My mood right now

He forgot that Congress is a thing. TBF, Congress also forgot that Congress is a thing...

Holy shit wut?

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social

Fake Pews.

NEW: We're asking the full Third Circuit Court of Appeals to reconsider a panel’s 2-1 decision that would let the government re-detain Mahmoud Khalil in retaliation for his protected speech. The government can't punish people just because they don’t like what they have to say.

I remember in 11th grade my history teachee casually pointed out that light skined Black Americans were a thing because of enslavers raping the women who they enslaved and that fucked me up.

Mockler: So your theory, first of all, is that Cricket walked in on Bryon Noem in the act, saw too much, and that’s why Cricket had to meet this unfortunate, tragic ending? Moskowitz: Dogs know all our secrets. Cricket knew.

I don't care one bit what Bryon Noem does in his life consensually & privately. The Noems don't need prayers. I care that Kristi Noem set up concentration camps. I care that Trump is doing everything possible to drive trans kids to their deaths. I care that Trump raped children #RemoveTrump

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This is like pretending your team won the Super Bowl when they didn’t make the playoffs

"Serial cosplayer 'blindsided' by secret crossdressing husband" Some headlines are just too perfect.

The ruling "would enable a future Congress to resume funding public media if it chose to do so" & "establishes the right of local public media stations that take federal subsidies to make their own programming decisions without government pressure," @davidfolkenflik.bsky.social & Scott Neuman report

Hi everyone, please allow me to show you the dog who didn’t think dogs were allowed to live in houses 16 months ago.

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

I’m going to vomit. We’re being held hostage by these psychos

After starting a war that is now out of control, Trump is focused on what's really important to him.

Trump is mad online about the ballroom

Knowing the way he operated his business, back when he had one that built something. he'll attempt to ignore the Court ruling & build anyway.It's what he did for the f1st Trump Tower.Told by NY Historical Soc to preserve the art from Bonwit Teller's historic building.He destroyed the friezes.

This is Molly. She was finally found a week after her human fell down a 180-foot waterfall while hiking together in New Zealand. Her human was badly injured and rescued by helicopter, but Molly was missing. A week later, Molly was found at the base of the waterfall and reunited with her human. 14/10

please help 💜 "I need $100 urgently. Please help me. 🥹" gogetfunding.com/palestinian-... Gaza Verified ✅

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I converted to Catholicism last week. Here's why the Pope's criticism of the war in Iran is wrong.

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Russia is assisting in an open shooting war against the United States. Efforts by people to assist them now, including in our own government, would seem to qualify as treason under the "aid and comfort" passage.

Having mastered epidemiology, Russian history, bridge safety, submarine design, balloon dynamics, toilet paper supply chain logistics, and elementary Farsi, I'd like to point out what I think are a few bugs in the Claude source code....(1/67)

Lack of any filter is an indicator of increasing dementia.

IMAGINE

And also, this is the difference between someone with lived experience and a point of view vs. someone who can only parrot progressive taglines.

Yall, she's running against Platner too. Look at how easy it is for a candidate not to suck when they authentically champion progressive policies. Please give her platform a look, support if you can, and if youre in Maine, a vote.

A fixed schedule for Supreme Court appointments would reduce political manipulation and make the Court more representative. bit.ly/4bZbVIk

Only the best people

Bryon Noem having a ‘bimbofication’ kink was not on my 2026 bingo card, but I suppose it could’ve been the free square for basically any of them.

Plot twist: The Kristi Noem we all see, the one with the caked makeup, silicone lips and hair extensions is actually her husband.

This rendering of the inside of Trump's proposed presidential library is wild. It reminds me of the gold statue of Turkmenistan's dictator. How appropriate. Seems odd to build a whole library for someone who has never read a book, even the ones he purports to have written.

Gas is actually in the $5.60-$6.80/gallon in Los Angeles, still way too high. Also, Chevron is always really high.

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

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Update from the land of the free:

RUBIO: “Imagine if Iran spent billions on its people instead of weapons... They’d have a much different country.”🤔😕 Unreal. @marcorubio Do you even hear yourselves? Your shameless hypocrisy is killing us

Start with Tesla.

"...recovered two kilograms of raw cocaine, street value $140,000, six handguns and 150 rounds of high-caliber ammunition. Seven suspects will face a possible total of 340 years for possession with intent and gun charges." We are winning the drug war. Because Dope On The Table.

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In this time of higher energy prices, please consider car sharing…