ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?!

me reading some of your posts

I sort of thought the Madison Square Garden bit was a joke but no, you truly cannot buy taste with all the money on earth

The Two Wolves podcast begins with "Bloodsport" vs. "Above the Law" (1988) Listen to it. or don't. We're not your shidoshi. shows.acast.com/2wolvespod/e...

Consider this your official warning that the stupid action movie podcast I do with @cartlikesmovies.bsky.social is live. Listening to it will decrease your life expectancy. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control

Cheesy Gor THEE ta @flanneloccluded.bsky.social

@weeder.bsky.social wanna see a three foot diameter sage plant with beautiful flowers?

I don't wanna be with anyone else, when I think about you I touch my collection of holy books describing the bloody war between gods and primordial demons.

clockwork

GET THER CASE, DEIRDRE

getting fred ward and burt ward confused

whoever invented smoking while drinking needs to get their ass ate

this is what the movie SALTBURN(2023) is about

Look, I'm not saying I'm proud of it, but sometimes my mind screams "EDDIE BARZOON" at me.

imagine if Biden ... imagine if Obama ... shut the fuck up

the moon is spooky tonight

You're telling me readers digest this magazine?

Tina Turner dope as hell in the year 2026

I think YOU OUGHTA KNOW is the best song of the 1990s. It's THE song of the 1990s.

Everything I know about Marxism I learned from the Madonna song MUSIC

prepare to have your daughter accused of being a boy and face demands that her gentials be inspected if the dad on the other team thinks that she fouled his special snowflake too hard

you're telling me the central banking prime minister is trying to use public wealth to preserve reckless private investment?

more like Nalgene Creed amirite?

smoking on that shit that is a disgusting interpretation of the Nicene creed

PM Carney I have an empty condo that can be converted into an oil pipeline for an AI data centre please respond

if you're trans, you have to live. one day you can live to see these guys all die.

shoutout to my trans homies

All the hateful sweaty efforts of all the creepy losers in the world can't change the fact that trans people are great and your real friends will never abandon you

closing my eyes and becoming bean dad

The Pentagon Salute to Fireworks!

babe you haven't touched your rubmud

I am a golden god (set up a KVM to control my home theatre devices)

"Punk as fuck" I whisper to myself as I drink a decaf latte at 8pm on a Sunday

John Wickerman

Making a Fischer Stephens documentary but the project falls apart when I insist on the title THE FISCHER KING

the funniest part of this whole episode to me is seeing how Anna can't help but smile the entire time with her eyes she's having a blast also when Vic interjects that she's a show horse.

Crab Mangoon

my new neighbours brought their kid out to scream for a half hour then took him inside once he was quiet

I know it takes a village but 8 am on a Sunday is not the time to introduce yourselves as the new neighbours

what of the YaYa Brotherhood?

Total Lauren Becall

The two biggest selling points for 8-year-old me for ECW VHS Tapes were: 1) The night Kimona Wanalaya danced atop the ECW Arena. 2) Terry “Bam Bam” Gordy vs Bam Bam Bigelow

just had the most satisfying and relaxing sleep of my life next to a wide open window while it gently rained

you're telling me pilots stoned this temple?

Weeder's brother, Ponder

Putting on my most demure kilt with my ancestral tartan and then pouring her a Four Peaks amber ale, hoping she gets the hint

get in loser, we're doing box breathing

every day of my life