Agree with all of this. Great thread 🧵

This is how you live a life

Why the billionaires lost their shit under Biden

In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

I’ve been in training all week in the suburbs and drove by a restaurant with either the best or the worst ever signage.

This is an incredible photo.

Sure, child sex trafficking is bad. But did you know the Dow is doing well?

NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.

Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH. Good god what a child

There are sunsets that are less predictable than him doing this.

The Patriots have lost more Super Bowls than any other team

Your Ring camera can scam passing dogs and compare them to databases of missing dogs and that’s heartwarming and there are absolutely no sinister implications that’s why the guy in the button-down and Dockers is soothing

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."

Ring just reminding everyone why they are evil and should never use them. Recognition technology networking all of the Ring cameras together knowing that Ring already works with law enforcement? How long until ICE is using it to hunt people down?

what a shot

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

I get that it’s hard to pick one player when a defense dominates but the current MVP odds show how broken the award is

Probably the best set design I’ve seen for a Super Bowl halftime show

"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"

Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?

Took a break from a longer book I’ve been reading to read the next Rincewind Discworld book: The Last Continent. This is an example of a book where the B-Story (the senior wizards mucking about) is more fun than the main Rincewind plot, but I like that Rincewind’s stories can lead to that.

I am continuing my challenge to read more (10+ pages per day) in 2026. For my first year doing this and the books I read, please see the quoted thread. 2026 books will be replies to this post.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

NBC editing out the booing of JD Vance is a disgrace. It’s an international event. Americans have the right to know what the world is saying. NBC has bowed down to Trump.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

you know it's bad when they would rather us think that a rando staffer has unfettered access to the social media accounts of the President of the United States, where we also now know that world leaders direct message him

This rules. Kick Bovino out of every fucking bar in the country.

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

If you’re in line to laugh at the idiots who thought investing in CrimeCoin was a great life choice, STAY IN LINE. They cannot keep you from laughing at them until every last ape is gone and the slurp juice has evaporated.

From the former Poet Laureate of #Northfield #Minnesota (reportedly).

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

Money can buy happiness. If Elon Musk built a rocket and shot himself into the fucking sun that would generate massive happiness.

Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

For those keeping score at home:

ok but steak n shake is using beef tallow to fry its fries now so its basically a wash

this unprecedented momentum behind a single issue sure might be a useful fulcrum to try and wrench this country back from over the brink

James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.

Great news!

“Reminds me of Anne Frank.” Trump’s America😕🇺🇸 www.jta.org/2026/01/30/u...

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Such is the outrage in Denmark over both Trump’s desire for Greenland and disparaging remarks about NATO that one of the country’s leading newspapers devoted their Saturday front and plenty of room inside to the bios of all 44 Danes slain during NATO missions in support of the US

It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.