You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls

The good news is that we don't need to read the report. Voters hate the party and we hate the leadership. The country is literally coming apart at the seams and we blame you. Entirely. Hide all you want, we know who's at fault. And we know who the consultants are. You're fucked. I promise.

Barf

Do you remember when the broadcast networks declined to air primetime speeches by Obama and Biden they deemed too overtly political? Because I do apnews.com/20ccd7a90e43... www.washingtonpost.com/media/2022/0...

Tag yourself I'm INMATE POETRY

Sorry to point out an inaccuracy, but the GOP promised that they would vote on subsidies when the Democrats caved on the government shutdown. It must be very embarrassing to suggest that Republicans would go back on their word to screw over the American people to enrich their billionaire buddies.

The stable genius had logged on.

"Maybe this will be the thing that finally brings him down" Vol. 28,413,087

FUCKIN FACTS 💯

He’s gotta go.

'Kills children after 2 days of use' was the kind of thing that would end a product back in the day

Having never heard anyone pronounce it out loud I'm going to presume that it's pronounced Dan Boingy-o and there's nothing you can do to change that.

Thank goodness it's not that crotchity old Joe Biden in charge and instead we have this stable genius saying complete lies that he absolutely fully believes.

One of my favorite running bits is that Donald Trump over the past decade has repeatedly indicated that he believes stealth aircraft are physically invisible. Absolutely world-class stupidity. You’ve never met someone this stupid. He’d be the stupidest person in any room you’ve ever been in.

Whatever it is I wish we Newsome better candidates wocka wocka

the president should be a person we can go a few days in a row without thinking about. our brains simply weren't made to think about a president every waking hour. it's unnatural.

The dude was allowed to vote on investigating himself and still only drew it to a tie? What a bozo.

AI does provide an insightful look into what the average dipshit thinks is cool

Fuck this guy too.

Really thought this was going to be news that Mick Foley was dead, but instead I got to be absolutely delighted how great this guy is.

Two of the best series/casts of Taskmaster ever. Maybe some recency bias, but after a couple of so-so series it really seemed like the show came back swinging with 19 and 20.

Being the director of the FBI and releasing a couples podcast while a mass shooter is on the loose is a wild choice

We are failing our kids

alternate:

What in the AI hell is this?

Bring up "But you were a Maga , why should we listen to you on anything" every family Christmas till the sun grows cold "I wasn't a Nazi I just voted for Hitler" was not a defence and this is the same shit

Is it actual anti-Semitism or is it "the state of Israel is committing human rights atrocities and we do not approve of it"-tism?

Here's one of those stories you always want to hear about famous people that you value. RIP Rob Reiner

WTF. What a vile and terrible person. The fact that millions of people still respect his opinion and want to hear from him is shocking to me. I wonder if he knows how many people are looking forward to the day they see his obituary.

It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

I'm going to be really fucked up if Rob Reiner was murdered.

I don't think it's good for public safety that unidentified masked men just show up and start terrorizing people, and I don't think that masked men who do so should feel safe in public.

My plan is this -- Rand Paul accompanying Musk on the Mars mission.

Fuck this guy

Wow. That's terrible. No thank you please.

It still matters if things are real

Me all season vs Me hearing that Philip Rivers is coming out of retirement to get absolutely annihilated and then sent back to retirement.

What's up with the people today reacting to seeing Epstein & Woody Allen together? You guys really thought the guy who groomed his stepdaughter was on the up and up?

Imagine watching this and not thinking it's bullshit and maybe it's not okay to put other non-consenting human beings in it. Fuck this guy.

Please put Grandpa to bed and leave him there.

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

all i'm saying is that there were better options

Yeah that really sounds like a nightmare. I wonder what that would be like.

What in the REZ is this?

ICE are thug scum.

Merrick Garland and Joe are responsible for this. And they're gonna get paid. You know it. Your tax money is going to kidnapping grandmas, torturing immigrants, and paying out checks to the most un-American people on earth

I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.