Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but- I feel that I should be heard loud and clear We all need a big reduction in amount of tears And all the people that you made in your own image See them fighting in the street 'Cause they can't make opinions meet about God I can't believe in you

All right..... I'm doing it! #ScriptSky

I bullied a marketing scam bot so bad I think I broke something vital in its programming. "Stupid Human Being." 😂 #writing

@caseystegman.com Instagram gave me something from your algorithm I think. (Actually it's mine. I watch that lady's full videos. Her husband makes her watch movies she's never seen... including Tremors!) www.instagram.com/reel/DLu-UVD...

I truly would not be upset if the actual story here were “wait I got talked into a bunch of the dumbest shit possible by the Internet, I now realize I have no business representing anyone”

My new tactic with these marketing scams: "Prove you read my book. Nah, that's too much to ask. Prove you HAVE A COPY of my book that you COULD have read. Send me either a screenshot of page 127, or the Amazon page with a "You purchased this on (date)." Simple enough. "

We don't have to "hand it to her," or forgive her. We don't have to welcome her into any tent. With any luck, we never have to hear her fucking name ever again. www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/11/22/m...

There's a lot of jabber about this movie because of who wrote/directed it, talk OF the movie instead of ABOUT it. But take all that away I think we can all agree that this is just a... godawfully terrible poster on every mark.

I love how much Taskmaster caters to their North American fans. During the regular series, new episodes are now going up on YouTube for free the same day it airs in the UK. And when the series ends, they switch to showing seasons of their foreign versions! Australia S4 starts today!

Hey. Would you like to buy a monkey?

Name your fav character actor/actress. Stephen Root, a man who can play literally anything. A savvy billionaire, a bank clerk, a drunk hillbilly, a nerdy office drone. He can have gravitas, be a laughing stock, or a chilling threat. Literally nothing he can't play.

Recently (like in the last year), I thought the statute of limitations had run out, so I finally confessed to my mom I used to steal these from her. "You did...??" "Yeah all the time." "I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR DAD." "He may have taken some, but I took a lot." "(genuinely upset) YOU DID???"

I never thought I'd have to disavow JP Morgan Chase executives... I guess I'll have to throw away my collector baseball cards of them. Anyhoo. Release more names, please.

It's sad that no one remembers that Chris Isaak once had an hour-long comedy show where he (and his band) played fictional versions of themselves getting into shenanigans. It ran four seasons, and only ended because Chris thought it was taking too much time away from touring/recording music.

Cunk is the only misinformation I'll tolerate.

It's raining really hard right now.

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

In a heart, there are windows and doors You can let the light in You can feel the wind blow When there's nothing to lose And nothing to gain Grab a hold of that fistful of rain www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8g...

Everything's fine, just dealing with thunderstorm warnings a week before Thanksgiving. It's not unheard of, but it's still pretty damn odd.

"If your trash day is Thursday, it will instead be picked up on Monday the 24th." See, I don't like that. I don't like making trash day EARLIER. If you don't get the announcement, you're unprepared! Plus that's only half a week worth of trash, and next week you'll have a 10 days worth!

I've been watching Inside No. 9 due to Reece being on Taskmaster, and mostly it's just made me really jealous. I wish I could write half-hour short films like these guys. Obviously some are better than others, but overall it's these full little worlds that they create in just half an hour. Amazing.

My favorite person saw a post I made about being upset/having a bad few days and posted a video of themself singing a song I once said I liked to cheer me up. Like, the full song, three minutes!

Saw an older lady examine a T'giving cookie display for ages, then finally grab a box and throw it into the basket her husband was pushing. Then she spun on the ball of her foot and, as she walked away, sharply said, "I'm just gonna eat 'em all myself and be back here in three days anyway."

Best reaction to Marjorie Taylor Green I've seen: "The first rat off the ship is still a rat."

Happy 40th anniversary to Calvin & Hobbes 11/18/1985

Empty shelves, and one last soldier standing guard to tell people "sorry... we're closed." I'm legitimately upset about this. #alttext #RIP711store72

This month's Patreon is up! Against my will, it's a sneak peek of an upcoming novel. I prefer putting up full stories, but that didn't work out this month. Sign up for just $1 a month for all the stories! Cancel any time. 🫶🏻 www.patreon.com/posts/uncont...

Scammers have been burning up my email to make me pay them to promote this book, when I can do it for free! NYC in the 90s, a detective chases a serial killer while falling in love with a pesky journalist... www.amazon.com/dp/1952150477

I pre-ordered the gorgeous deluxe edition of THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR by @maxgladstone.bsky.social and @amalelmohtar.com because it was under $30, and I thought WHAT A STEAL for such a great novel. I just got delivery notification and discovered... pre-order price guarantee, baby!

Out for a walk, it's overcast. Gloomy. Which I love, no complaints. But the second my shuffle started this song, the clouds broke apart and the sun came out. It was magnificent. open.spotify.com/track/7vIyud...

Remembering the time I got an actress I've loved since the early 90s to the Emmys. She attended the ceremony and everything. Didn't win, but this night taught me it really IS an honor just to be nominated. 😁 (I was NOT nominated... For Your Consideration is a very different animal. 😄)

I'm going to have to end up using this opening chapter I've started and restarted for like two weeks as a Patreon story, even though I hate that. But I sent it to a trusted reader to see if it's ready and got the thumbs up! So that's something. 😊

Doing fundraising for my webseries, the director called to ask about a perk: "Will you be at the fan lunch with cast/crew?" I told her I would love to be there, but the perk was out of my price range. A pause. "OH you mean as a GUEST...? Oh yeah sure I'll go."

🎶"Just take off your clothes and I'll drive you home," I said Knowing she never could pass on a dare...🎶 #greatopeninglines

Sometimes it's good to be single, because if I'd been with a woman who intercepted today's mail I might've had some explaining to do. (twist in alt text)

This used to be the time of year people would say "it's November and there are people who are still sleeping with a fan on" but now the response is just, "yeah it was 80 degrees today."

Earlier I saw a truck from Markwayne Mullin's plumbing company pull into the McDonald's parking lot. I flipped it off as it passed. Inside waiting for my order, the driver came in. Guy next to me saw the uniform shirt (MAGA red, of course). "Ugh." "I flipped off the van." "(snort) Right on, man."

Someone at the NYTimes got so dumped.

If I actually manage to stitch together the parts of this scene that work, I have 914 words. If I have to delete stuff to make the pieces fit, I have 127. #writing

Huh.

"Ummm the reason I like this movie is because it's my favorite movie of all time." "Interesting. You said that last week about Frankenstein." "Frankenstein WAS my favorite movie, but that movie is nothing to me now. That is the past. I am a new woman. Hamnet is my identity now."

Drew Carey Show: "He's a night clerk at a mini-mart in a predominantly vampire neighborhood." I'd watch that show.

I only managed 192 replacement words today, and I'm not 100% confident with those. I can see this whole book so clearly in my head, it sucks that I can't seem to get the bricks in place. 😝 #writing

Imagine if you brought down a whole heap of pedophiles on your first day of work.

Life hack: When you buy new socks, put one pair away somewhere aside from the others. Then later, if you have a bad day or know there's a bad day coming, you have a fresh, never-worn pair of socks to pull out as a little extra comfort to get you through whatever you have to get through.

Sometimes you have a friend you love, and a recording of that friend saying hello to you. So you make that their ringtone. They don't message you a lot so it's not a regular notification. And one day your phone is in another room in a very quiet, totally empty house, and you hear HI GEONN, HELLOOOO

Warren Zevon and The Killers...? Don't mind if I do. Brandon even threw in a couple "ah-oos," which I appreciated. 😁 youtu.be/tWrdK1MZEW0?...

Do you ever scroll and see the top part of an ad, and it's food that looks absolutely delicious, and you think ooo that looks great I want that, so you scroll to see the full ad and it turns out to be full-on dog food.

Today, as you may suspect from my earlier post about scammers, was shitty. But I did manage 400 words. Which, as I wrapped up for the day, I will have to completely erase and start over.

I just found out that yesterday (November 10) was the 50th anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald sinking. So sharing this classic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...