Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! As you well know, we have released a new ultralong play album, named Motion. (1 of 4)

I bet that @markhamillofficial.bsky.social gives wonderful hugs.

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Ok, at 45, I’m finally ready to admit that Paul is my favourite Beatle. I wanted to be cool in my youth, and it be any of the others, but no. Paul wrote the majority of my favourite Beatles songs. He played the most instruments of the four. Social activist. Still making music in his 80s.

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I’m on a #StarTrek #Enterprise rewatch, as I recently got the original release DVDs for all four seasons As always, Phlox is a gem 😍😍😍 Everyone mentions T’Pol’s appearance, but I love her because she’s a sass machine, just like Spock and Tuvok! Vorik gets the airlock. Also: there’s a beagle!

four musclebound apex predators VS sassy potato RESULT: draw

Today’s musical conundrum: How do I play the sound of silent chromatophores? #chromatophores #cephalopods #SilentSoundsMadeReal

And people continue to die from COVID & suffer miserably with long COVID effects. The entire push to return to work & stop mask mandates, not to mention discouraging vaccinations, means we'll never be free of it unless an actual cure is widely available. In other words, MASK THE FUCK UP.

I’m on fire of late! 😂😂😂

@padraiclindsey.bsky.social wins the name pun contest today. I had Creatures Saul in Search of Blood. He beat that with Saulko Killer. Yes, we have been trading terrible song puns using my cat's name for weeks.

Hello there, friends out in InternetLand. I’m really not ok, as outlined below. If I can help you, somehow, let me know.

Hey #Resisters! This is probably the most beautiful and hilarious protest story you’ll find. Is there violence? Yes. But this is protesting with “Tactical Frivolity”, which has become the key phrase for #ICE protests, inspired by #Portland This story happened in #Minneapolis Read and Share 1/

So, my “quiet narrator voice” is apparently me parodying Garrison Keillor (sp?), and I fucking love that 😂😂😂 “Hello there, theydies and gentlethems; I am Garrison Peaches, and this is Transmissions From the Heartland. I would like to thank all of you tuning in, and spending your time with us today.”

“Smooth move, Fuckwitch”

Hashbrown same

Goodnight Bsky

I was on Bumble just now, and a woman named Joleen came up. I can’t date anyone with that name. I just cannot lol (regardless of spelling) They’d kill me for singing THAT SONG at them. Probably near constantly.

I need to vent this somewhere, but don’t want to bring happy folx down. I just finished a call with an old friend; I was told that he thinks that he didn’t spank his kids enough, would do so again, and tells very bigoted jokes, but only with friends. Oh, and didn’t understand why the R word is bad.

#NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles #Aaggllanomm #Zolathrastok #TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime #Industrial #DroneAndGroove #DroneMetal #DoomMetal #StonerMetal #NEMEAT #ThirdAlbum #BandCamp #Spotify #Deezer #YouTubeMusic #AmazonMusic #Pandora #TikTok #Snapchat #Tidal #AuralCosmonauts #TheYearOfOurSquid2025

I can do a dance that’ll make the sky cry blood But it’s hard to dance when you’re down upon your knees

Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! We have our first review, and it is so very positive!!!

This is so. EFFING. COOL. 😍😍😍

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Greetings and Squidutations, aural cosmonauts! 31/12/2025 12/31/2025 #NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles #Aaggllanomm #Zolathrastok #TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime #Industrial #DroneAndGroove #DroneMetal #DoomMetal #StonerMetal #NEMEAT #ThirdAlbum #BandCamp #AuralCosmonauts #TheYearOfOurSquid2025

🚨 🚨 ICYMI: Federal judges caught the U.S. government providing false info in over 35 court cases. Sworn declarations. Falsified records. Repeated lies. Law professor @rgoodlaw.bsky.social says it may be intentional. via @60minutes.bsky.social (ht: @allenanalysis.bsky.social)

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

I wonder if there is a correlation between civil unrest in the US and the preponderance of copaganda shows currently running/in production. But maybe not, as there seem to have always been copaganda shows. #acab #copaganda #civilunrest

12/31/2025 #NonEuclideanMassOfEyesAndTentacles #Aaggllanomm #Zolathrastok #TheCastleAtTheEndOfTime #Industrial #DroneAndGroove #DroneMetal #DoomMetal #StonerMetal #NEMEAT #DeskCoveredInTchotchkes #BringBackAbsurdlyLongHastags #ThirdAlbum #Reaper #AuralCosmonauts #TheYearOfOurSquid2025

How did I find out today that Merzbow and Boris collaborated? How did I miss that???? Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos! #Merzbow #BorisDroneEvil #BorisHeavyRocks #NoiseMusic #Drone

If a friend of yours says that you should be afraid of them when you bring up that you are, currently, frightened of them, maybe they are not your friend (yes context matters, and we were arguing. So. Not the best time to be actively frightened. 1/2

Well, my loves out in InternetLand, I’m back from what should have been a wonderful trip to Milan, but between my parents being horrible, and the flights and travel to and from being nearly crippling physically, I only have a few nice anecdotes. Come ask me if you’d like to hear them 🙂

Well, in the annals of homeownership, I replaced my home’s thermostat today. All by my onesies 🙂 And it appears to be working! Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

So, what if the Oort Cloud is really the remains of an ancient Dyson Sphere? No, I’m not high. I wish that I were. Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

Call out evils at all times. Stand up for what is right. This regime cannot last forever, especially if we ALL fight it. Always remember that you are not alone. That I believe in you. That I love you. And so do Ellie and Jethro Doggos!

What. The. Absolute. Fuck. This is utterly disgusting. Just…what the fuck. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/05/...

I had a cherry limeade from Braum’s today that had ten, 10!, maraschino cherries in. That’s pretty fucking rad.

I signed up for Twitter (the only valid deadname) just to call out my local Oklahoma politicians. I’m going to be deported, just wait.

I have solid Jim Morrison voice today I wish that I had something to do with it

Anyone else play with #LEGO sets/bricks to soothe yourself? If I had income, much less disposable income, that is basically all I would do when feeling down, like today/always currently. Tonight I put together the polybag set Creator 3 in 1 Tropical Toucan. It was a fun, if short, build 🙂

Oh, 100%. I just wish that anyone in the government was having this conversation publicly. Amongst so many other things 😢

Why are none of you asking if Kilmar Abrego Garcia is still alive? Why are none of you asking if Andry José Hernandez, a gay makeup artist, is still alive? They were sent to a concentration camp, supposedly full of violent gang members. Maybe they cannot be returned because they are no longer alive

I almost missed posting this, as I have been feeling quite puny. Happy Rex Manning Day! #RexManningDay #SayNoMoreMonAmour #WhatsWithTodayToday

And this is from a conservative leaning, conservative backing, news source. But I’m crazy for saying that this was coming. www.the-express.com/travel/usa/1...

But I’m crazy for saying that this was coming. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

This begins the supreme court’s bowing to Trump. This country has almost completed the downward spiral into the drain. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/u...

Never, never, never vote for a Republican for anything. Also, call your R reps and tell them you didn't vote for cancer. Tell them about your friends and family members who have died of cancer and tell them to stop RFK, Jr. from destroying cancer research. Find your reps here: reps.fyi

And so it begins. apnews.com/article/flor...

Silence is complicity

lol posts about Blue Öyster Cult and Danzig Some of you folx are going to lose it when I start talking about Eurythmics, Hanson, and The Spice Girls 😂😂😂 #SpiceUpYourLife #MMMBOP #WhosThatGirlRunningAroundWithYou #BringBackAbsurdlyLongHashtags