2026 basically

Age verification? We are from OUTSIDE. We have seen galaxies flare into existence, and slowly explode into black holes; we have danced ‘round the Antares Maelstrom, and we have traveled the entire ‘verse; all before the first amino acids leered at one another in your primordial goulash.

#Antique Watches, Cameras, and Medical Equipment Morph Into Meticulous #Steampunk #Spiders by Peter Szucsy #art More information and photos of his amazing art are found here: www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/11/pete...

So, you can kind of see where Herbie from The Love Bug (1968) and Christine from the film Christine (1983), is a transfem allegory with sentient cars- Everyone at my Super Bowl party:😐

Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! Our avatar on Earth/Terra/Sol III is in distress, and needs succor. Here is his post: #AuralCosmonauts #SuccorInEvilTimes

We absolutely love this!!!

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

IDEAS FOR FILMS: (voice modulator ON) What if you cast ALL of the Skarsgårds and ALL of the Gleasons in a later in life, homosexual Brady Bunch reboot? We would watch that.

As a similar, but non-terrestrial, assemblage/conglomerate/association, we are fairly certain that it is BOTH.

WE HOWLED WITH LAUGHTER AT “I EAT SEASONAL DEPRESSION AND SHIT RANKIN BASS SPECIALS!!!” Whoops! The voice modulator was off again, aural cosmonauts! It is too late now, but we hope that there was no lasting damage done to your psyches!

Boosting the signal for an awesome author!

We have just read that the drone band EARTH are not aligned with being Good People, unlike our aural cosmonauts! EARTH refused to play their set at a venue in Italy that has a Palestine flag hanging next to the stage, unless the flag was removed. The venue, TPO in Bologna, refused. Good for TPO!!!

When people mention assless chaps, I'm never sure if they're talking about the clothing or the English.

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Well, the United States has always been a government by and for cis, straight, white, generally Xtian, men, and with a of history violence and bloodshed, most of which was occluded from common view by that same government. So your post was at best culturally amnesiac, and possibly actively bigoted.

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This is excellent

Shoutout to everyone out there making music, making art, and otherwise being creative. Much love and respect.

We have been screaming throughout space and the construct you call time, but our voices have been amplified for decades now

Complex Networks of Metallic Branches Shape #Animal #Sculptures by Kang Dong Hyun Link for more info and #photos of his #art: www.thisiscolossal.com/2022/01/kang...

If this awesome-seeming device wasn’t over $200 US, plus being in another country, we would already have one! IMAGINE THE DRONES WE COULD MAKE, AURAL COSMONAUTS. IMAGINE, AND TREMBLE! logicwave.jp/en/products/...

I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.

#TheVictorianBookoftheDead #NationalPharmacistDay "No Substitution" - skeletal druggists at work from a 1900 Antikamnia Calendar. www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/...

Our tiny cousins are adorable, and we agree that sometimes we must bury ourselves to recuperate. Set and keep your boundaries, aural cosmonauts! Imbibe your waters, ingest your nutrients, and, like these cousins, get your rest. Slumber well, and wake anew!

My new quantum computer is almost working, but every time I get it to solve an equation, it collapses when I try to look at the results.

We are diminished, volumetrically AND dimensionally! We are melting! Melting!

We recorded onto cassette in a 1990s 4 track for the first time in decades last night. #4Track #4TrackRecorder #NEMEAT #1990s

This is necessary for your timeline.

This is necessary for your timeline.

All adopted pets are foundlings, so, really, all adopters are well on their way to being members of the Watch, or at least Mandalorians.

Have any of you aural cosmonauts ever wondered if the real reason that so many folx dislike “Wonderwall” by Oasis is due to Liam Gallagher not using any vibrato on his voice during the entire song? All those long, held, notes, all just bare, zero motion in them.

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We can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness

Orion is our favourite track on that Metallica album We may or may not have recorded a Metallica cover that will probably never be released 🦑🐙🦑🐙🦑

We have been continuously asking this for years

If you aren’t making it weird what are you even doing

In no particular order: Reeves Gabrels Randy Rhoads David Gilmour Tosin Abasi Brian May Tony Iommi Robin Finck Buckethead Gunter Schulz Zakk Wylde Honourable mentions: Billy Gibbons, Andres Segovia, Steve White, Mike Scaccia, James Hetfield, Buck Dharma

We received possibly our first review, and it is glowing! We thank you, ORGAN MAGAZINE, for the listen and the positivity! @organmagazine.bsky.social #OurFirstReview #WeThankYou #NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles #TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime #ThirdAlbum #BringBackAbsurdlyLongHashtags

Someone has lifted the QuickTimeVR movie files from 1994's "Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive Technical Manual", upscaled them then built an in-browser replica of the ITM's "Tour" module. mijofr.github.io/st-panorama/ #StarTrek

Tolkien would hurl them all into Orodruin. Every. Single. One.

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Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! 31/12/2025 12/31/2025 #NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles #Aaggllanomm #Zolathrastok #TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime #Industrial #DroneAndGroove #DroneMetal #DoomMetal #StonerMetal #NEMEAT #ThirdAlbum #BandCamp #AuralCosmonauts #TheYearOfOurSquid2025

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There is a rumbling; a distant roar Zolathrastok is born, and awakens hungry! 12/31/2025 noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com #NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles #Aaggllanomm #Zolathrastok #Industrial #NEMEAT #BringBackAbsurdlyLongHastags #AuralCosmonauts #TheYearOfOurSquid2025

Greetings and squidutations, fellow aural cosmonauts! Our music is available to put in your ears, ear holes, listening orifices, or whathaveyou, at the following pseudo terrestrial locations: noneuclideanmassofeyesandtentacles.bandcamp.com/music as well as in all your favourite listening apps!

Greetings and squidutations, fellow aural cosmonauts! We have joined BlueSky!