How was everyone’s yesterday?

i think it’s funny when people call for the immediate abolition of religion using the “opiate of the masses” quote bc like. wrenching a hospice patient off of morphine is a comically bad idea

It blows my mind how many of you are still ready to embrace the most virulent conservative the very moment they say something mean about Trump, despite the abject cowardice and failure of every “Never Trumper.” Weeping, thumbing through the Joe Walsh tweets you printed off in 2018.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.

What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation. To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears I’ve come to slander Caesar, not to glaze him

I don’t watch baseball but I’m glad that those who do are suffering for their poor decisions

After leaving HBO Max earlier this year, ‘Looney Tunes’ is a hit on Tubi, the company says, and popular across generations. It should be a model for every classic cartoons trapped in streaming limbo.

women are about 78% of the healthcare workforce in america. i know people know this but it’s always worthwhile to state it outright. not only is it gendered to underpay healthcare workers but men who get “caught up” in it are undervalued for doing female-coded work. same with teachers.

ikea or something

yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his pathological hunger for lasagna; didn’t realize he’d kicked odie off the end of the table

So cool that the two of the three main mayoral candidates for by far the largest city in the country are peddling talking points engineered by a satirical character named “Lieutenant Shithead” 64 years ago

I would keep him in his own special room and call him my Creature

Just learned the difference between a croque monsieur and a croque madame is an egg and it’s named that because the egg looks like a ladies fancy hat. That’s when society worked, when we were all putting little hats on sandwiches.

I don’t violate the law, I engage in consensually non-consensual sexual activity with it

The true rebellious spirit of the counterculture: demanding everyone sit together in an office

the part about that “i love hitler” groupchat is that it’s not surprising that all young republicans are nazis, this is just the average rightwinger these days. they’re all extremists who love every extreme position possible and everyone needs to realize that

I was going to post a funny but fucked up joke, but I got almost 1000 new followers overnight and who knows if they are Joke Understanders

imagine buying a dogshit truck to compensate for your dogshit cock and then finding out that women hate both and that you’re losing custody of your kids

You can block Will Stancil. You can live a life free of madness.

Did one of you put me in a starter pack again

I hate to defend the poster’s strike but the reason that people posted like dorks for a few days is because your social media site was so ill-conceived that it allowed users to make profiles with “nigger” in the handle, and so poorly moderated that it didn’t do anything about it after people did so.

If Dems win in 2026, we need hearings to publicize the abuses by federal law enforcement. Then pass a bill creating a path to sue for those abuses. Trump will veto it. Let him. Let the public see these videos & hear from victims, & then learn there's no way to hold the abusive officers accountable.

Yeah like remember when everyone harassed the mods into fixing the “slurs in handle” loophole? To this day you can still find people with “bsky.team” in their handle 🤢 disgusting

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Old BlueSky was funny because if you were like a mildly attractive millennial who posted 6/10 jokes then you were treated as a pillar in the community and got to live like a minor feudal lord until the masses inevitably hanged you in the town square

Every pundit who took at face value the idea that the Right sincerely cares about free speech, or ideological diversity, or in fact has any principles at all, should be wearing a dunce cap and writing a lengthy mea culpa right now. Not for our catharsis but for public awareness at least

They're openly saying they want to sacrifice LGBTQ people and the planet to appease fascists. This is not only a losing strategy, this is morally repugnant. Every single one of these people should be ashamed, but we know they won't because they are amoral sociopaths.

In a move that surprises no one, the “Paper of Record” uncritically ran a piece of right-wing agitprop in the name of balance and civility

Weird how this is always go to Jupiter or live in the center of the earth but not “everyone has a good union job and healthcare”, like that’s the thing that is believing in unicorns

Will you post one more take and risk getting canceled? Or take home the clout you've already won?

DC comics planting their flag on the moral high ground on the side of a white nationalist, transphobe while dutifully carrying on his rotten work in the firing of Gretchen Felker-Martin. The characters of the DC universe would find this despicable.

Pivoted so hard they affected the earth's rotation

whoever there decided that steven crowder was a reliable source and stuck with that story for nearly 24 hours after it was already debunked needs to have some sort of accountability

the wsj coverage of the shooter might be one of the worst and most irresponsible handlings of a story i’ve witnessed in the last 10 years

hi, cis folks! the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction. it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this. contact info below.🧵⬇️

did a little media criticism www.theverge.com/politics/777...

A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

I don’t use Twitter bc if I wanted to see a bunch of neckless freaks say slurs then I’d just take the train to Boston

I know jumping to politically-advantageous conclusions is just what we do now, but its still striking how many right wing folks have immediately jumped to "violent leftist," as if there hasn't been a sustained, decadelong hate campaign against Charlie Kirk from those to his right.

folks,

You know how transphobes say “they can always tell” when someone is trans bc they, as transphobes, believe strongly that someone’s birth sex will inevitably reveal itself in specific ways that adhere to their bigotry? People who think they can judge someone’s race off rip are doing the same thing.

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When you think about it, every bad thing anyone has ever done is in the past, so really who are we to judge?