I can't dance I have two left brains.

Not gon hold you, I saw a Black woman in a cybertruck recently, and it was the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I was genuinely confused.

Rich in resources, The world was in no hurry, Until time ran out. #2WordPrompt #Rich/Hurry #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @jason-h-abbott.bsky.social

Dead!

Denis Frémond (French, b.1950) "The World Without Ravel," 2019 Oil on canvas 120 x 120 cm #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Portrait of British actor John Hurt (1940–2017) painted in 2000 by British painter Stuart Pearson Wright (born in 1975). Oil on gesso on oak panel 11 x 10 cm National Portrait Gallery, London London #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

if anyone fancies a nice scream, how about reading this sentence written by a grown-up paid to write about politics

Big antichrist energy

A letter signed by more than 50 former staffers of Rep. Eric Swalwell described recent allegations of sexual assault and misconduct against him as “serious” and “credible,” while demanding he resign from Congress and drop his bid for California governor. https://cnn.it/47Vxjx2

First Canada Then Australia Then South Korea Now Hungary Next — America Fascism is failing - democracy is winning

I latch hooked you a colorful merkin please respond

If you see someone speaking in tongues, laugh at them. You see a daddy making his daughter wear a purity ring, show disgust for that father and ask the daughter if she needs the help of child services. Pour disapproval on parents that make their little girls compete in pageants. Make it not OK!

Here we go! “Now it’s war. We’ll see who wins. I kept quiet for years, and because of that, people judge me. They ask me, why are you speaking now? Because the man would not let me live in peace!” english.elpais.com/usa/2026-04-...

Baby rhino wearing its protective blanket & following its keeper at the Sheldrick Trust: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

*fakes my life*

@drneilstone.bsky.social #medsky

What does it say about Trump and his administration that they support the same candidate as Russia and China in Hungary’s election?

Yeah,Bet You 10 Bucks He Gets Out Early, Because He's Got Money,That Chump Wants🙈🙉🙊.

Is it a good time to point out this Elon Musk doesn’t deliver on his promises?

“TSLA P/E being re-rated down as investors question whether TSLA can scale its robotaxi business” - Gary Black, managing partner at The Future Fund LLC — Is it a bad time to point out Tesla’s robotaxi business doesn’t exist?

Yeah,It's Cold, But Truthful.......

We should charge every American travelling to our countries a sizeable Trump Tax to offset the economic carnage their President has landed at all our doors. We need them all to act swiftly and remove him and his criminal regime. Until they do, they can share the 4 x fuel costs we now shoulder.

Nigel stole his look 👇🏻

i was once a mere reply guy but now i am a reply man

Alice Hole. A Host of Golden Daffodils - Acrylic on linen. #Spring

Dzień dobry ☀️ Spokojniej niedzieli wszystkim życzę Guten Morgen ☕ Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🏞️ Issyk (Esik),Almaty region, Kasachstan (Archiv)

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

REMINDER: Saudi Arabia does not want the war in Iran to end before there is regime change. The Saudis are paying a top U.S. negotiator, Jared Kushner, tens of millions annually. The negotiations just ended without a deal, exactly what the Saudis wanted.

Arthur Sinodinos. Why can't these fucking worthless pale, stale, fossilized dinosaurs just curl up somewhere quietly and die. #auspol #FUKUS

This guy congratulating Melania on her speech is hilarious. 👏💙😎🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💥

(co-writing credit for this joke to Ted Nugent)

Hungary’s Got A Bona fide chance to change its government

"Your cleavage reminds me of the Strait of Hormuz." (just before he made a failed grab for the Iran side)

Good news: things can’t get any worse. Bad news: that’s not true.

Look. We are all circling this big orb called life. So live the best you can and I hope those bitches die.

I’d like to see the SNP win a large majority, for John Swinney to request a referendum and for Starmer to grant one but realistically, none of that is going to happen. At best, a slim majority for the SNP and no credible plans on what to do when Westminster refuse yet another referendum request.

This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun

'A temporary truce can’t erase the chaos of a war that the White House started and never fully understood.' A U.S.-Iran Ceasefire Is Here, but Trump’s Stone Age Mentality Endures - by Ishaan Tharoor (from April 8) #Iran #USPolitics #Israel www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

I love all the projection as to octopusian thoughts and motives. The male is obviously offering to help, the frustrated and overly-dramatic female lashes out, rejecting him, then the male mumbles “suit yourself” and scoots away. “Women,” he chuckles. “Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em!”

"Water Birds" simply enjoy their bath times. 💦🚿🚰 #birds #parrots #baths

Absolutely heartbreaking 💔 A little Palestinian girl cries while searching for her killed mother. She screams: “I want my mother.” Zionists will say she deserves this.

The “3rd world” installs next-gen infrastructure from day one, while the “developed world” defends outdated systems. Ethiopia: 600 kW charging, ICE banned. Oz 350 kW. When you have nothing to protect, you build the future faster. This isn’t behind. This is ahead. cleantechnica.com/2026/04/09/c...

it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce

Hegseth and trump are thinking these Iranians are uneducated desert nomads, when quite the opposite is true. Many of them are highly educated in the sciences and medicine. They have been underestimated rather badly by the US in.many areas. They are a formidable enemy.

Melania Trump is an illegal immigrant. In 2001, she mysteriously received an “Einstein Visa” for individuals with extraordinary abilities such as Albert Einstein. Melania got it for “modeling.” That’s just the tip of her immigration iceberg… So, do you think she was one of the Epstein girls?!

hello darkness my old FRIEND? i've come to talk to you aGAIN?? this has passed as a rhyming couplet for over sixty years??? we have been had

had a giant sapporo and tonkotsu for lunch and took a two hour nap during a thunderstorm. life is worth living

Called the vet this morning... Me: Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet ostrich. Vet: Okay, what's the problem? Me: He's holding his head to one side. Vet: Hmm, maybe necks weak? Me: Haven't you got anything sooner?