Consider this your official warning that the stupid action movie podcast I do with @cartlikesmovies.bsky.social is live. Listening to it will decrease your life expectancy. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Therapist: Mark Carney's new age, audiophile, inventor brother isn't real and can't hurt you. Mark Carney's new age, audiophile, inventor brother:

If you add judges, pro wrestling is the same as figure skating. Put it in the Olympics, cowards.

Has the medal ceremony happened yet? Did Brady try and eat the chocolate out of his medal while still on the podium?

I'll say what we're all thinking. Quebec is supposed to be pumping out generational goalies and frankly they have been slacking.

I can't believe China took hockey from us

McDummy

Honestly will say it again, 3 on 3 OT in gold medal game is such a brutal way to end it.

Is Ron MacLean even in Italy? Is he broadcasting at home in his underwear like the rest of us schlubs?

"Horvat causing trouble in front of the net"

Binnington too weird to even be worried about. It's like we brought Air Bud to the Olympics.

I dunno, maybe it's a bad omen to let that fascist lich into Team Canada's suite

That power play, something I've not felt since...

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This is not a joke. It's an idea for a premise of a joke.

This is insane. The Park is one of only 2 theatres in Canada showing One Battle After Another on 70mm film. I've seen it in 3 packed showings over the past month. At a time when large format specialty screenings are becoming larger draws than ever, Cineplex is dumping one of its few jewels.

I dunno, I think when you get famously alt-right r/canada calling to nationalize the airlines, you done fucked up #aircanada #UnfAirCanada #CUPE

It may be too little too late, but if Mamdani wins, it'll be an impressive proof point that the left can weaponize the repugnant, arrogant vitriol of craven establishment democrats as well as the right Making the least likable people in public office your enemy isn't a bad strategy

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There's a Sesame Street version of Old MacDonald on Spotify where Elmo ad-libs "the animals really love their farm fiesta" but it 100% sounds like "the animals really love their Ford fiesta"

My 2-year-old calls ketchup just "'chup". And honestly, I'm going to rip her the fuck off.

Sloan is one of the best power pop bands of all time

I have one cool neighbour and one loser neighbour. Will keep you guys updated.

The absolute glee seeping from between every line of this

You know that feeling when you go out to pick up bagels for Christmas morning (traditional) and you're so brain fogged that you accidentally go to Solly's instead of Siegel's and you don't even realize until you're walking out with a bag of totally mid bagels? I got that now.

Post your favourite Star Trek character but wrong answers only

This seems like a lot of work just to catch ONE serial killer

That fixed it

Dadservation: Cookie Monster now runs a food truck with a little pink goblin who sounds like Coach Steve