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You know there isn't a God because parrots can live just as long as us without teeth
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Fucking Bitch Hat
about 2 hours ago
We represent the Lollipop Guild The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild And in the name of the Lollipop Guild We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
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Noel Casler Comedy
about 6 hours ago
If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
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Brendel
about 3 hours ago
It’s kind of wild that not only should the government NOT be doing evil shit, they should actually be doing GOOD things for us because we pay them lots of money in something called taxes
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Ana Marie Cox
about 4 hours ago
If ICE is now training new officers that they can forcibly enter residences based on an administrative warrant, "more training" is not the solution to our ICE problems.
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jamelle
about 4 hours ago
state-sponsored child trafficking
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geoffrey
about 5 hours ago
an agency-wide criminal conspiracy against the constitution. no one in the department of homeland security is fit for any government service
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Why is this man always at a gas station or big box store, does he have to pee every 30min or what?
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about 7 hours ago
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Tim Onion
about 8 hours ago
I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.
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I hate it here
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about 13 hours ago
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David_j_roth
about 23 hours ago
I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
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I really want to get up and eat some oranges but my cat has his whole body on me like a giant velvet worm
about 24 hours ago
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Aaron Rupar
1 day ago
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
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Katie Mack
3 days ago
Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.
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Marisa Kabas
3 days ago
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only)
6 days ago
The NY Times concludes that the ICE agent who shot Renee Good was NOT hit by her car “the visual evidence shows no indication that..Jonathan Ross, had been run over..It also establishes-millisecond by millisecond-how Mr. Ross put himself in a dangerous position near her vehicle in the first place”
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Faine Greenwood
6 days ago
pure evil
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onion person
6 days ago
we live in a completely police state this is horrific
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Better Things Are Possible
7 days ago
These barbarians are destroying everything that makes society work. Kids can't go to school, patients can't go to the hospital. We are, in effect, paying them to wreck the basic infrastructure of the country
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What some right wingers don't understand is having anything in the ballpark of a uterus is less baby making factory and more necronomicon
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The only protein I'll go to war for
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Gravel Influencer
10 days ago
A term like "immigration crackdown" is no longer sufficient to describe what's happening in Minneapolis. We're seeing a state terror campaign being waged by the regime's paramilitary forces.
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Jacqueline Sweet
10 days ago
These anti-Nick Shirley flyers have gone up around South Minneapolis — person who took these pictures said they are all over.
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Robert Black
12 days ago
This is, in fact, what they think The ideology being pressed here is that a certain group of people has the right to cleanse the world of everything and everyone they find annoying through lethal violence
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Tim Onion
12 days ago
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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molly conger
12 days ago
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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Gillian Branstetter
13 days ago
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
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Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
https://www.ncronline.org/opinion/ncr-voices/catholic-vice-president-vance-takes-social-media-justify-killing-renee-good
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Jeff Sharlet
14 days ago
Here is a poem Renee Good, under her earlier name Renee Macklin, wrote, "On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs." It won a prize. It's really good. "it’s the ruler by which i reduce all things now; hard-edged & splintering from knowledge."
poets.org/2020-on-lear...
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2020 Academy of American Poets Prize
On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs by Renée Nicole Macklin
https://poets.org/2020-on-learning-to-dissect-fetal-pigs
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NY Times Pitchbot
14 days ago
Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
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Philip Bump
14 days ago
The image of the blood-soaked airbag next to the glove compartment overflowing with stuffed animals is going to stick with me for a very long time.
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Kat Abughazaleh
14 days ago
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.
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Tim Onion
14 days ago
She had stuffed animals in her glove box.
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Amy Ash
14 days ago
Kristi Noem’s only regret is they didn’t get the dog too
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Mia Sato
14 days ago
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
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We should make a chimera that's part wild turkey, part cassowary, and part canadian goose. It could fight god
16 days ago
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molly conger
18 days ago
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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leon
18 days ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Marisa Kabas
18 days ago
the president is doing a press conference FROM HIS FLORIDA COUNTRY CLUB about launching an illegal war
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He doesn't know we're staying in bed because we irrationally believe getting up means allowing time to advance and when we stop time nothing bad can happen or get worse in the world
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Love not looking at my phone for a couple hours and then finding out we declared war on Venezuela
about 1 month ago
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Curb Your Malthusiasm
19 days ago
When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democratic control of *anything* no matter how consequential. We can’t stop a genocide, we can’t impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can’t stop an AI CSAM factory.These are all related.
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Parker Molloy
19 days ago
I wrote about Grok's CSAM problem and how journalists keep fumbling the story
www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-...
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Grok Can't Apologize. Grok Isn't Sentient. So Why Do Headlines Keep Saying It Did?
Elon Musk’s chatbot has been “undressing” women and children in public. Journalists are letting xAI off the hook by pretending the bot is responsible.
https://www.readtpa.com/p/grok-cant-apologize-grok-isnt-sentient
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I'm telling you we could do the crusades but woke under the current pope. A people's crusade to the data centers
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Is he saying Lyme Disease is dangerous but who cares, just have your children roll in the tall grass and leave it to God?
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This year was year of the tofu and I'm declaring next year will be too
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In home ec instead of making everyone take care of a fake baby they should have had everyone take care of cat
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Psychic damage from going home for the holidays has me contemplating ordering Chinese takeout for the 2nd time in a row
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