It's RIGHT THERE

e pluribus, numnum

No it’s important to listen to this. Because then you understand that many of them will do ANYTHING to keep power. Remember Musk got involved in the 2024 election after saying to Tucker “if she wins” I am definitely going to prison. So we need to move knowing that nothing is off the table for them.

Braggart.

Those of you who use Shopify for a small business: are you happy with their service? First two goals are an online storefront and automation of basic customer contact.

Look at my baby go! PS buy pies so we can pay for this thanks!

Looking forward to three or four of these "Presidential addresses from the cigar lounge at a steakhouse" interstitials on the next SNL.

The Oval Office paper sign, p'shopped into the Simpsons "Do For Her" meme, but it's bikini pictures of Ivanka.

Take me back to the times of the old conservative party: reliably manic, but in a fun, kooky way, and with better art.

A remake of the "Got Milk" commercial about the guy eating the peanut butter sandwich during the radio trivia contest, but the answer is "Dick Cheney"

I've seen enough. @goodshirts.bsky.social

yeah why might it be harder for someone to break 50% in a three-way race versus a two-way race. obviously it has something to do with ideology.

We'll be right back after this amazing experience.

Big fan of the new @thepiefairy.bsky.social office in Bali.

The balls on this guy. The oven-baked, saucy balls, topped with mozzarella, parmesan, and pecorino, on a toasted Asiago roll on this guy.

When your roommate comes home from the bar and decides to do dishes:

The absolute worst people have been desperate to bring The Great Gatsby back as anything but the cautionary tale it was supposed to be.

I very much would like a political party that acts more like...*checks notes* Cuba.

Play with us, Donny! Forever and ever and ever!

It’s a sign of the times that the people who funded the WelcomePAC report that’s telling Democrats they are “out of touch” with ordinary Americans are mostly billionaires, hedge fund managers, VCs, and corporate execs.

fool me once: shame on you fool me twice: shame on me fool me three times: damn that’s crazy

"bakery" should be an adjective. Resembling a baker. "That guy is bakery"

He’s the chairman of Gloo. He’s the head of Sporkfister. He founded Blappo, a Bafflegab Company. He’s CEO of Syzygy. He’s Chief Vision Evangelist at Dumpstr (formerly General Electric).

I'm not telling which one of you got a present from here.

When I load up my 3AM noodle bowl with too much chili crisp:

For landlords, no less!

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Blue sky, I got you this:

The Guaranteed Income Pilot Program Act’s cosponsors include Reps. LaMonica McIver (NJ-10), Rashida Tlaib (MI-12), Danny K. Davis (IL-07), Eleanor Holmes Norton (DC-At Large), Jan Schakowsky (IL-09), Sara Jacobs (CA-51), Henry “Hank” Johnson (GA-04), Kevin Mullin (CA-15), and Ritchie Torres (NY-15).

Scurvy is the original Lime Disease.

hey guys sharing some tough personal news. i went to the doc a few days ago with chills spilling up my back and the tests came back today showing that the groove is in the heart now. they're recommending two separate procedures but i'm just doing the first, i couldn't ask for another.

I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”

Went for takeout brb ❤️

agent: the movie is called rounders & you’ll be playing a russian mobster. john malkovich: my character will have an accent suggesting that he is from mars.

new crab dropped

Not for nothing, but why aren't we making more senate hopefuls do the Truffle Shuffle?

You wake up in the morning, safely in bed. Take 10 psychic damage.

From Talladega through turn three, Palestine will be free

id like to get out in advance of the rumors that i participated in one or more raids on habbo hotel in the fall of 2005. i did. i informed children that the pool was closed, for reasons of AIDS. i was young and foolish, and i hope we can move on to the substantive issues facing americans today

"Yep. Better to just stop looking for them. Gone FOREVER," said Experts, while slowly backing out of the room.

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

Mayor of Chicago Brandon Johnson calls for a general strike, at least 300,000 people attended the protest. #3E #NoKings #EndImpunity #EndOligarchy #EndAutogenocide #EpsteinFiles

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist