Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

The killing of Iranian children during an illegal war is an impeachable offense (not to mention a grave crime) and Congress should really act like it. 15 Republicans in the Senate could end this nightmare before it somehow gets even worse.

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Sounds like ethnic cleansing to me

The gap in my resume? That’s when I worked at the Gap, dumbass

Does he have abs

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Do yall think Lisa Rinna was inspired by Drop Dead Fred for the cover of her book

Can they replace Amanda with Natalie as a full-time Housewife please #rhobh

The lady on the HOA board that tells you to mow your lawn vs Charon the boatsmen on the River Styx

The jokes about sending Barron to war are funny but I genuinely do not think his dad would care if something happened to him

Trump couldn't care less about Americans. To him, we are and always have been no-names, extras, the cost of doing business. He won't lose a minute of sleep over an American life, or over a thousand of them.

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

“anger is real, and so is resolve” goes pretty damn hard

if i ever catch you filming me with your meta glasses i will break them. go ahead call the cops lol i’d be proud to do the time for that crime

"I want to room with Amanda." "Why would you do that?" I am Boz in that moment lmao #rhobh

I hate Amanda's stupid grin #rhobh

BREAKING: U.S. Central Command is now saying internally that this war against Iran is likely to last through September, per POLITICO

That clip of Timothee Chalamet being like “no one watches the opera or ballet” is wild and I am dying over every ballet and opera acct (correctly) being like “we’ve been here for hundreds of years before you and we’ll be here for hundreds of years after you” lmao

Any senator who votes for Mullin cannot be trusted.

correct there is no reason for a single one of them to vote for Mullin (yes, Mr. Fetterman, that means you) and they should make this as embarrassing as possible - which, given Mullin’s extensive track record of putting his foot in his mouth, shouldn’t even be that hard

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Yup.

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

Markwayne Mullin is a knuckleheaded plumber and the only Senator not to have a bachelors degree. Republicans in the Senate confirming the Mullin appointment to run Homeland Security will show their usual disregard for the well-being of the citizens of this country while blindly pleasing Trump.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

So let me get this straight: Trump fired Noem after she lied about spending over $200 million of taxpayer dollars on ads promoting herself. But he wouldn't lift a finger after two Americans were killed by her federal agents?

Oh no oh fuck

Noem being fired does not excuse her crimes against Americans. She must still be charged and prosecuted for her crimes!

Funniest possible move is Trump promoting Lewandowski and sending Noem home to that martial bliss

I don't think that the SAVE act includes anything about points 4 or 5? I think he's just throwing in some anti-trans stuff into his post for the fun of it?

I don't think "affair" is the really right term when he was texting a congressional aide explicit messages and she wrote back "this is going too far, boss"

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

It’s felony assault

If you're wondering about US Capitol Police's opinion on Senator Tim Sheehy after he attacked a protesting veteran that they were in the process of also attacking... they gave him a patch. This is what the Capitol Police think of protesters. Remember j6th with that in mind.

good lord this is pathetic scamming these people is basically like shooting fish in a barrel with a shotgun

This is psychotic behavior by Sheehy. My goodness

do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window

Absolutely ridiculous that Republicans (minus Paul, plus Fetterman) all lined up to defend Trump's ability to do an end-run around Congress and just start a war unilaterally. Cowards.

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

[WARNING: This is a bit graphic.] A Marine Corps veteran protesting Trump’s War on Iran had his arm broken by Capitol Police and GOP Senator Tim Sheehy. It appears to be a compound fracture.

this is how a Kennedy loses Massachusetts