role play i had with a real person him: only us citizens get due process me: you're not a us citizen him: yes i am me: no you're not, i'm sending you to burundi him: but i'm a us citizen me: i don't care. better learn french, buddy him: here's my id me: its fake; only us citizens get due process

Shingo/Natsupoi vs Yuka/Takeshita when

zonked

JUH-uuuuust a bit outside

The energy from this picture tells me he should also have a big ol pee stain too

Oh hell yeah this is the kind of move you think up as a kid while you’re bored in church but don’t think anyone can do

animal crossing!

Ashamed to say at first I thought this said "GIRLCOCK" and said to myself "damn that's fuckin awesome"

I love y’all but the way some of y’all post on here is almost indistinguishable from the grandmas on Facebook who post “META SAYS THEY WANT TO ERASE ACCOUNTS MADE BEFORE 2019 TO SAVE BANDWIDTH. COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR WALL TO LET META KNOW THAT YOU DO NO APPROVE THEM DELETING YOUR ACCOUNT”

illustration, official u.s. playstation magazine (2000) archive.org/details/offi...

RIP Bob Weir. Grew up listening to his music and Grateful Dead through my dad and uncle, then came back to it as an adult. What a fantastic vocalist and guitarist. Thanks for the music, Bobby. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BXz...

I know we’re all having fun here but as a straight man I feel like I have to say this is exactly what we all look like

BANG!

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

7 Democrats just voted today to confirm a Trump judicial nominee who refused to say what happened on January 6 or answer who won the 2020 election: Durbin Hassan Kaine King Klobuchar Shaheen Welch

You have discovered a planet. It is just beyond the horizon. A mountain sits, huge and jealous, amidst the cliffs. Maybe you could find a community there.

Amazing to see that Jesse James Kitel was at the Starfleet Academy premiere. Now let’s get her back in Strange New Worlds!

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

#aew #wrestlesky #aewdynamite 🤼‍♂️

NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do." “We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs. www.advocate.com/news/minneso...

I found the original vector files for Game Gear boxes and I can't be trusted with power like this

Conan's outfit to learn streetdance feels very Shōnen anime to me

I was IN TEARS for this. Just so sweet, not even House of Torture nonsense could ruin it. 🤼‍♂️

How I am going to greet all of my friends going forward: #njpw

I can't be the only one. For your consideration, @maffewgregg.bsky.social

"Yeah, that's one fine looking retirement. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!?"

Guess who's excited for January 4 at the Tokyo Dome???? This horse!

Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.

Oh so he can kiss his opponents in DDT, but can't kiss his wife Kyle Fletcher in AEW? 🙄😒😮‍💨

This is your captain speaking, we have now reached our cruising altitude at twenty-meowsand feet 🛩️

There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”

rolling into 2026...

Proud of MJF for not saying something heinous, and even more proud of my man Kenny Omega throwing down again. Put yourself back in the main event, king #AEW 🤼

When they stopped making this, my world ended

Wrestlers need to say shit like this again.

This. I think MJF as an edgelord character can be interesting but it's ultimately not getting the reaction it really should. The fact that there's people who lap up the shit and cheer it because they agree, even if Max the real life person doesn't, makes me upset, grossed out, and not want to watch

If MJF makes one ICE joke, I'm turning off the TV and canceling my Triller sub. #AEW 🤼