Happy 4th everyone, I get to celebrate because I answered the 9/11 question on the citizenship test with a straight face 🥰🇺🇸

Here's hoping he's more of a William Henry Harrison-type tomorrow.

oh shit gray card to the us

K.

Welcome to July, aka SECOND PRIDE (Omaha only)

A little Jimi Hendrix never hurt anybody.

We should really do it up for America's 253rd birthday, just to spite them.

When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.

Chuck, your senate work is getting in the way of your true calling: being a political talking head on cable news. Follow your dreams, Chuck. That's what The Baileys would tell you. ♥️

Me in December: Hell yeah! Another black graphic tee I can wear! Me in June: ...fuck.

We all know right-wingers love using protest music made by liberals/leftists and we write it off as them being dogshit at art analysis However its so telling that there ARE right-wing artists making music that aligns with their messaging & they still don't use it bc they KNOW its lame as shit

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

¿Por qué nobody likes Paolo? #HouseofGucci

Was really looking forward to the Scottish takeover of Miami, tbh.

Me, stepping up to play my new electronica album I made on MTV Music Generator.

Authorities are now calling the district "Little 9/11".

Fine. I'll start Dungeon Crawler Carl. Happy?

If you're nearby, I think I lost a lighter down there sometime during the summer of 2001. Would you mind taking a look?

Works great!

Nathan Lane *is* "The Pool Man".

this is honestly an excellent celebratory and motivational speech from Mamdani at the Knicks parade. i'm ready to run through a wall, and i'm not even a Knicks fan

Joe Rogan looking like he’s about to be bamboozled and hoodwinked by a brilliant child detective

The Knicks victory is generating so much passion and excitement that if it ran in a primary election, Establishment Democrats would not support it.

This begins the origin story of Dark Wembe.

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

I can't believe I get to watch Elon Musk be the first person to lose a trillion dollars.

Anyone who thinks a bar or restaurant can prepare 100,000 of anything hasn't worked an honest day in their life. Rocco's charity Jell-O shots have existed longer than your storied pro wrestling career, Pat. Go big time an SEC city.

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We need the Knicks in five, so that the next time someone uses socialism as a scare tactic, we can say "Mamdani had to drop everything and throw a citywide party, you dolt."

I love these stories of international tourists coming to the US for the first time, excitedly trying Taco Bell and visiting Walmart. It's like we're Americaland, the theme park built on the memory of a great nation, built on an ancient burial ground.

Well, at least we weren't doing themed popcorn buckets during the release of "The Godfather".

If pro wrestling doesn't inform modern politics, then why did Trump just get booed like Cena did in Chicago when he faced CM Punk? 🤼

My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

What if it happens inside the Zone of Death? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of...

Hi. 🫰

‘dear rax, my middle class parents are ashamed that i clean houses for a living’ www.patreon.com/posts/160262...

This is just Tony Khan

The real New Yorker were the friends we made along the way.