90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

Survived The Horrors

Witnessing The Horrors today (Starting new job)

Bnuy

It’s a passion of mine. I’m not doing it for the money

Ian Fleming might have made the world’s first trillionaire this evil, but only Philip K. Dick could have made him such a pathetic drug-addled loser, desperate for attention and adulation but incapable of human relationships, and now terrified to go out in public.

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

In its sights

Lil bun bun cutie at the wetlands place today.

Woke: jailbreaking your kindle so Bezos can't control you Bespoke: jailbreaking your kindle so you can have memes as your screensaver

im putting together a team

Monadnock mentioned!

Torrey Peters' Stag Dance is one of the best pieces of fiction I've picked up in a hot minute and I cannot recommend it enough.

I genuinely think my time in A Certain Fandom has permanently damaged my brain bc I feel rage every time people suggest A Certain Actor for every. Single. Slightly nerdy role or project HES NOT EVEN A GOOD ACTOR OTHER ACTORS EXIST SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Genuinely the funniest shit I've seen all week

This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"

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Last night I took one of satans gummies and learned what it's like to have a slow motion panic attack and wild mood swings about how much you hate the Toronto maple leafs simultaneously. Do not recommend. I have never been more fucked up in my life

every single one of your film sicko friends is having a great day rn thanks to The Devils re-release

Tom Brady jumpscare at the grocery store

AI burn in hell challenge Job interview scheduler is automated and the people don't know anything about anyone interviewing so I went through a ton of anxiety for nothing

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happy alien day. xenom, gouache on paper

This entire short is brilliant, and very relevant in today's moment as well.

Yeah we're into cursed videos from the 2000s now. Sharing them in various file formats, plugging USBs into televisions and so forth. There's a few good YouTube channels with the stuff but availability isn't consistent. "Keep sharing the tapes" ha ha. We're all dying in horrifying & inexplicable ways

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

I like bugs too much and the climax of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep hurt my feelings LEAVE THE SPIDERS ALONE THEY'RE FRIENDS

Witnessing The Horrors today (filing paperwork at the courthouse)

One of the things starting a book club this year has made me realize is how much I love literature that's about literature and genre as much as it is about storytelling. Grabs me every time. Highly recommend starting a book club with a couple close friends, it's been really fun

Disney made the movie Frozen so when you googled "Walt Disney frozen", it would show results for the movie instead of the urban legend that Walt Disney cryogenically froze his head

boycotting things is so easy when you are poor, people are like dont buy_____! and im like ok! on it! 👍(had no money to do so anyways!)

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

It will never not make me sad how unknown jiri trnka is. literally my favorite puppeteer ever. if there were any justice in the world he'd be held up on a pedestal as high as aardman or laika

My greatest fantasy is to be someone that doesn't get migraines when it rains

"Why are our ratings shit?" Asks professional hockey league that absolutely refuses to put a single game in the first round of playoffs as a national broadcast

Trnka's "Midsummer Night's Dream" film is literally one of the most gorgeous works of cinema I've ever seen, and his storybook illustrations and paintings are also *sublime*

Fun fact! There's a whole community dedicated to jailbreaking and modding kindles. You don't need to settle for this. kindlemodding.org

Local library my beloved

Bring back sheva !

Idiot

SO EXCITED TO WATCH PWHL ON TV TODAY FIRST NATIONAL BROADCAST FUCK YEAH

Listening to audiobooks about queer history that refuse to use the word queer make me hate that fucking acronym more and more ITS SO CLUNKY THERES ALREADY A WORD YOU CAN USE INSTEAD

Here's the thing: all the very best indie games you've ever played have had 'no budget', and having no budget is what leads devs to think of clever, innovative workarounds. If you shortcut the problems, you won't find the creative solutions. 'No budget' is the crux from which all creativity flows

Not to be parasocial but does Pasta know I love him

She got out for a few days but she's home now