Addressing the House of Commons today, Sir Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, said we must have "a closer economic relationship with our European allies because Brexit did deep damage to the economy". Now, these words need to be matched with a clear, concrete plan.

Donald Trump is the only person in the world who doesn't realise that the expression "Is the Pope Catholic?" is a joke

Lovely people, these Reform UK candidates for the upcoming election, and great to know they're on our side.

English teacher showed us Kenneth Branagh's Othello in the 1990s. For 30 years, whenever I'm eating a trifle I suddenly look into an imaginary camera and yell, "Trifles! Light as air!"

How low can you go? Try me!

Well at least he had nothing to forget,could not move on asleep. And definitely don't know to anything and then he lied about it all!

Nigel Farage (Putin asset) ranked 748th of 751 MEPs for attendance, went to 1 of 42 fishery committee meetings & was fined £35K for fiddling his expenses. #NigelFarage #EpsteinClass #Selfserving #Grifter #Charlatan #DogwhistlePolitics #Fearmongering #Hatemongering #Scapegoating #DivideAndRule

My great, great grandfather fought in WW1 and went over the top of the trenches twice - TWICE!!! - and survived! I now want to know: how can this pay me dividends today?

I need to take 3 prescription medicines together. Two round pills and one capsule. I'm 60 and it still never fails to make me laugh when they arrange themselves in my palm as a cock and two balls.

🚨BREAKING PMQs🚨 Starmer: "Reform's, leadership in Staffordshire is an absolute mess. They've had three leaders in three months." "One forced to step down for appalling racist comments, and they're simply not getting on with the job." "All you can count on for Reform is chaos and division."

Enjoying the Trump v Pope squabble. Who will he turn on next? I’m guessing Big Bird from Sesame Street or maybe Julie Andrews.

"More and more people are coming to realise that so far from being the source of their grievances and a threat to their security, the EU, for all its flaws and pretensions, is in fact the best guarantor of their prosperity and their freedoms." We need to be at the heart of Europe and the EU.

🚨BREAKING Research shows dividends paid out by train leasing companies since COVID could have CUT rail fares by almost 13% since 2022. That’s why we're taking action from 1-2pm today in Parliament Square to demand the government puts passengers before profit in their Railways Bill. See you there!

My hometown of Halifax still has the 11+. Locals have to compete with kids from *miles* out of town, whose parents would otherwise send them to private school in Leeds, Bradford or elsewhere. They've all had tonnes of tutoring, too, as that's much cheaper than the fees potentially avoided.

It take weapons grade arrogance to invent popesplaining.

Or we could just rejoin the Single Market – as a first step to rejoining the full EU. 🇬🇧🇪🇺

A Reform candidate in Gateshead went bankrupt over an £8 million debt. Now he wants to help run the council. New from @hopenothate.org.uk hopenothate.org.uk/2026/04/14/w...

It’s not just selfish -it’s a complete breach of the Budapest Memorandum in 1994 when the US and others encouraged Ukraine to give up its nuclear arsenal in exchange for these countries guaranteeing Ukraine’s borders. The US is duty-bound to assist in Ukraine’s defence or its promises mean nothing.

Vance says that stopping funding for Ukraine is one of his proudest achievements in this administration. ​I’m watching this stunningly cruel speech from Ukraine, as Russia continues to kills us every day. Just today, they killed 8-year-old boy in Cherkasy and five people in Dnipro.

Just a quick note to say that I have sent 2 cards to Mrs Ramsbottom. So you had better see her & ask her to post them on as they are very nice pictures. Sorry for inconvenience caused.

Many thanks to the people of Shetland for their warm welcome. Photo from @hughharrop.bsky.social

Have been to see the dinosaurs.

That Robin's that hanging around you while you're doing the garden is keeping an eye out for worms. It's not your dead nan.

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

MAGA cultists in response to Trump's post:

"Dear Diary, I may have to re-think my brilliant idea of inviting JD Vance over to campaign for Reform..."

I see the insane orange felon is claiming he was a doctor, not Jesus, in that deleted post. Perhaps he should create a whole series...?

It's the Second Dumbing.

If you send a voice note instead of a text you are saying that you think your time is more important than the person who has to spend time listening to you bore on

The defeat of Victor Orban in Hungary is a sad day for those of us who hate democracy and love Vladimir Putin.

@coldwarsteve.bsky.social did it better! #2547🤪

I've a voicemail which is just 5 minutes of Orban crying about how sorry he is.

12 years ago on my PRIVATE FACEBOOK I made fun of Dapper Laughs, someone obviously told the man himself, he then posted about me for an entire weekend to his 300k fans and WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT they aaaaallllll came for Sooz in a VERY manosphere way. His own dad posted that I was too ugly to rape 😊

GB News repeatedly presented Reform UK and Conservative politicians and activists as being ordinary members of the public, without declaring their political affiliations. Byline Times investigation reveals pattern of behaviour by the Channel, but Ofcom still refuses to act

Tiniest of little fiddles for Farage who's so bad at fascism that even in the midst of a global far-right movement with media support & financial backing, he's been unable to get into power before losing support.

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

Putin's point man in the EU has been pushed out This is good news for Europe and for democracy Let's hope voters in other countries reject Putin stooges Including Nigel Farage

“It’s deeply shocking that Reform has developed such close ties with Orbán’s regime, an authoritarian govt with an appalling record of rolling back democracy and civic rights” Where ‘deeply shocking’ = entirely on brand. Hungary shows us we must never give them power. www.desmog.com/2026/04/08/m...

On 23 June 2026, Britain marks ten years since the Brexit referendum. We were promised £350 million a week for the NHS. We were promised the easiest trade deals in history. We were promised sunlit uplands. Research now shows the economy is 6-8% smaller,

Here in the UK we call the things that tend to happen following a visit by Vance "the Truss effect"

“Angela Rayner ‘dodged’ paying the correct amount of tax. Her position is morally indefensible. If she had any integrity, any moral decency she would resign.” (Dick Tice, Reform Ltd)

I'll start believing the"minor administrative error" stories when just one of these motherfuckers accidentally OVERPAYS their tax.

Reform UK is standing more candidates in the local elections than any other party. We have achieved this by not giving a shit whether they are racists, criminals, incompetent morons or work-shy grifters.

This is stupid but it made me laugh #muppets

We could easily rebuff this if we had recorded the draw taking place, but nobody thought to video us deciding to give it to our mates Ray and June.