💯 Every. Fucking. Word.

Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌

The director of the FBI: "I don't read." His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events." www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Ice needs to be abolished

Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, IN is a Border Patrol Agent who has traveled from state to state committing extreme violence. On Jan 21, 2026 Gramlin emptied a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a prone protester at point-blank range in Minneapolis #MPLS #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

No hell hot enough

To any ICE agents lurking: Since you likely skipped class, here’s the history lesson you missed.

one day it's gonna be real.

The Insurrection Act in no way whatsoever suspends, closes, or bypasses the courts. It is not a suspension of habeas corpus. It is not martial law. It does not authorize rule by decree. It allows using troops for law enforcement but that's it. It's not an instant dictatorship switch.

CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER IT IS WORKING CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

every god damn day

Gosh wouldn’t it be a shame to report on the sexual assault and CSAM being generated on Twitter by Elon’s AI that he insists needs to be able to sexually assault children and women because muh freeze peach?

What's remarkable is not just that Trump is so loathsome and narcissistic that he doesn't care when an innocent woman is killed in a protest unless and until he finds out that her dad was a fan of his ... it's that he's so disregulated he *can't help but say so out loud*.

Trump posts an image of him planting the American flag on Greenland alongside a sign that says “Greenland US Territory est 2026”

Most profound lines in this movie

@seancasten.bsky.social I want you to know this is something your constituent (me) genuinely thinks the democratic party leadership would do, all the while deluding themselves into thinking we'll be thrilled about it. This is where I'm at. I need you to start saying things to people.

For those curious and who didn't click through, this is what this comment is responding to. It's nested up the thread and I've linked the article directly it for clarity's sake. bsky.app/profile/kare...

The Black Panthers have always been based

KINGOOOOOOOOOOO

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

I'm watching literal Nazis register to run as Democrats because they want to either (a) trick people not paying attention (b) take advantage of the good natured people believing you can change and that's why we're here now.

evergreen

???

As you already well know by now, it's all lies. Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie. All of it. Every time.

The statute of limitations for violations of federal law is 5 years. Your photographs, videos, and livestreams can be used as evidence in future cases. So while this Administration may not hold anyone accountable, a future Administration will.

The Trump admin is moving to quickly deport two men who witnessed, they say, ICE guards choke a fellow detainee to death. The admin moved to deport men right after they spoke the Washington Post. This is the death that the medical examiner has already ruled likely homicide. wapo.st/4qR1T1U

“ICE Agents in ill-fitting vests” is going to fill a very significant gap in the literature for the role of “Bad guys in a comedy film who need to have extremely funny and humiliating things done to them by plucky wisecracking kids and using the 1940s Germans would drag down the mood too much.”

Lonnie Johnson, NASA Engineer. Inventor of the Super Soaker. 🔫🫡💦

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

❤️ you, Minnesota 📹: IG melodyinminneapolis

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

White folks protesting is breaking the administration’s narrative as well. Conservatism requires in and out groups, and it’s hard for suburban white conservatives to hate the out group when the out group looks just like them.

Got a video for your feeds: Anticipated 2026 games youtu.be/1casDhW3gdU

Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @governor.ca.gov Don’t lump us in with that fucker. Also, you using this opportunity to also dunk on furries makes you a piece of shit and I don’t care who’s running against you, I’m not voting for you in 2028 if it comes down to it.

My daughter was super excited to have her first day of organized basketball tomorrow. Thanks, Trump voters

omg it's just to joy to be in the world, alive at this time, when such moronic things are happening.

Fucking rad, give 'em hell folks Here's hoping they land as badly as possible

Naaaaaaailed it

If you could go back in time a couple years and show people the sort of garbage official DHS accounts now routinely post, you'd be accused of having concocted some slanderous over-the-top parody. Just a constant stream of nakedly white supremacist imagery and rhetoric.

Stephen and Katie Miller are really working hard to be the worst.

It used to be that victims of murders in the U.S. would be smeared by InfoWars and Gateway Pundit as a way to fetishize guns and violence for ad dollars and supplement sales, with the added benefit of cozying up to far-right politicians. Now that work is done by CBS News.

This is important and, also, not not new. There were reports of this in LA, Portland, and Chicago, at least, as well.