?”

The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!

“Hey! You kids! … Can’t you read?”

Happy 80th Birthday to Ernie Hudson, whose many acting credits include HOLD IT, THIS GUY IS 80? WHAT????

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the first cut of Star Wars the Phantom Menace (“George’s OG Cut”) had a ticking clock in the corner “Countdown til Jar Jar Binks is 18 Space-Years Old” what can I say man times were different back then

I’m just glad his old best friend Jeffery isn’t here to see this.

I feel like I am looking at a five dimensional object

Mandatory viewing.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters

“Igor! Get that Wolfman doll out of his face! … Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre.”

If the royal family really gave it shit they’d make everyone have to call him “Andy” too.

This used to happen to me a lot because I shared the same name as a shitty former Congressman. Got a lot of invites to speak at events that I gladly agreed to attend. I often encouraged them to promote the fact that “Tom Reynolds” would be there. www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

Finally some good news!

“It’s Weekend Update, with your hosts Mike O’Shea and Colin Jokes.”

We're kicking off Halloween Month™ with the scariest thing you can imagine: The Boogeyman. He's always lurking in the shadows, in your closet or under your bed, so there's a good chance he'll grab you and kill you one day. Listen to this episode so you know what to expect when it happens to you.

A genuinely brilliant actor stuck in a hell of his own making.

Billy Joel’s most sinister hit was released on this day in 1983

Less redpilling of today's youth, more SEARSPILLING

The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post

fucking brutal

I’m still waiting for an explanation of the three times that Mr Bean is seen walking across frame in the Epstein jail video. What was he doing there?

Another L for the worst Superman.

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

watching CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD and had a chuckle thinking about the in-universe tell-all book about the aides who knew president ross was the hulk the whole time

This is exactly the kind of ethical you expect to see published in the New York Times magazine. 10/10. No notes.

i have said this before but this is why it was and is important not to ignore the “NPC” language. these people really believe that other human beings are not real, with all the consequences that flow from this

I’ll bet this news cycle is very stressful for Elon! Some additional substances, taken in the absence of medical advice, should sort that right out!

imagine hearing this guy's voice coming from a drone as you are actively drowning to death

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is if your dog has diarrhea.

Looks like someone built a new AI tool for podcast bookers. Very natural segue…

Batman and Superman

this guy looks like mr. bean wearing a disguise

to the tune of Pink Pony Club

What if the new pope is too shy to come out?

Thunderbolts was really good but unfortunately definitively confirmed that David Brooks exists in the 616 universe.

I didn't think book covers could get creepy than Communion, but I was wrong.

Not the best guy to learn rules from.

We’re hearing reports that newsreader and celebrity friend Gayle King discovered one of those Alien vs Predator pyramids on the far side of the moon and touched a cool-looking glyph which shot some sort of beacon into deep space.

"I didn’t want the mayor to blow up the city like he mentioned many times; I just wanted him to fix the old bowling alley like he promised in passing once. I’ve seen all the attacks online. You use the mayor’s own clear statements of purpose against me just because I consciously chose this."