That's a PILF.

Signing off every communique with "thank you for your attention to this matter" is some serious b-grade, deep-rootedly evil pro-wrestling commissioner type shit, and therefore, I kinda low-key love it. It is an absolute joy to hate this man.

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Imagine if you were murdered, but before you die, you notice your killer was visibly bored.

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

Kirk to Transporter Room: Uppies

Now we know why Bill Gates is so invested in global immunization

the theater is screening DOS Boot

❤️

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

just choked on my beverage

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

"We must not spend a single nickel" actually means "two more weeks of nickels, while we tally up the next bag of money," and therefore not lying.

I'm told this is inspired by a Scandinavian series of books, which was itself inspired by a German series called "Detektiv Minge".

Not for nothing, but The Hatians In Ohio is a pretty sick band name.

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

That Spiderman makes one mean, fake beer.

“It’s not the painting, it’s the energy BEHIND the painting.” Ethan Hawke — on the limitations of AI art — is very good. 🔥 @vulture.com

4/ Shouting "stop, in the name of the law" within 15 seconds of each fatal shooting. 5/ Forcing ICE agents to cover their eyes and count to "twenty-Mississippi" before chasing school children. 6/ Jeans Fridays!!

The potential jury pool is only getting more informed on the many, many procedural errors of his apprehension, so I'm assuming this is the prosecutorial equivalent of snapping the next play before it's raining challenge flags.

One of the comments The Pie Fairy got on our FB page about closing for the nationwide strike on Friday was: "so, I suppose doctors and nurses should walk out on their patients, too?" and it's like, my brother in Christ, they won't remember your name after they work you to death.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

This is unconscionable. Evil. But it happened in May 2023, when Biden was president. So no, we don’t “reform immigration detention,” we destroy ICE, CBP, and DHS. We can’t reform this soul sickness.

That's a brave human being.

In gambling, we call this "minimum table stakes".

It's time.

🎵 When I was a young boy My father, a worker with the city, Sent me a text alert. 🥁

Can someone send this to Schumer before he announces his mealy-mouthed demands for ICE reform?

This is giving huge 'engineer who designed child seeking rockets horrified to find out rockets being used to bomb children' energy

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

Here's a thought: maybe a progressive government is also a joyful government.

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

I personally believe it’s good when people who had bad opinions change them into good opinions. I think we should celebrate that. Just not as much as we celebrate people like me, who only have good opinions

looking at minneapolis i think that the "good times create soft men soft men create hard times hard times create hard men hard men create good times" thing that all the alt right white supremacists love is true, they're just wrong about which person in it represents them

The Patriots will continue to go to the Super Bowl until morale in this country improves.

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

they’re both right

Everyone in this administration looks like a WWE 2K Create A Wrestler with one or two sliders pushed all the way to the end.

Ryan Coogler once said something to the effect of "I realized I had to make the movies I've always wanted to see", and as a member of the pro-cunnilingus community, I want to thank him for speaking our truth. #Sinners

*Mark McGrath voice* Every morning, There's a hair tie deep inside my shoe Because I live with too many cats.

I know I keep posting about this but every time I check, the list gets longer and longer and longer. Hundreds and hundreds of places, everything from huge local institutions to small spots that will definitely struggle. No exaggeration, it's the most astonishing act of solidarity I've ever seen.

Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us

Not mentioned in this post is my bout with "Bali belly" and how jamu literally saved my life. Anyway, it's fucking delicious. Buy it.

I find it hard to quit smoking when I'm confronted with giving up my favorite reason to leave any group of people at any time and stand by myself for 5-7 minutes.

If you have read even a single history of fascism, you are already aware that one thing that its rise has in common in every case is an opposition party that refuses to intervene for fear of looking weak or putting the left into power

2025 #BestPicture #Oscar Nominees as #MST3K movies, a thread: Bugonia