Closed Guard and Chill
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what is a gec and why are there so many of them
Yeah boss, I got the song thatās going to play when you enter our toy store, really creepy and disturbing just like you asked forā¦
youtu.be/JKtqIiUBCPE?...
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Welcome To Our World Of Toys (FAO Schwarz Clock)
YouTube video by Release - Topic
https://youtu.be/JKtqIiUBCPE?feature=shared
about 9 hours ago
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5 days ago
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Me after eating 3lbs of mashed potatoes and 1 bite of turkey: uh oh, getting tired, tryptophan must be hitting š
5 days ago
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At my funeral in lieu of music please play voice clip compilations from Command & Conquer: Red Alert.
5 days ago
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Sheās serving.
5 days ago
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Corgi screwed again.
6 days ago
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Just saw someone I know post "it's inflation day!" and was like oh there's sickos everywhere but it turns out they were talking about setting up for the parade.
6 days ago
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Becoming a member of the pluribus would fix me.
6 days ago
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It's almost time. Feeding 15 people and I won't let anyone else cook any of the food because that ruins Thanksgiving for me.
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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Dry brining 6.3lbs of short rib, this is definitely the most Iāve made at one time. Marking as graphic because this is a lot oā meat and some of yall might be vegan or whatever.
7 days ago
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Men will stand in the arctic circle holding a lit stick of dynamite to avoid going to therapy.
8 days ago
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Another criminal set free by this administration.
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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if I were in charge at the DMV, all vanity plates would be subject to an additional check I refer to as the ādoes this make you look cooler or not?ā rule. Unfortunately, 99.9% of existing plates would fail this check.
14 days ago
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I feel like something lost in the Nuzzi discourse is that the worst thing about being in love with RFK is not ājournalistic integrityā or his physical deformities itās that heās a genuinely evil person. Like he is actively hurting a lot of people every day. You have to be really fād up to love that.
14 days ago
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Gen Z doctor put š„š„ emoji in my colonoscopy report when discussing my internal hemorrhoids.
15 days ago
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17 days ago
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Just to get ahead of the story, yes those are my emails with Jeffrey Epstein in the archive, but they are being taken out of context. All our correspondence was about our shared love of disturbing giant oil paintings of US presidents.
20 days ago
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I used AI to envision what my cat would look like dressed as Legolas for halloween.
21 days ago
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It's good that the dems showed how stupid and feckless they are, for a while there I was worried I had time-slipped into an alternate reality and when that happens you can unleash dimensional gremlins, it's a mess.
23 days ago
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Visiting NYC on Sunday, does anyone know if salah is mandatory when entering or exiting the city or only when I hear the adhan?
25 days ago
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They put a tube up my butt and I didnāt even get their number is this bullshit ps get screened for colon cancer itās serious.
25 days ago
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Under no circumstances should you trust a fart while doing colonoscopy prep.
26 days ago
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Just wrote in Dick Cheney for the NYC mayoral election (I live in Philadelphia)
28 days ago
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Vegita telling Cell he got strong by drinking plenty of juice is an especially hard flex because you know Vegita understands that fruit juice contains almost no protein and would therefore not be a good basis for a nutritional plan focused on strength-building.
29 days ago
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I think today is the day I start following baseball, havenāt really been paying attention so far this season but looking forward to really getting into it from now on.
about 1 month ago
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Hmm I'd say the accuracy here is really quite good.
about 1 month ago
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I don't think it's good to always skip the intro of the show you're watching. Sometimes you need to make sure it's the right show.
about 1 month ago
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Cat jumps on wife's lap and starts purring so loud I have to turn up the volume on the TV.
about 1 month ago
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Sitting for hours in front of a chalkboard staring with chin in hand deep in thought like Einstein, except the only thing on it is "HOW GAY AM I?"
about 1 month ago
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Danya. Damn. This sucks. RIP š
about 1 month ago
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Whatās it say about me that Iāve seen the musical / movie multiple times and yet whenever I hear āGuys and Dollsā my mind immediately plays the fake song from the beginning of this Simpsons clip?
youtu.be/hAsQrOLfYzY?...
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the simpsons guys and dolls
YouTube video by Evany Pace
https://youtu.be/hAsQrOLfYzY?si=QIpoQbwl1qRl4N0T
about 1 month ago
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Toasting a bagel should be a faster process.
about 2 months ago
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I wish we emphasized more in our standard discourse / education how little sense racism makes in general. It's not scientifically valid to divide people based on race, it's an outdated concept with no value other than justifying historical atrocities.
about 2 months ago
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I finally got a new instant pot (which for some reason was on sale for $70) many years after my last one broke, now Iām going to make chili, itās autumn, bitch!
about 2 months ago
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I'm so tired of the tradition of all dead generations weighing like a nightmare on the brains of the living.
about 2 months ago
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My only conservative belief is that I miss the donuts they had at Wawa before the pandemic.
about 2 months ago
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gay conversion therapist whose job is to make you gay
about 2 months ago
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I wish more people knew that in his original appearance Galactus was only around 10ft tall and he dressed like he just got back from dancing on a float at Pride.
about 2 months ago
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I felt as if millions of voices suddenly cried out, "you're gay!", and were suddenly silenced.
about 2 months ago
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Who wants to party? šš¤Ŗš“
2 months ago
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I had a major breakthrough in my weight training this year when I realized Iāve always had naturally large thighs / buttocks and so leg days were extra hard for me and I didnāt need to do them anyway so I stopped.
2 months ago
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I love talking to my friends on computer :)
2 months ago
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Closed Guard and Chill
thank u, hexed
2 months ago
me when the twinks are not being obliterated
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I think this is a lie tbh. It's 2025. We have the technology to prevent this. The Doritos people want to cover it up but the truth will get out.
2 months ago
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His widdle toof destroys me every time.
2 months ago
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What goes on in here?
2 months ago
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Calling it now, someday one of the arguments for why we canāt ban guns will be because we will lose too many jobs in the school shooting industry.
www.ideastream.org/npr-news/202...
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The school shooting industry is worth billions ā and it keeps growing
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion-dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
https://www.ideastream.org/npr-news/2025-09-08/the-school-shooting-industry-is-worth-billions-and-it-keeps-growing
2 months ago
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Good morning.
2 months ago
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The main thing we excel at as a country now is putting guns in the hands of young white male dipshits.
2 months ago
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When scholars review the history of the late twentieth century they will conclude that one cultural artifact is the key to understanding the era's zeitgeist, this song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=03_N...
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ALF: The Animated Series Intro (HQ)
YouTube video by Chris Elchesyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03_NqJFVEOc
2 months ago
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