Maybe I’m just stoned at the halal guys…

Xavi Simons Chest. Nutmeg. Vanish.

FREDDY FERMIN SENDS THE PADRES BACK TO THE POSTSEASON!!! #PADRESWIN!!! #ISSACLINCH #FORTHEFAITHFUL

To all the scared whites: You’re more likely to run into criminals at the country club, than you are in the middle of a city.

Happy #NationalVoterRegistrationDay! We're officially 49 DAYS AWAY from the November elections. Make sure you're registered to vote & double check your state's voter ID laws!

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:

Have a great Labor Day Weekend.

Evergreen #COYS

"Johnsonville again ole ole"

When all is said and done the two most destructive forces of our time are social media and reality television.

Said it before but it bears repeating: Only AI worthy of respect-

Evergreen #COYS

To all the scared whites: You’re more likely to run into criminals at the country club, than you are in the middle of a city.

Mohamed Salah calls out UEFA for not mentioning Israeli forces killed Al-Obeid as he waited for aid at Gaza distribution center. The "Palestinian Pele" leaves behind a wife & five kids. His death means Israel has now killed 321 footballers in Gaza (players, coaches, admin, refs etc)

Athletic Bilbao fans buying Spurs merch to take to the Emirates for their match this afternoon 💀

If you are a MLS fan, and were against the Super League, you need to look in the mirror and see the problem there.

What if we left him on the roof

Sister Christian

I cracked and hunted down a video of the Sarr goal. You’re welcome.

EI > AI

Have just been made aware of the Edmund Glizzgerald

Far more cis men seeking gender affirming care than trans athletes. At least all of these boys will be infertile, so as long as we can outlast them…

It's just remarkable that the president of the United States is running an extortion racket in broad daylight and not only is the nation apparently unable to stop it, hardly anyone will even call it what it obviously is.

You!... Boy!... How many top-drawer forwards have Spurs signed today?..."

Teachers soon as they get home from school

Thomas’ Franks

First year that I’m really rooting for the aliens on Independence Day

Needed this reminder today.

Morgan Wallen fans love ICE

I love this idea

END ALL BILLIONAIRES. By any means necessary.

I will piss on your grave Ron Johnson.

We need more Rick Steves in the world.

when i buy whiskey from the ABC store, that's like the soviet union, to me.

The lab leak theory started with the Baha Men’s who let the dogs out

My only working explanatory hypothesis right now is that billionaires and authoritarians *Literally* thrive on human misery; that if people aren't suffering then all their money and power don't actually sustain them, and that cruelty & sheer horror are the only things that flow through their veins.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

welp

Is Michael King allowed at the protest on Saturday?

Torrey Pines State Natural Reserve #FlowerReport

Los Angeles, 1937 the more thing change...

I’m sorry my mental health crisis interfered with yours. I’ll try to do a better job of scheduling it next time.

Why don’t people have the same energy for Amazon they do for Target?