An all-time great bit 😂

A bunch of loser dork billionaires built a machine that tells them everything they do is cool

Star Trek: Lower Decks lasted longer than the confederacy

This is an appropriate punishment for me giving fightful clicks and trying to read wrestling news.

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something something the works of David Lynch often center on the veneer of politeness and respectability that society uses to coverup unspeakable horrors that lurk beneath something something

It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century. Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something. Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities. Riker: Yes, sir.

Throwback Thursday (is all right)

The antebellum United States was an absolutely wretched, racist, and evil country. Somehow, the Confederacy was even worse. And on this day in 1865, it died. Happy Confederate Surrender Day. Rest in Piss to one of the most evil regimes in history.

Waiter: *pours crab rangoons from a pitcher into my glass* My date: *whispering to me* I can see why you like this place

Go to your local resturant and order everything off the menu!!! Dont eat it!!!!!!! Out of Touch Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

prince peach? prince toadstool? idk

replicator accident treatment chocolate hand

they're playing :)

Oh yes I can finally clip one of my favorite exchanges lol

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

"Why don't Americans..." they do. There's brave acts happening out of sight everyday. Why don't YOU support them when they get arrested or provide material cover for them?

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country

Nihilism is boring and lazy. Instead think, if we aren’t all dead, will I be glad I did this today? And if the answer is ‘yes’, do it anyway.

Can people not joke sarcastically about the destruction of everything

I understand that most of us don't have the means to personally stop what's happening and there are many domestic victims of the US regime, but there's something very grim and galling about seeing Americans post "we must find moments of joy" every time our government murders children.

The idea of an AI generated video of Cody looking into the title and seeing Dusty is a scarily-accurate predication, knowing WWE. I am putting money down that we see it during the Wrestlemania intro video. (And by "we" I mean other people, I ain't watching that) 🤼‍♂️

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

the lesson from today’s downtime isn’t that it was caused by vibe coding (bluesky went down all the time before Claude too), it’s that if you use AI you will no longer get the benefit of the doubt and everyone will mock you for laziness regardless of the cause

*Looks at you* Please fucking cancel your subscriptions, just do it until discord gets the fucking message. I don’t like being annoying about this but it genuinely cannot be worth it enough to not cancel your subs bsky.app/profile/cult...

The second and third logos were perfect, and of course the last was totally unnecessary and depressing

CARTOON/SHULK.GIF

big tom #wrestlingart #aew 🤼

newest Nancy ends with one of the most important panels ever, what a gift from @cashbrowns.bsky.social

If wrestling isn't real, then explain this.

Exclusive new photo of Earth from NASA's Artemis II

Good Friday. Time to remember a man who died and returned days later to save us all.

One of my biggest peeves in this whole thing is, why are you so insistent on "helping" me? What business of yours is it what my process looks like, and why should I care if you think I'm "inefficient"? Leave me alone!!!!!

...I know guilting people is fucking stupid, but. Y'all. Some horrible, random woman is now a millionaire because she called a child a nigger. We can at least get Luanne to goal.

peter thiel to the wettest people in the world: and that's why strong bad is more of an antichrist figure, while homestar is more christlike, with his propeller hat, threatening to cut up his forehead like the crown of thorns. teen girl squad is, obviously, the antichrist's disciples,

Autism World Awareness Day 🧵 1/3

This has completely replaced the actual song in my mind