I would love to see reporters ask the guys why they thought their fellow athletes on the women's team deserved to be joked about and laughed at.

Oh boy...

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

The strategy here seems to be to just claim everything is exactly the opposite of reality and hope people believe it.

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.

If you say “to make a long story short” 4x in one story, its a long fucking story

I did the worst thing I could do at 3 am… I ate an edible, googled symptoms and am currently fighting the “whelp… I’m gonna die soon” panic attack

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

This is of course a *not all men* post, But to men realize everything here is their fault? No women in office bc we’re “emotional” but you’re cool w this freak show You hate women & vote against us, but get mad when we don’t want to f*ck you You start wars & hurt others, that’s why. It’s not hard

*Men’s

Remember this moment. This tells you everything you need to know about the people to our south.

I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"

Happy 59th Birthday, Kurt...

Welp, insurance & groceries went up. We have officially hit the point of having to decide which medication to skip this month while surviving on PBJ & ramen. God damn it, I am so angry. I can’t wait for these stupid fucks to get hit w the consequences of their own actions.

I wanna ring the cowbells at these Olympic events. I’d be so good at it

i can’t stop laughing

Sometimes I think about how funny it would be if regular workplaces operated like sports teams. Seeing a post from my company's social media account like "Allison putting in the work 💪" and it's just a picture of me sending emails.

This is exactly what the Olympics needed!

You can vote for me for president. I’m eligible.

Link me to the GoFundMe.

I love this kid

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

👱🏻‍♀️ Hi! I want to hire you for sound 👨🏻‍🏭 You want an LED wall? 👱🏻‍♀️ No, just sound. Small outdoor area 👨🏻‍🏭 I have an 8x3 ft LED tower w rigging? 👱🏻‍♀️ No thanks, it’s a small outdoor area. Just sound and a light wash 👨🏻‍🏭 Are you sure you don’t want the tower? It would look so cool… 👱🏻‍♀️ It’s at a gazebo, bro

Diggs don’t like it when someone has their hands on his throat? Interesting.

#BillsMafia I am petty and the Diggs stat line is my SuperBowl MVP. 1 catch, 5 yards. 👏

The Patriots have lost more Super Bowls than any other team

Putin must audibly chuckle to himself at least once a day.

Watching the Olympics on the CBC (FU NBC), and boy do I miss sane people and sane broadcasting. We are blessed to be so close to a first world nation. Love you, Canada ❤️

Watching the Olympics instead like… #boycott #Superbowl #nfl #billsmafia #gobills

I enjoy rooting for our American athletes. Even more, I love seeing the world’s best athletes, from every country, coming together after lifetimes of training to compete, without hatred or malice, all hoping to win without our president later demanding they give him their medals.

I’ve decided that when I feel anxious & procrastinatey, I’ll tackle it by stress-working-out. I hung my dress in view to bully myself into doing it, & I’m force-feeding myself my new set. I haven’t been able to walk for 2 days, but did get 1 new song locked in… 22 more & 10 lbs to go 😭

My favorite recipe is walking 5 minutes in any direction in Buffalo.

I like how the picture choice makes it look like he’s hearing the news

THC is wonderful because you can spend your day going through some heinous shit and then get home and 20 minutes later all you want to do is compare mixes of Nirvana's In Utero (the 2013 is still the best) on vinyl and skeet (this one, not that one) too much.

Wtf? -30°F wind chills this upcoming weekend? Seriously? Winter must have found performance enhancing drugs.

reading your timeline like

Watching the best new artist category of the Grammys is a great way to remind myself that I’m definitely an old person now 🙃

Your friends who are sex assault survivors are having a rough week.

I get the message, but I really could use Political Cartoonists to stop depicting Lady Justice / Liberty experiencing sexual assault or domestic violence.

Live music heals the soul. Keep the flame lit.

Finally February! January was a pretty rough YEAR. February will be better.

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

She was an underrated comedic genius. It was Catherine’s idea for Moira to wear all the different wigs. She also created that accent & line delivery without telling her co-stars, so their reactions to Moira are all genuine. No one had any idea what she would say or do next. *starts rewatch 437*

“OMG I’m wearing sunglasses bc I’m in mourning, David!!” 😎 Devastated. We love you, Catherine

WHAT?! Noooooooo 😭😭

The Bills Mafia house is for sale!! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Deeply tired of these motherfuckers.

I should be so skinny rn