michaelwave fench fy

This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.

Whenever you see Bari Weiss' name, remember: PROFESSOR REFAAT ALAREER TOLD US TO HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS MURDER! Bari Weiss made his home a target, and they killed Dr. Alareer, his sister, her 3 children, his brother and that brother's son. Bari Weiss is a proud propagandist for racist murder.

I need to resurrect Mao and give him a Glock and tell him to go have a nice chat with my landlord

famously, no previous bubble was huge and bound to cause a massive economic crash when it pops. thats why this time everything will work out

michaelwave fench fy

Four was a mistake it's so spice

I cut up four (4) habeneros without getting spicy juice into my raw nail bed from my broken nail please clap

Alright well I was peeling this onion and when I pulled off the top layer a visible cloud of onion farts burst into the air and maybe the ancient miasma theory people have a point because I'm pretty sure that was a bioweapon meant for me personally

When a recipe calls for one (1) onion, I get the biggest onion I can find, just like my hero Comrade Josef Stalin with his comically big spoon.

people really need to start talking about how epstein worked for mossad/israel. multiple epstein victims have claimed they were raped by israeli prime minister ehud barak. this shit needs to end. you are not antisemitic for pointing this out. zionism is not judaism. israel is not judaism.

Grok is this real

Thinking about the time my brother told me about his bard character the last time he played DnD. He was a halfling with a charisma of 8 and put all his points in constitution and strength. I was in awe.

try Drill Run next time #comic

I'm at #PAXUnplugged and literally walked back and forth across the whole convention center for an hour trying to find the booth I wanted to go to because no one was giving me helpful directions. I eventually figured out where to go on my own but Jesus Christ. Good news is I got my steps in I guess.

Add it to the list...

trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil

Alright! Let's actually talk about this waterfall thing. It is an amazing showcase of many things that I adore from late 90s/early 2000s graphics. I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.

I fucking hate accidentally hitting big picture mode in Steam because I don't know what options I'm supposed to do to exit back to desktop and I didn't realize that hitting the shutdown button WOULD TURN OFF MY WHOLE COMPUTER

Can't stress enough how much fun I'm having doing procgen narrative on this game and making people root for terrible things to happen to babies and immediately regretting their cheers for a drug relapse or death by crop monster.

Judge indicts neighbor for ‘Parks and Recreation’ star’s murder www.themarysue.com/king-of-the-...

edibles is actually short for edwardibles

You ever swear you bought a block of Tofu that you never ate that probably got lost on the black hole of your fridge and the thought of it is driving you crazy because at present you're craving a baked BBQ tofu sandwich? Yeah me neither.

In case anyone was confused I’m a communist and not a social democrat. Even if the whole government was social democrats I’d still be criticizing them and advocating for communism. I’ve lost a few followers for slight mamdani critique and I want everyone to understand this so they aren’t shocked

he never looks at JD that way

Its friday night baby lets get to slurping

This is so darkly fucking funny I'm gonna pass out holy shit dude

The girliepop council has been consulted and we have decided that a slurp is less than a swallow but more than a tasty taste

I'm inventing new units of liquid measurement, in order from smallest to largest: - a wine sip - a generous spit - a tasty taste - a swallow - a gulp - a drinky drink

But no resolutions condemning fascism, huh?

Folks, I'm gonna be at #PAXUnplugged ALL DAY tomorrow! I'll see y'all there!

pink dragons 🌸🐉 #art #dragon

Godzilla: The Planet Eater (2018)

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GM, CM

latest zionist pedophile news just dropped

Massie was crucial to forging the Epstein bill coalition. What he's saying here -- that Epstein had CIA and Mossad ties -- is supported by reporting, notably the excellent series at Drop Site on Epstein's as an international power broker. The mainstream media has almost entirely ignored this topic.

the mason dixon line would be better termed the “is macaroni and cheese a core thanksgiving side or not” line

Every single time this person pops up on my TL, their opinions get worse

I started my BG3 fanfic like nearly a year ago as a silly little rewrite of the epilogue and now I'm thinking about developing a full blown game pitch for BG4 I love making shit up

Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)

luckily his monuments didn't crop her out

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